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She's a woman so she doesn't understand compromise.

>>25560894
She probably has a non-disclosure agreement with Hasbro.

Well considering her creative input in terms of lore for TFH (fart jokes and towns called "Baaaa"), it's not surprising she gets into conflicts about creative control.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>25560864
i suppose spike does have his uses as a magic fax machine.
or at least used to

>"Twi, you're smart or something"
>"Ponk, you may be annoying, but that's not horrible I guess"
>"Fluttershy, you won't answer anything I say but you give bomb ass hand jobs."
>"Rarity, you're tight but so is your poon"
>"RD, your piece of shit, but you're a fast piece of shit."
>"Spike, you may occasionally feel like equestria would be better without you, but you're wrong, it'd be exactly the same, you don't matter."

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It's 4 in the fucking morning

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>>25560872
Yeah that right about sums it up.

>>25560834
Fuck you sparkle, you're going to die alone.

So sorry miss perfect purple pony princess.

>>25560834
Cynical? Far from it. I'm a bit offended you'd even think that of me, Twi.

>>25560782
Who are you quoting?

> why don't you let me in?

-unzips dick-

go ahead.

>>25560782

Are.... are you asking for sex?

>>25560662
write a self-insert story where you help rehabilitate a corrupted twilight
use the story as an outlet
it doesn't have to be good and you don't have to share it with anyone
or find something else to obsess over
either way >>>/adv/ is the board for asking advice

>>25560685
desu I'd read that.

>"Anooon~! Can you show me your hot monkey dick again please~? You know, for science..."
"Twiggles how many times do I have to tell you, you don't fuck your therapist."

>>25560662
>I was reading a clop fic were Twilight finds a spell that gives her the ability to control others, the power slowly corrupting her
Post the fic and share your pain, anon

>>25560607
Literally nothing. They took my favorite characters and shot them in the fucking head right in front of me, and I felt nothing, because I saw it coming a year ago.

>>25560607
None
Tbh it was a really shit episode and probably the worst of this season

>>25560607
Not much really. I am going to dearly miss old bitchy Diamond Tiara. They could have redeemed her more gradually instead of that complete fucking 180. Ditto for Silver Spoon.

>>25560586
>tfw cable as fuck

FTFY

>>25560586
>>25560605
>what is netflix
>what is an hdmi connection from computer to TV set

>>25560586
>>25560605
>not watching the episode with your fellow anons

smmfdh tbqfhwy familier

:v

>>25560205
Sure what do you need

>>25560205
why does this keep coming back? what makes people connect these two shows so much?

>>25560205
did season two end? I feel like I've been waiting for the last few episodes for weeks

>>25560154
>video is about autism
>first thing they do is bring up gender bias bullshit
how about you fuck off with your shitty non pony related bullshit, OP

>>25560197
Fact 4

Literally just that 1:15 if it didn't go there automatically.

>>25560204
I stopped watching after the gender bullshit
horses aren't ponies, so it's still non pony related bullshit, so kindly fuck off

And I'm used to you not being such a bitch!

I know, me too, but this is what the Large size is in Europe

>>25559543
And I'm used to a woman's vagina not taking up half of her body.

>>25559370
http://youtu.be/ztVMib1T4T4

>>25559370
no

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>>25559370
As much as I love her, I wouldn't want her to be dragged back into what this show has become, and I DEFINITELY wouldn't want her to deal with what the fucking fandom has become.

>>25559292
Please kill yourself.

NICE BAIT

>>25559292
I'm still enjoying it just fine.

>>25559123
Single slice of pumpkin pie topped with whipped cream.

>>25559136
Same here, and pecan pie.

>>25559142
Pecan as well