GLUTES
>>25570109
nice meme
Not fast enough.
>>25570138
I DON'T NEED SPEED FOR WHERE I'M GOING
>"Rarity please"
>"I'm begging you..."
>"Don't take anon away from me"
>"He is the best thing that could have happened to me"
"B-But darling..."
"That's not my desicion, it's his..."
>"B-But, I thought t-that..."
>"I-I g-guess that's it then..."
>"Just tell him I'm sorry"
>>25570084
Both of you are cunts
>>25570084
FORZA NAPOLI!!!
>>25570084
>Anon could just sit there watching in silence as he realized that ponies take their table seats positions very very seriously.
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>>25570024
If you didn't like the ending to the Evangelion series you didn't understand it.
>>25570043
>>25570043
They ran out of funding and tried to make a bunch of still frames and text look all philosophical and shit to make it seem as if they intended to do that all along. It was shit. End of Evangelion was a shitty attempt at damage control but didn't suck as much dick as the last episode. Jesus Christ I hate it when people start saying shit like, "you don't like it cuz you don't get it hurr". It was a shitty ending to an amazing anime, plain and simple.
Yo guys its my Birthday and I love the fuck out of Derpy.
>>25569814
Happy birthday, and thank you for the cute pic.
You have good taste.
>>25569814
Many happy returns, faggot
>>25569814
Do you really?
Pepe in Equestria. What happens?
A thread died for this.
ponies don't have any tendies or neetbux, plus no mommy to take care of him so he starts reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeing until he's taken away while poopoopeepeeing.
>>25569788
I'm an atheist and even I know Jesus didn't die for this.
>It's a Starlight Glimmer episode
>>25569748
Isn't it just wonderful? We're all so excited!
>>25569783
Indeedtomorrow is Shimmer Glimmer day
that commie bitch will be struck down by pure equestrian democracy
>"Your animalistic behaviors will have consequences, Anon. We have decided to have you live out the rest of your days in a factory farm, where your semen will be milked from you 24/7 through penile, testicular and prostate stimulation along with other criminals."
>>25569687
Not sure if want
>>25569687
But... will there be cake?
>Anon evaded the punishment by literally dodging out of the way
TRIPSFAG DETECTED
>>25569111
apple.mov or some shit
>>25569111
He doesn't know.
Hey... Guys...
>>25569018
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
>>25569018
Nigga...
>>25569018
>Be middle child, Anon Sparkle.
>You come home from work everyday and you always want to get some sleep.
>But evertime you try to go to bed, you always find this.
>Twilight always in your bed.
>Her only excuse of being there is because she thinks your bed is the comfiest.
>She probably did one of three things.
>She probably just took a nap on you bed.
>Or she fell asleep on my bed while reading something.
>Or masturbated to her sexual fantasies of her high school sweet heart Flash or whatever and wore herself out that way.
>You usually take it upon yourself to wake up Twilight.
So /mlp/ how do you wake her up?
>>25568747
beat the shit out of her
>>25568755
Dubs command it.
It shall be done!!
>>25568747
Obviously tell my parents.
Especially if she wore herself out while masturbating.
>Hear a knock on the door
> Open it
>Wat do
>>25568716
>posts anthro
>wat do
Kill it with fire?
>>25568716
Let her in, give her a towel
>>25568727
Nice meme!
Original Prompt
>H-hey anon....
You turn around to see Fluttershy crouching behind a trash can
>May I, uh, borrow some....spare pants?
>Why? Because.... Well....
>You know how Principal Celestia got the school a new elevator?
>Well, I was standing too close to the doors, and when they closed, they caught my skirt...
>I tried to get the door open again, but it was no use
>The elevator went up, tearing my skirt to pieces.
>I can't be seen showing off my p-panties!
You see the shy girl is wearing white panties, with hearts in them
>Please Anon, the gym's being used for volleyball practice, so I can't get my gym shorts
>and you...
>*gulp*
>you're the nicest guy I know
>please Anon! Everyone will laugh at me if they see me like this!
>All I want are some pants! I promise I'll give them back! I'll even wash them for you!
She's practically begging at this point
What do?
Writefags
This guy - http://pastebin.com/WMC8N5ue
Cleric_Alerror - http://pastebin.com/ffSJdHft
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>>25568467
>>25568477
>>25568477
Screw you, too.
How dedicated of a horsefucker are you?
http://strawpoll.me/6119333
>>25568352
>people actually voting yes
>>25568462
>>25568462
>Hello. This is my first day here.
ayy legoy
>>25568109
>hands
:merchant:
ok
"Anon, please, I know we're dating, but could you please STOP drawing penises in my sketchbook? I'm really trying to focus, but the last time I tried sewing something I accidentally embroidered a penis into the dress I was making."
>>25567893
But penises make everything better.
>>25567893
it's like you have no sense of humor.
>>25567893
How do you fucking know if it's not Sweetie Belle or whatever? For fuck's sake I didn't even know you had a sketchbook and...wait, we're dating now?