I just got reminded of this wonderous moment of Rainbow Dash mocking Twilight Sparkle and I want more.
What are some scenes you can think of where Dash was being a total cunt? I love rude pone.
>>25488450
There are a lot in season 1, particularly in Fall Weather Friends.
>>25488450
>scenes you can think of where Dash was being a total cunt
Like 80% of the scenes she speaks in
>total cunt
>Implying she wasn't right
Fuck the real cunt in that episode is Pinkie
>we need to keep our money
>LOL I SPENT ALL OF IT IM SO RANDOM XD.
Will Celestia ever Make Equestria Great Again by keeping the disgusting Arimaspi and Badland inhabitants out?
No but manos will.
>>25488444
>naming the oceans after yourself and your sister
How vain
Also, nice full house you got there
>>25488444
B U I L D W A L L
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So, /mlh/ what are we talking about tonight?
>>25488331
Why does Lyra always keep using her bucking selfies as the OP image? You're not the only mare in the fandom, you crazy dyke.
>>25488331
I think pic related would be a better princess than Celestia
>Earthen Colts shitposts at it again
Colour me surprised, I don't watch a show about cute little humans to see pones
Equestria in Equestria, what happens?
>>25488316
A portal to equestira
>>25488316
Celestia gets the fuck out
>>25488316
kaboom
>"What did you just say about apples, anon?"
>>25488074
They ain't got shit against raisins!
>>25488074
Apples are dumb?
>>25488113
incorrect. Apples do not own the proper attributes to be mentally incapacitated. dumbass.
David Bowie in Equestria What would happen?
>>25487961
Something with Rarity. Of this much, I am sure.
>>25487961
Who?
>>25487961
Fuck your shitty 'x in equestria what do' threads, faggot.
What if Fluttershy was forced to fight in the Vietnam War?
>>25487809
It aint me would start playing.
>>25487809
She invents some sort of feces-based trap to use on the gooks
>>25487809
I don't think fluttershy would survive a day in vietnam.
What is "ponk"?
>>25487773
PONK! PONK! PONK! PONK! PONK! PONK! PONK! PANK! PONK! PONK! PONK! PONK? PONK! PONK! PPOONNKK!!
>>25487773
baby dont hurt me
>>25487855
don't hurt me
Summarize your favorite episode as if it was being reviewed by Yahtzee Croshaw
>>25487537
>implying I know who that is
>>25487557
Look him up. He's on youtube
>>25487537
>implying i have any motivation left to do that
twilight sparkle's advice:
"git, gud"gill boston or nuge you son :---DDD
>>25487439
>>25487439
anthrogoy pls
>>25487439
I can't git gud if I can't even move my legs Twalot. I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS
"Anon, why did you tell everypony about my secret crush on Rarity?"
>>25487326
Because you told everyone about my secret crush on Twilight, Spike. Fair's fucking fair.
I wanted to cum inside rainbow dash.
>>25487326
It's not like it's new info to anyone though
>"Anon, what is this "pizza" you speak of?"
>>25487128
Pizza is against allah
>>25487128
PIZZA SOMETIMES PIZZA AND I SOMETIMES PIZZA TIME!
>>25487128
ask Cadence. she always seems to have some
"Hey, Anonymous! Did you hear? Princess Celestia found that I'm one of the elements of harmony; a never before seen new one. Apparently I'm the element of forgiveness. Isn't that amazing?!"
>>25486863
So you are appearing in the main show and will be the focus of half of the episode of S6?
>>25486863
>element of forgiveness
lel, what a load of shit
>>25486863
Why does she look so fat?
>You are Foal Anon
>You are 11 years old.
>And you just discovered sex.
>You have a very strong sexual urge for some reason.
>You go to school with these urges.
>You then get a huge boner.
>Out of embarrassment you hide in the bushes.
>You don't know how else to deal with this aside from you were taught.
>Which is basically through the massive porn you watched.
>It stated if you have a boner you have to have sex with a mare.
>No mare is going to have sex with you.
>So you go with the next best thing.
>You look for the nearest filly.
>You had many options.
>But you found your best answer.
>You see Applebloom.
So /mlp/ how do you convince Applebloom to have sex with you?
>>25486712
like so
>>25486712
Rape.
>>25486712
See if she wants to get a sausage-hiding cutie mark?
The board is filled with Princess Twilight hatred, so I say for the few people who still love her, it's time to have a thread dedicated to her.
>>25486420
Good concept, shame it won't fare well with the other autistic manchildren.
>>25486420
My nigga
>>25486420
Nope.twilight is dead to this board.accept this and move on, faggot