"Nice To Meet You" Edition
Last thread: >>25379624
Archive of /nst/ greentext stories:
http://pastebin.com/6DRjCgDQ
Wiki:
http://nst.wikia.com
Tips for potential writefags:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
All Human Twilight Sparkle content, such as greentext stories, art and discussion go here.
The original (and recommended but not required) prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
Writefagging, drawfagging, discussion, and other SciTwi-related content are highly encouraged during "down time" (or when the thread begins to slow down due to lack of content). New green, drawings, etc. are highly encouraged during these times.First for TwiTwi:^)
>>25441135
>First for TwiTwi
Second for twitwi and I will sell my soul for eqg and dot to come back
also sorry for the lack of update today, I made the retarded decision to stay up until 5 AM only to fail to cop some yeezys. combine that with work and i was pretty much dead. so let's try again tomorrow desu sempaiTWILIGHT AND INDIGO FOREVER AND EVER A HUNDRED YEARS
>mfw I got a assignment for a 50,000 word paper of the advancements of electron microscopes in the last decade
>mfw I havent started it yet
>mfw I was only given 3 days to work on it
Let's play a game, /mlp/! Guaranteed to be more fun than a knife to the head, or your money back!
If you don't know what's happening, catch up here:
>http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/daringdo/22309309#navbar
>>25436531 (OP)
Last time, Muffin Top and John angered the faceless guardian by trying to free Daring Do, which prompted one last battle. Muffin Top and John seemed to have the upper hoof, until the faceless guardian brought in reinforcements - the flying guardian that brought Daring Do to the top floor in the first place. A lucky strike with the quetzal feather brought the flying beast down, but then the faceless guardian got in a lucky strike of its own...
>>25436619
How are we still even conscious with a knife sticking through our brain?
>>25436642
>Thread died and no one made a new one
Good work, guys.
So in this thread anon is turned into a little and cute colt by the act of Discord who is now his dad and now our little anon has to learn about his new life on Equestria.
Last thread >>25326336
Erf
http://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111
George
http://pastebin.com/D0wLPdkt
Hoers (MIA/Dead)
http://pastebin.com/SiZ1QV12
>>25416225
A'ight was gonna post this idea
>Since anon spread chaos into the very heart of the crystal empire by kinda posing as a changeling Equestria starts a hunt for the hive
>They actually find it and make the changelings go running for a crime they didn't commit
>Chrysallis kinda suspects Discord and anon
>She goes with a small brigade of changelings to face them
>get rekted harder than bethesdadrones when trying to justify Fallout 4 shitty design
>Instead of sending them to Celestia and the other 3 horse mutants Discord accepts them into their home.
>By that he traps them in his pocket dimension
>Now Chrysallis has to live with his neighboors who pranks her all day every day, here hive who doesn't take her seriously anymore and anon who she hates but the dude actually finds her cool
Did you rike it?
>>25416328
This would be neato
im reading it from the pastebins i really liked the laste one of anon tranformed in twilight XD
You know you're ready to get ponk'd
>>25409864
I am, go ahead.
>pank will never ponk you
"Goddammit, I forgot to archive the previous thread" edition.
I lazied out and didn't edit the skin color.
What I did do, however, is tone down the ridiculous thunder thighs the original image had.
Also, Imgur murdered the quality, so I also uploaded it on Pbooru.
http://imgur.com/QS771T4You could say it's an EqG edit, I don't know.
Bump for sexy Scoots.
Request again
It's that time of the week again. Like always, post anything relating to the lovable Princess of the Night.
Stories pastebin: http://pastebin.com/He5X50m6
Last Moon-day: >>25227107
>>25386740
First for moon
>>25386740 you guys are up early/late.
Then again what did I expect?
>yfw Luna will never visit your dreams cause you're nocturnal
Goodnight tho
>Don't forget the silly edition Edition
Anon has finally been brought to justice. Justice means no dessert and going to bed early.
Previous thread
>>25260039
Pastebins:
http://pastebin.com/u/Wand_of_inferno
http://pastebin.com/u/Mythd
http://pastebin.com/u/A-nonMoose
http://pastebin.com/u/Aftercase
http://pastebin.com/u/Shardok
http://pastebin.com/u/MLPNope
http://pastebin.com/u/Slownon
http://pastebin.com/u/shrimpasta
http://pastebin.com/u/Davyjones635
http://pastebin.com/u/jubileewritefag
http://pastebin.com/u/Zelis
http://pastebin.com/u/dungeoncrawler
http://pastebin.com/u/Spritejunkee
>>25381563
Oh shit, that's cute.
>>25381563
Muy bien, gracias!
>>25381649
'Course mate.Waiting with bated breath for more aonnxary from prev thread
#29
Last thread: >>25262744
Pastebin.com/Cbq6cZ4L (embed) (embed)
Ded gaem
Ded thred
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You know what I find funny as disorganized as TFH's IGG was they still found a way to get their game funded.
Whereas Indivisible is doing everything we said they should(IAMA's on reddit, reaching out to popular YouTubers, contests) and still are failing to remotely appear like their game is getting funded.
Guess those things don't really matter in the long run
Post your MLP Gifs!
