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Was this in the actual episode?

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25398652 >Her hand is extremely soft, yet strong.
>You look into her eyes, and she into yours.
>Luna smiles.
>So far, so good...
>["Feel that supple skin...I want to rub my pubic hair against his eyeballs..unf."]
>You snatch away from her, looking the blue, disgusting beauty up and down suspiciously.
>Luna returns your look of confusion.
>"You're quite the jumpy one aren't you?"
"Y-yeah..pretty jumpy."
>Why did god have to take such a cosmic shit on you?
>Celestia giggles, taking a seat at the desk in front of you while Luna stands by her side like some type of bodyguard.
>"So a little about our school-"
>[" I want to bend you over my knee and work a wonter squash into your boy pussy~"]
"UH. ACTUALLY...I'd love it if I could do some exploring myself."
>Celestia, and Luna's eyes widen.
>Luna smiles, putting her hands together.
>"Excellent! A student willing to set forth and expand his horizons is truly admirable!"
>You blush.
>["I want to shove your head into my asshole, and have you clean my sloppy joe canal with your tongue~"]
>Blush a sickly green.
>Celestia folds her hands on the desk.
>"While I encourage such pleasant initiative, we took the liberty of arranging a student to escort you around the campus!"
>Please don't be a girl, please don't be a girl-
>Knock knock knock.
>You turn around in your seat to the door, to see a two tone orange chick walk in.
>Fuck,
>She looks from you to the principal, and vice principal.
>"I'm here as you asked Ms. Celestia."
>You shut your eyes, fearing what horrid sexual things she'll want you to do to her.
>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q-g-HiVEGU] [Embed]
"..Uh?"
>She smiles at you like the others have so far.
>"Hello! I'm Sunset Shimmer!"
>["https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJooAyL5dZo"]
>GOD IS DEAD.
>She shakes your hand like the others did.
>["I'll fucking skin that tangerine whore and wear her like a fashionable winter coat!
>"Dirty ketchup and mustard haired whore! I'll take a shit, freeze it, and stab you in the heart

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She needs a bedtime story.

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Are there any oldfags left on /mlp/ old enough to remember one of the best keks in our fandoms history?

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>"Quick! Anon! It's me, Twilight from the future! We must go back into Equestria's past and stop season three from being so shitty! There's no time to waste!"

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Most boring pone and why?

Pic related. She's so serious about everything.

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>"Now you see there Sweetie Belle? That is a human. They are very dangerous creatures that can only be kept in cages. To be honest, I'm quite surprised they would even bring one out in a zoo. They are dirty and disgusting on top of it, they have no grace. I have heard they even throw their feces at times, just barbaric creatures really. It appears this one's name is Anon. Now don't get too close to the cage Sweetie. You never know what these disgusting creatures might try. I don't care what Fluttershy says, these creatures are absolutely dirty."

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"Would you like to hear about when I was younger, Anon?"

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>"Hey Nonny~, when did you get so big~?

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GOSH, that was a really killer concert last night! The percussion was right on target, and I could really feel the brass section just shooting through me! The songs came rapid-fire, one after the other, like BAM! BAM! BAM! The audience was screaming bloody murder, but the band was relentless in their merciless assault! I thought I'd died and gone to Heaven, but then they killed the music. Overall, they did a banging good job, and I'm just dying to go again!

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Who else is pumped for the next Dragon Ball Z moment in the finale?

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I want to _______ Inside of _____.
We fucking dare you to make this good.
Or die in hell you fucking plebs.

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Freeze spell always looked over-powered. How do you nerf it?

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So, I just got to my computer.

What was /mlp/'s reaction to today's episode? Was it another letdown?