Can we for once have a Spike thread without it turning into stupid

>>25479774
I want to cum inside him.

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>>25479798
Stop, he's not made for that.

>>25479817
Yes he is.

>>25479837
No he's fucking not

>>25479853
Yes he fucking is.

>>25479860
no hes fucking not

>>25479860
Really? I can do this all damn night.

>>25479870
>>25479881
Yes he is. Yes he fucking is.

>>25479888
I don't think he fucking is at all.

>>25479904
Well my trips say he is, doo doo head.

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What if he were a pony?

>>25480005
I would still fuck him.

I would love to see episode about Twilight by pure accident changing him into a pony.
>DUUHH HOW ORIGINAL
The problem is, that writers would most likely make him a teenage jerk and the moral would go absolutely wrong. It would be more better about self-acceptance.

The point of episode would be struggle. Make it even better. Everypony knows who he is, yet new Spike is getting quickly along in Ponyville.
He could at certain points of episode reason (w or w/o Twilight, M6) why staying as pony could be good for his sake.

The rest of M6 would split about this idea. RD and Pinkie would be in favor of new pony, because they believe he needs to be happy.
AJ, Flutter however would have mixed opinion. Let them point out that Twi is pushing on him too much.
Rarara, Twi would of course "muh dragon spike" and "muh true inner self".

If bitterness would be allowed, then let Spike realize, that the reason why he is popular is that he is no longer a dragon. Engage depression spiral and his self-loathing mode activates again.
On the end, it would come hard punch from Rarity, telling him she hates fake Spike, believing that the original dragon is the only great pony she admires, but he needs to believe in himself. In a little verge of tears she sobbed telling she misses him already dearly. Plus add some sparity hint, but that's just Your preference

>>25481477
I think it would have more weight if he asked Twilight to change him into a pony, even just for a little bit.

>>25482102
- I guess that's writer's choice.
- Spike asking about that would be already a sign of his selfishness. I assume that at some point he is alright with him being a dragon raised by ponies.
- It's really important to learn how he copes being always "written out". Does he just hang out with colts, does he spend time in solitude and if he likes it or not.

>>25482224
Honestly if you want a good Spike episode you should age him up physically and permanently. People joke about "dragon acne" when Miller mentioned him dealing with teenage problems, but there are legitimate internal issues that could go along with it.

>>25482235
An episode where Spike snaps at Twilight and yells "YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER!" could be potentially good, especially if the writers explore the buildup and the aftermatch.

>>25483400
Oh man, that would be killer.

>>25483400
Honestly I have several ideas, mainly about following the path of Spike someday becoming some superhero.

>>25484282
Less that and more just him being a weapon or something.

>>25479774
Spikefags need to off themselves. S6 is the last one, there will be no Spike focus all of a sudden. Princess Spike ans SAYS are the only characterd developments he will ever get.

>>25484317
S6 is the last season?

>>25484351
Dunno. But with the movie on the way? It decreases the chances of S7.
Plus, it's hard to predict Hasbro's decisions.

>>25483400
>that potential buildup
>that Spike going snap
>that delivery line
>that commercial break

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>>25484384
Do you think we'll ever see his parents? This is my headcanon about how Celestia got his egg.

>>25479774
Congrats on being free, Spike. Didn't even need that page 10.

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>>25479774

>>25484351
Doubt it honestly.

Honestly at the rate /mlp/ has been forcing this shitposting meme Nyx will probabily be liked more than Spike son.

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>>25485064
I don't think so, it's just shitposting. It's like people who say Rarity is trash. It's a meme, you dip.

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>>25484471
>spike's parents
>alive
Pick one.

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>>25484317

>>25485098
kek. I hope spike cries and hangs himself like a faggot. I'd laugh at him right in his face if he just found out his mother was dead.

>>25485366
Don't respond to me. You are cancer of the highest degree.

>>25485397
I'm not cancer. why are you caring about spike? He's the real cancer along with spikefags.

>>25485485
Don't respond to me. You are cancer of the highest degree.

>hating Spike
Well, that's just like Your opinion anon.
Honestly, though any valid reason show-wise? I'm aware of people projecting hard into him like me

>>25484471
Too dark for such standards. This is not 80/90s anymore where Yellow Bird or Mr Rogers would deal with dealing with loss.

As other US anons said. This topic is not only heavy, but sometimes badly executed.

>>25485581
Well they've mentioned AJ's parents several times. Who says that they even have to be dead, anyway?

>>25485624
>mentioned
>implying implications of implied implications
ftfy
And what's more Jim is fucking with people.

>>25485681
>"If mom and dad were here, they'd be so proud."

What is that, then?

How is he fucking with people? He said the same things about Celestia that he did Spike.

>>25485078
But Rarity is trash.

>>25485805
Yes, but people say it so much to make Rarifags mad.

>>25486246
Rarifags are always mad.

You have to be mad to waifu Rarity.

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>>25485318
>Big guys
>Big Jim