How dedicated of a horsefucker are you? http://strawpoll.me/6119333

>>25568352
>people actually voting yes

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>>25568462

>>25568462
>Hello. This is my first day here.

>>25568352
bump

Would this horse in question be consenting, like in that one scenario that veteran horse-fucker greentext'd about? Because if so, then yes.

I wouldn't risk getting trampled to death for mare vag, though. And a horse cock would unfortunately be a death sentence, unless I somehow became Plastic Man first.

>inb4 scripts

>>25568352
What only 42% voted for either of the yes options... and here I thought we were all on the same page.

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>>25568352
I'd definitely fuck a dolphin more than a horse. But I'd fuck a horse too.

>>25568666
I agree with you, Satan.

>>25568352
There was a thread a few weeks ago described some of his IRL horsefucking escapades.
It sounded nice, but mostly it just made me want to stroke a raging stallion cock

>>25568791
We are one of soul, my brother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-T_Ir036JM

Fucking horses is gross.

>>25568704
Why dolphins? I mean, other than the fact that they're the horniest fuckers in the ocean...

>>25569149
kill yourself thrice

>>25568898
A bit too catchy, it makes me want to sing loudly about horse cock.

>>25569149
Where do you think you are?

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>>25569204
>>25569271
lel

>>25569843
Those results are against the faggot they were replying to.

Horsefucking is animal abuse and rape. Even if the horse is in heat, you have the sapience to reject its advances.

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>>25569853
But you don't have to care that other people do it to think it's gross tho...

>>25569891
A horse has the sapience to crush you fucking skull in if it want's to.
Nothing says "NO" like a swift and painful lobotomy.

It's not abuse unless you are literally torturing the animal.

>>25569959
That's sentience. You can reject its advances when it's in heat. It's still abuse because you're taking advantage of it.

Having sex with a horny preteen is still child abuse even if she wants it and asked you first.

>>25569980
>It's still abuse because you're taking advantage of it

You have no way to prove that animals believe they are being taken advantage of, or that it means anything to them.
And if you do believe that animals having sex = being taken advantage of, then why do we let the horses fuck each other. That's fucking horse rape right there.
And how is this any different than a horse vet going shoulder deep inside horse anus to perform a checkup?

petafags not to stop being on such a high horse

>>25569980
You actually believe this, right?

>>25570040
Sexual intercourse causes neural patterns to generate and affects cognition. It does affect the horse, but you don't care because people like you think "it's a dumb animal so I can do whatever I want with it, because after all it's in heat!"

>>25569980
a·buse
verb
verb: abuse; 3rd person present: abuses; past tense: abused; past participle: abused; gerund or present participle: abusing
əˈbyo͞oz/

1.
use (something) to bad effect or for a bad purpose; misuse.
"the judge abused his power by imposing the fines"
synonyms: misuse, misapply, misemploy; More
exploit, take advantage of
"the judge abused his power"
make excessive and habitual use of (alcohol or drugs, especially illegal ones).
2.
treat (a person or an animal) with cruelty or violence, especially regularly or repeatedly.
"riders who abuse their horses should be prosecuted"
synonyms: mistreat, maltreat, ill-treat, treat badly; More

Dunno how that's abuse exactly.

>>25570098
It's only "abuse" if it's taken to the extreme, which some people do.
That doesn't mean it can be done in a non-abusive way, if the animal cooperates in a willing manner.

>>25570040
>>25570071
>>>/trash/
"Horsefucker" was always a meme you autists. We used to just be fans of the show and guys who liked ponies but you fucks had to take it too far and had to ruin it by putting it on /b/, posting shit to reddit and other cancerous sites, and making an autistic fandom. Fuck you all.

>>25570098
>cruelty or violence
"callous indifference to or pleasure in causing pain and suffering."
"behavior involving physical force intended to hurt, damage, or kill someone or something."

Having sex with a horse does not equal these things, that would depend on the intent of the person who is fucking the horse. You can't know this, unless you're a mind reader.

>>25570096
How does it effect the cognition of a horse? Negatively, positively. Give me and example on how fucking a horse will drastically influence it's lifestyle in a negative way. Explain to me how fucking a horse can have detrimental emotional or physical effects on this animal.

You can't, so stop being retarded. You're assuming that something bad COULD happen.

>>25570098
>misuse
Isn't that misuse of a horse?
>treat (a person or an animal) with cruelty or violence, especially regularly or repeatedly.
Isn't that cruel to take advantage of it?

You're trying to justify sexually abusing an animal for your own selfish desires. I hope you get shot if you ever try to fuck a horse.

>>25568489
This isn't a bestiality forum, you fucking moron.
Quit acting like it is.

2D ponies rein supreme here.

>>25570144
You're really fucking retarded. Has anybody ever told you that?

>>25570159
Read any studies on bestiality and sexual abuse. If you understood neurohormonal patterns, neural pathways, and neurochemistry you would know how sex affects animals and people. It does so in an unintended way and it should be done when the horse is in estrus with a penis of appropriate size and shape--i.e., a stallion's cock--and it must be aroused with the correct pheromonal and other gland hormonal release which humans can't provide.

