Anyone else got pony tats? Post um!
Oh Jesus...
>>25481714
Tattoos are degenerate and ponies would probably feel bad for people who get them. They'd think you were so lost without the ability to get a cutie mark that you started scribbling meaningless bullshit allover your body in hopes of figuring out what you should do with your pathetic life.
So, yesterday my 2nd custom Kelloggs-promotion spoon finally arrived. I now have 2 spoons with "Fluttershy" and "Futashy". My initial plan was to get the mane six, but there is a character limit and some names were too long sadly. My question is: Do you anons, also have some unconventional pony merchandise like this?
>>25481509
kek
These are 2 close-ups.
Revenge time...
>>25481483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if1CTnCZGX4
You better hurry...
Before i will do it...
season 2 = LOL SO RANDUMB, Oh my god more melodrama, more autism, flanderization! more obnoxious unfunny memetic jokes.
>>25481439
OP= faggot, Oh my god more shitty threads, more autistic sperging! more obnoxious unfunny comments.
>>25481439
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
>>25481439
nah m8, Season 2 is the best because reasons. Forget all those episodes that were cringingly bad. They don't count. That pet episode had a five minute song that was not terrible. Isn't that awesome!
Sassy singing horse edition
Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
Friendship is Magic #36 storytimed here
>>25470067
>>25476786
Previous thread.
fart fart fart faaart
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
season 2 = LOL SO RANDUMB, Oh my god more melodrama, more autism, flanderization! more obnoxious unfunny memetic jokes.
To be continued…
seasons 3 = MORE OF THE SAME SHIT. :D
season 4 = Oh my Jesus guess what.... even more of the same shit.
season 5 = same exact shit as the previous seasons, but maybe even more cringeworthy and awkward.
season 6 = bbb-but-But-but-bbbbeeebbuuuttt… it's totally gonna be different this time! I swear on me irish mum.
Hey… wasn't parodying the show with obnoxious unfunny bullshit our own deal? and wasn't it suppose to stay on Youtube as fanon?
No plots! No plot detected. Zero plot. The plot is flat. Why are the tails coming out of their asses now?!?! Holy shit what happened to storytelling?! "Once upon a time in the magical land of…. BOOM EXPLOSION. Drop that beat. Bronies gonna eat all dat shit up like yo momma's dinner. Momma said knock you out, pony. Dash is a cunt, but I wanna cum inside that cunt"
>>25481381
I gotta wonder. What if you killed yourself?
>>25481401
>>25481420
PFFFFTTT their answers.
That's it /mlp/ You're not autistic, you're just a lazy piece of shit which will amount to nothing.
You ran out of excuses.
Guys what happened? Meghan tweeted she was going to Hasbro HQ in Rhode Island a week ago and she hasn't tweeted anything since and now Hasbro announces they are looking for a new senior director of development for My Little Pony.
>>25481137
Lauren assassinated her.
>>25481137
early planning for G5
>>25481170
>Nyx will be in G5
>>25481068
>>25481069
>>25481071
Pony in sexy costume.
>>25481045
Bump fo mo
Would you fuck it?
>>25480911
That's pretty hot.
>>25480911
I don't know.
Is it a female?
Pinkie is flossing her vagina
pony is not for sexual iirc
I want to put my pee pee into pinkie's crotch eyes
>"Aww, come on, 'Nonny! I have to take care of Gummy even more now that Twilight fused us!"
>You just stare in utter horror as Pinkie draws floss between where teeth should be on her pink pony pussy's maw as it blinks its eyes.
>"Besides, lots of other ponies love him! They said that he makes things so much more fun!"
>With that comment, Gummy-puss does his classic 'sluuuurrrrp' from one jaw to the other of his tongue.
Previously on Hijack: >>25441488
Catch up here: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/hijack/
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>>25480459
>Hm...
>Sneaky, sneaky, little pony.
>Ready to proceed?
>>25480489
Remember to make fun of Keys for this later, or as soon as she's out of Steelie's earshot.
>>25480489
Didn't we end with needing Steel to strip?
Can we for once have a Spike thread without it turning into stupid shit? I really liked what they did with him in What About Discord, reminded me of S1 Spike in a lot of ways.
>>25479774
I want to cum inside him.
>>25479798
Stop, he's not made for that.
>>25479817
Yes he is.
>"Ok Anon. I've got ah preposition fer ya. Ya see, muh little sister Apple Bloom is too innocent. She even has her cutie mark now. What ah need ya ta do fer me is... erhm... break her in. It's our tradition in the Apple family to have sex soon after ya get yer cutie mark, so ah was hopin you could do tha honors. I'll even pay ya if ya want money. I promise I'll keep any prying eyes away. Just lead her into tha barn when yer ready."
>>25479534
This sounds an awful lot like college
>>25479534
>I'll even pay ya if ya want money
Alright, I'm gonna need'bout tree fiddy
>>25479534
This is some practical joke at my expense because I haven't had any luck with any ponies isn't it?
>"Why don't you like watching the show anymore?"
>>25479457
Because I found Jesus and the bible teaches that the types of witchcraft flaunted by the show's primary protagonist are Satan's works.
You got wings.
>>25479457
It became a generic.