>ITT: We rearrange the letters in the ponies names to say things
>>25461723
rainbOw dash
PInkie pie
SoArin'
Fluttershy
stArliGt Glimmer
OpTimus prime
>>25461723
Reminder: If Hitler had won we'd all have ponies right now.
RainbOw dash
Pinkie pie
rarIty
SunSet shimmer
ApplejAck
Fluttershy
ScootAlo
ColGate
Granny smith
DiamOnd tiara
SpiTfire
Does Twilight spank Spike?
>>25461465
No, she just lobotomizes him a little bit more when he's bad.
>>25461527
That actually would explain alot
>>25461465
No
She probably fists him occasionally though.
>"Say what again! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more celestia damn time!"
>>25461399
What?
>>25461399Bunnies are the devil
>>25461399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPyCjRSJo4k>>25461399
You can do whatever you want to her forever but this is the last 5 hours you can collect your lottery winnings of 1000 000 000 what would you do anon?
>>25461319
Mystery box
>>25461319
>Forever
She'll still be there when I'm done collecting my lottery winnings.
>>25461319
Collect winnings, then return to her andbullyher.
>"I GOUGED YOUR EYES OUT ANON!"
>>25461254
Clever.
I kekked.
>>25461254
hue
>>25461254
>not 5000x5000
Pls
>tfw you quit clopping
>>25461205
>>25461205
>hurrr gotta missed call from yo bitch
>real nigga hourz
Alright /mlp/. Here is a trash can. The objective? Everyone must put something in or around this trash can. Let's see what all of you come up with.
>>25460917
>>25460917
>>25460937
Beat me to it
I wish I would've found out about 4chan a long time ago. A few months back I had one of the best dreams (probably in the top 10) of my life. I was surrounded by ponies roughly half my height. We were all waiting in line to get a private "session" with Pinkie Pie. I was (if I remember correctly) the only human in the line. I had Rainbow Dash in front of me and Bon Bon behind me. We exchanged casual conversation as stallion after mare after stallion after mare came out of Pinkie's tent looking satisfied. It was finally my turn. My hands clenched up and I got really nervous. Pinkie and I entered the tent and she asked what me what I came there for. She sat down and waited for a response. I think my reply went something like "I wanted to fill your pie for you." She spread her legs and seductively grinned at me. "Come on," She said, "what are you waiting for?" I have no idea how long I fucked her, all I know is the dream was so vivid that it FELT real. Has anybody else had an erotic MLP dream?
>>25460881
>I have no idea how long I fucked her
Zero seconds.She isn't real.
>>25460881
One time I taught Twilight how to drive a van in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
>>25460916
Well no shit, thank you for that glorious insight. It was a dream.
When did you grow out of MLP?
>Fucking implying
>>25460867
I don't grow out of it, my dick just spits white goo and I stop caring for a while.
>>25460867
When I took an arrow to the knee
Fuck you guys, I love Twilight.I never want to let her go.
>>25460792
That hit real hard.
>>25460792
>tfw you were out with friends the night she died
>tfw you came home and didn't even check on her
>tfw you weren't by her side for her last momentsI forgot this feel some time ago. I don't know whether to hate you or love you for reminding me a can still feel it,I love you, Jetta.
>>25460792
Damn it you just had to do this to me.It sucks having to lose a pet
DARLING!
>>25460775
>>25460775
you aren't my waifu, don't call me that
Harbor
>Sigh
>"You're penis is in that gift box isn't it?"
>>25460664
Did the blood dripping from the box give it away?
>>25460664
Would a sick fuck chop his own penis off to give to the one they love?
Do you really think that my dick is big enough to support the weight of this box? I think you give me more credit than I deserve.
>"How many times do I have to tell you Anon, we do not have these "Horse Pussies" you keep talking about."
>>25460557
Doe's that mean stallions don't have dicks?
Am I the only one with an that appendage in this world?
Well this is gonna get interesting for both parties.
>>25460557
Impossible, Lauren told me you reproduce like normal mammals
>>25460557
You have a mouth. You can suck my dick with it.
>"Tickle my feet, anon!"
>>25460548
I'll tickle your feet with a bullet. from my gun. how about I tickle your head instead?
>>25460548
goochie goochie goo!
>>25460548
I hope you slip n slide into a trash can.
>"Hello there Anon. It's a wonderful day today isn't it? Would you like too come to the furry friends book club? We'll be serving tea as well.
Fuck you flutterbutter, I'm not a goddamned furry.
>>25460398
But I haven't read anything so I couldn't take part of the discussion. I'd be left out.
>>25460398
Only if u serve me.i'm kinda like an animal today, anyway.rrawr