>Daddy, I'm scared
>With all the shooting and explosions in Paris, I can't sleep
>Can I stay in your bed?
>>25431555
Dear. we talked about this. Muslims are shit skins who's not going to hurt us. We live in the south, the rednecks are out friends. But yes. You can sleep with me tonight
>rape
>mfw living in paris
People here are weak
ITT: we post this radical smolhoersbonus points for cute
Dash is actually my least favorite pone.
Still like her a lot tho
>>25431553
Thats okay friend. Everybody has a favourite, and a least favourite. Mine just happens to be te smolbluepone
Hey /mlp/ who is the hottest pony or equestria girl and why? For me it's Cadance both ways.
>>25431520
>For me it's Cadance both ways.
What are you, gay?
>>25431520
>Hottest pony thread
>Posts human
I... I just...
>>25431520
You forgot to say why.
Imagine:
>You are currently in a very intimate relationship with Fluttershy
>You start discussing you fetishes and kinks
>Fluttershy says she likes being a sub
>You've never liked the idea of being a maledom, but you decide you'll do it anyway for her
>for the next week, you two perform a scene each night
>Spanking, canning, bondage, humiliation etc
>Her screams of pain are too convincing
>Her cries for help are too real
>Her begging for you to stop makes you really want to stop
>But she hasn't said the safeword, and whenever you check her "colour", it's always green
>After each session, it's clear she loves it
>She has a huge blushing grin on her face, and will often cuddle you in bed, kissing you passionately getting all giggly and cuddly
>She loves you too even more so than before
You can easily see how much she enjoys this, and how happy it makes her. But you feel uncomfortable about it. Her cries and screams are almost haunting. You want to love her and to please her, but you're not sure if you're mentally capable of it.
What do?
>>25431516
First, shame for the almost double dubs.
Now, on to my main point. You gotta tell her how you really feel, mang. Honest to goodness communication is a very important key to any successful romance, neigh, relationship. Sexual or otherwise. But particularly, because you two are in an intimate relationship, a BDSM ship, even. You two need to work this out. You got into this by talking, any anxiety you have can be worked out by, once again, talking.
>>25431542
>neigh
Nice
>>25431516
>You've never liked the idea of being a maledom
Immersion ruined.
Here's the deal: you can go to Equestria, and be with your waifu forever, where she will love you more than any human ever could and you will both love happily forever.
One condition: you must give up your central nervous system.
What do, /mlp/?
>>25431403
How is this a dilemma? You either live on or be dead.
>>25431403
This place just gets worse every night
>>25431403
dank memes
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B017YFJ2Y8/ref=as_li_tl/184-6866231-3869707?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B017YFJ2Y8&linkCode=as2&linkId=27S2YIYYSOYFXU4F&redirect=true&tag=equestr-20
New episode out already.
>>25431208
At least it's not as early as Scare Master.
>>25431208
Is anyone going to stream it soon?
If not I might as well go to sleep anyways, since the episode's gonna air in just a few hours.
>>25431235
This.
Unless it's being shown somewhere, I got better things to do to kill time until it does air.
You can be with Applejack forever but the downside is shes human and will be stuck in this world with you.
Is it worth it?
>>25431147
>downside
>shes human and will be stuck in this world with you.
What downside?
>>25431159
No hooves
>>25431147
>downside
At least we aren't in Paris
>"You didn't really think this through before doing it did you?"
>>25430288
Looks fine to me.
>>25430309
triggered
Yeah well your face is dumb. Now please tell me you have some spell that can get my penis away from that timber wolf and back on my body?
>"Worst...day...ever"
>>25430205
did you get your central nervous system removed?
>>25430698
Wow, that's a meme already? That was fast.
Found out they're taking away my central nervous system for a year.
Can we have a claim your twist waifu thread?
First reply sets the terrible repercussions for your unholy union.
(No instant death and she has to love you)
>>25429896
>taking away my central nervous system for a year
wat
>>25429896
I love her expression in that picture. It's like she's thinking "this is weird". You just know that's what happens off camera.
>>25429896
>taking away my central nervous system for a year
did you ask for this? because thats some fucking futuristic level of surgery there anon
>"You're my hero, Spikey Wikey"
>>25429895
Then he wakes up. The end.
Fuck the haters. I ship it. Let them get pissed off.
>>25429895
BUT NOT THE HERO THIS CITY DESERVES
I need more Berry for my berrypatch.
>"I thought you wore a condom!"
>>25429767
>I swear Twilight, you saw it on my dick as you shoved your horn inside my pee-hole!
>>25429779
no u
>>25429767
>I don't wear one all the time you fucking spa
It has now been one kiloday since Twilicorn.
:(
Requesting the comic where everyone makes the best of their switched cutie marks.
I like MMC as an episode.
>>25430574
I will never understand why anyone especially the company behind the toy commercial wouldn't try to make it the best they can do in order to sell their toys better.
It looks like Hasbro took the cynical cashgrab meaning literally and turned it into practical melodrama cynical episodes which resulted in effortless, boring and autistic seasons.
Does your girlfriend know you watch the show? Did she accept it or is against it?
>>25429470
>Implying
>>25429470
>girlfriend
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25429476
/thread