Hi /mlp/ i'm mabel. I'm a girly horse. How's your day going?
>>25479250
That's a cute pone.
>>25479268
Thanks anon!
>>25479250
What's a qt like you doing over here?
And what's your special talent?cap: notice aepaplan
Evening. How's everybody doing tonight?
>>25479080
Its 12:17 pm at where im at.
Apparently noon is evening.
>>25479080
Fapping to humanized ponies as usual
I'm fine. Just over here having not-dead-or-absent parents.
HOLY CRAP
https://youtu.be/aZAfTDq9T50
>>25479023
>>25479023
c&d when
>>25479023
Oh yeah baby! Bring on that C&D and let the tears flow down the river of saltso we can happily drink from it
I cant be the only one that hopes my waifus awaiting me in the afterlifer-right?
>>25478870
>Implying your waifu wants you there
>>25478870
I'm not narcissistic enough to believe I'm needed in more than one realm of existence.
>>25478917
*Tips fedora*
Damn G1 was rough sometimes.
>>25478666
G1 didn't fuck around.
>>25478683
Smooze has really calmed down since the 80s.
>>25478666
Sometimes there was so much cum on set they tried to use it as a prop for the next scene. It became an occupational hazard.
10 days until the glorious sunshine
>>25478519
GIVING DOWN SUCH A BLOOD RED LIGHT
>>25478519
Why? What happens in next week's episode?
>>25478528
ALL THE ANIMALS SLOWLY RETREAT TO THE SHADOWS OUT OF SIGHT
>My sister was seduced by the dark side of her alicorn magic. She ceased to be Princess Luna, and became Nightmare Moon. When that happened, the good mare who was your friend was destroyed.
>So, what I told you was true... from a certain point of view.
>>25478482
from my point of view celestia you are evil.
>>25478482
>I HATE THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY
>THEY'RE COARSE AND ROUGH AND THEY GET EVERYWHERE
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Scorpan "the wise"?
>I thought not. It's not a story the Princesses would tell you.
Hey Mr Anon, do you wanna play a game with us? Its called Cards Against Humanity. Since you're a human, we thought you might know some stuff that could help us.
Also, you can put up some green if you want
Favorite card combinations /MLP/ has gotten?
The blank card drawn was "In celebration of our glorious leader Kim Jon Un's birthday, we offer him _ as a gift." I had "the boners of the elderly", and won the round.
Shame I can't really remember any other combinations during that game. There were quite a few fantastic ones.
>>25478679
This fucking happened.
"Ok can I just talk to somebody? Can I just explain..?"
>"I'm not interested in your explanations, Anonymous! Sure, I bet you've got a million of them. Maybe your mother didn't love you enough, maybe the teacher didn't call on you in school when you had your little hand raised, maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh? Well, I've got another theory Anonymous: you're a weed."
"No..."
>"Society is filled with them. They're choking the life out of the all pretty flowers"
"No, y-you c-can't..." *sobs*
>"You see something even remotely pretty and you have to choke the life out if it, don't you Anonymous?"
>Pretty flowers
>A good thing
>>25478226
Kramer in Equestria when?
Just doing my job, now where's your sister at? The life in her is pleading to be sucked out.
So, does he have a name?
ur mom
>>25478108
I want to fuck him.
Technicolor Cock. Which means...
>rape
>"Hey Anon..."
>"Look I hate to ask, but the farm hasn't been doing so good this year."
>"Do you mind lending me a couple thousand bits."
>"I'll pay you back sugar cube, I promise...... in one way or another."
>>25477946
>in one way or another
Okay AJbut I want Applebloom
>>25477946
Okay fine, but in return you have to give me ponyrides any time I want!
You could save that a-peel-ing story of farm failure for another day.
Post an image and I'll (attempt to) make a decent greentext prompt out of it.
>>25477792
>>25477792
From one writefag to another, have at it.
Try this, bitch.
Is it just or has this board gone to shit?
>>25477742
This board's always been shit.
>>25477742
Ever since trash came to be, the fuckers had to leave.
So needless to say the lazy fucks who can't ctrl+T to another tab for their mare pussy just decided to go right ahead and cum on their favorite new threads.
Trust me, cloppers made this place fun.
They had a fun spark that was lost.
>>25477742
>slowpoke.jpg
how would the mane 6 react to seeing all of humanity's history? or this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI
>>25477651
I was thinking the same thing
>pic related
>>25477676
the video part or the humanity's history? honestly id be more interested in seeing them watch the video. that'd be hilarious.
>>25477651
Whoa
That chick is totally hotCome to Butthead
>tfw there was a noticeable increase in quality ever since /trash/ was created
>>25477633
That and the word filters, even though I say desu baka and senpai I really like them being corrected. Keeps the reddit trash away because they hate weeb stuff.
There should be board specific word filters that can be used as chemo for board specific cancer.
>>25477633
Was there? Still see the same old shitty greentext prompts and generals
>>25477633
board quality is merely a myth