>>25493159
>>25493159
Hey /mlp/
I hope you all have a nice weekend.
>>25492681
...hmm, where's the catch?
>>25492681
thanks, you too
>>25492681
Enjoy yours with this cute gif
Why did they redesign Marble so oddly much, anyways?
From what we've seen, a pony's filly design is usually very similar to their grown-up one, where the difference really just boils down to the size of the mane and body, yet Marble got an almost complete redesign. Even the color palette is noticeably different.
And why didn't this also happen with Limestone? Compared to Marble, they didn't change that much about her.
>>25492504
INKIE, GOD DAMN IT
>>25492526
I bet you call Maud "Clyde"
>>25492526
As much as I like that name, if I kept calling her that all I'd get is a bunch of people calling me a fan of the fandom.
SHE
FUCKS
MY
SHIT
>"Hey anon, you're a fagoot">Giggles>"Am I doing it right?"
>>25492214
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>25492214
>"Hey Nonny, check 'em!">Giggles>"Pointing your hoof in the air and shouting things... Nonny sure has a strange definition of "fun"!"
>>25492231
The Arabic version of this pasta is better.
>Die
>Wake up in Equestria
>It's all you could ever hope for
>Integrate seamlessly
>Befriend mane 6
>Become romantically involved with waifu
>Fun adventures and comfy parties
>Happier than ever before
>Years pass
>One day, a portal appears
>Millions of third worlders from your homeworld start flooding through
>Turns out the western world solved its immigration crisis with interdimensional deportation
Wat do?
They walked right into my trap...
>>25491631
You call it being surrounded.
I call it a target-rich environment.
>>25491631
>implying I didn't already develop a contingency plan with the royals in case more people started popping into Equestria
"Hello Anon? This is Rumble. Can you hear me?
I haven't heard you for a while and it means I might get better.
Maybe you're just a voice inside my head. I'm lost; so does my mind in a world that doesn't looks real.
I've being absorbed by Fitter's cock, she thought she was able to operate magic properly and could have fun.
Instead, I've got absorbed inside her inter-dimensional womb. which is larger than Ponyville itself.
Later, swimming around, trying to get out of here, I've found various places, each being stranger than eachother.
A pony metal band singing about their cocks being bigger than mine.
I've experienced space vacuum, hyperspace, anti-gravity,
I've found a pencil that has an influence on what is now my reality to fix a broken leg, and find a map.
I'm surviving thanks to an umbilical cord which is now connected to some kind of tree as the only source of food.
If you get this message, tell Flitter to look for a way to revert this spell, and tell Thunderlane I'm fine, but he should not fuck her.
It might take some time but I hope I will find a way out. I don't think reasoning in three dimensions works here, but staying there and do nothing isn't right either."
previous thread: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25473607
>attempted to bring the information desk pony back to life, no success. I did the mistake to tell her something she should've ignored, or maybe I'm not doing it right.
>horn is just a horn, for unknown reasons magic is impossible, and I couldn't sleep with that thing attached on my head.
>>Go with the eraser to remove the horn. I'm not a unicorn, I cannot perform magic just like...
>look at myself in the mirror, realize I just exposed my own brain. Visible. Holy shit.
>Re-draw my skull and forehead the best I could
>Never again...
>I almost fainted, that's the reason why I've decided to replug my umbilical cord to this thing, since maybe I'm still inside Flitter. Maybe that planet is one of her forms.
"That might be the answer. Once I've regained enough energy I'm gonna check that possibility."
/d/ pls
>wake up, take my pencil, and decide to draw something edible. bananas, etc.
>bad idea, i vomitted eveything, it doesn't even tastes like what I expected, so how the fuck did I manage to draw perfectly functional legs? What is the logic of this world?
>I can create a living being, that will eventually commit suicide, but can't create food or a horn to get me special powers?
>I suck as a God.
>try anything and here's the first thing that came in my mind: drawing a circle in the ground.
>it falls into a hole, like if the world i'm walking in is thinner than paper.
"...or did i just created this?"
>pick back something a bit... hmm, uncanny to look at.
>my left hindleg I partially erased,but still got the hoof and everything.
"too bad i'm not carnivore, i could eat this, and that pony instead of using her."
>throw it inside
"bye, part of me..."
>try to look on the other side.
>pick the map and fly through the hole that leads to the inner planet.
>reach something liquid.
>swim into it.
>forgot that i don't need to hold my breath since i'm on external power, I can do it.
>It's actually fun and enjoyable. my wings works fine in water.
>dive out of it.
>end up in like, a strange, abstract painting.
>weird shapes in the sky. I'm sitting on something that looks like ice, without being cold.
>there's a series of glowing cubes floating in the air above the land and water.
"what the hell could that be..."
>try to reach one, intrigued.
"how does it... "
>poke it
>cube:"NAH!"
>the cube just inverted itself and turned black. d... did that thing just .. reacted?
>there's some visible planets up there. and a dimmed, uniform light. where the fuck I could be...
>poke the same red floating box thing again.
>like the first time, it tells in a cute voice"NAH!" and shakes, back into its aligned cube position...
"Do you know if we're still inside Flitter? What is this place?"
>there, I just hear a familiar voice
>"Are you seriously trying to have a conversation with that?"