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>>25568352
Why do you idiots keep bringing this irrelevant subject up? It's not fucking related to MLP and all it does is cause massive amounts of butthurt and shitposting.
Fucking kill yourself you god damn retard.

>>25570144
This. It was always 2D ponies, not 3DPD bestiality shit.

>>25570178
>>misuse
>Isn't that misuse of a horse?
How does one define how a horse is used exactly? Can we even call having sex with a horse misuse?

>cruelty or violence, especially regularly or repeatedly.
>Isn't that cruel to take advantage of it?

Clearly you're dense as fuck, let me repeat myself:
"callous indifference to or pleasure in causing pain and suffering."
>pain and suffering
>PAIN AND SUFFERING
>SUFFERING
"behavior involving physical force intended to hurt, damage, or kill someone or something."
>Hurt (Malice)
>Damage (Malice)
>Kill

Having sex with a horse does not equal these things, that would depend on the intent of the person who is fucking the horse. You can't know this, unless you're a mind reader.

>You're trying to justify sexually abusing an animal for your own selfish desires.

Everybody is selfish, this argument is stupid, please try harder.

>>25570144
>"Horsefucker" was always a meme
This is correct.
It was never meant to be literal, and only fucking newfags think this.

The threads back in the day of people ridiculing literal horsefuckers are solid proof of this.

Too bad we pretended too hard actual sick fucks that belong on /b/ invaded.

Poe's law I guess.

>>25570178
>Isn't that misuse of a horse?
What is the correct use of a horse? You'd have to ask whoever designed horse in the first place.

>Isn't that cruel to take advantage of it?
In a philosophical sense maybe, in a practical/physical sense, not necessarily

>You're trying to justify sexually abusing an animal
No I'm not. It's only abuse if it's done in an abuseful way. You can't fuck any horse, but I have no doubts that there are some that are OK with it.

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>>25570178
Why yes, according to modern society it can be considered "misuse" of an animal to commit bestiality!

>>25570228
These idiots and edgy kids always take things too far. Love your pony waifu or whatever, but fucking a horse is sick. Even if you're into that shit, don't bring it here.

>>25570228
>>25570144
>not realizing it was both serious and a joke, exactly a play on poe's law
Only newfags claim one way or another, there were always horsefuckers, we had /b/ as a part of this board

>>25570206
>It does so in an unintended way and it should be done when the horse is in estrus with a penis of appropriate size and shape--i.e., a stallion's cock--and it must be aroused with the correct pheromonal and other gland hormonal release which humans can't provide

Which causes what if this happens? This doesn't mean anything. Does the horse suffer to a reasonable degree that one could define as criminal abuse? Will the horse be unable to function in the wild? How does this practically effect the animals life.

Come on guys.

>>25570207
That's the point, I imagine.

>>25570250
>fucking a horse is sick
Spot the normie newfag

>>25570256
The same things were said for children decades ago when people got married at 5 to 13 years old. Now we know the psychological and neuronal damage it can cause.

There's also a greater chance for zoonotic diseases when you fuck a horse.

>>25568352
No, but I don't care if other people do it

>>25570272
Fuck off back to /r9k/ you fucking autist.
You are pure cringe.

>>25570254
At least back then we didn't have fucking idiots claiming that it's relevant here.
It's fucking not.

>>25570272
>newfag
I bet you're the newfag. I was here since 2010 back on /co/ and I was on 4chan since 2005.

On 4chan we always used to mock bestiality and furryfags. They were worse scum than anyone else. Why do you think /mlp/ is such a hated board and why do people mock the horsefucker meme? We had the name to trigger those fucks but then actual bestialfags like you had to make it board culture law to want to fuck actual horses.

We always loved ponies from Equestria, not actual horses.

>>25570286
Wow, now we're getting somewhere.

I can't seem to find any studies on this subject, if you have some, could you point me in that direction?

>>25570144
>We used to just be fans of the show
If "autism" is really your problem and not horsefucking, you should just leave. The 4chan My Little Pony board will obviously have people very serious about the hobby.

>>25570325
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_health

You can also search for papers on pubmed about sexual abuse and sex and psychology.

>>25570354
"Autism" as in people loving ponies, having plushies, waifus, clopping, etc. is fine stuff. I do that too. My life doesn't revolve around it as much as some here but it makes sense it's expressed here because it's 4chan and because we love the show. But actual horsefucking has nothing to do with the show. If anything, it belongs on /b/. I don't think /an/ allows it in the rules.

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>>25568352

>when a beastfucker gets kicked in the balls so hard by the horse he's fucking, he becomes infertile

>>25570355
That article has no information about how it's harmful to the animal.
It only mentions human-incurred dangers,

>>25570299
>/r9k/
Why? Because I said "normie?" Is that one of your trigger words? Fuck off normalfag, you being "sickened" by something as fucking pleb as horsefucking is a tell tale sign of being a normalfag and a newfag. Clearly you don't belong here, try reddit. I bet you left the Anniversary stream when we played horseporn and gore.
>>25570319
>we always used to mock bestiality and furryfags
Oh I never said you didn't, but that doesn't mean they didn't exist/didn't lurk. I know for a very good fact that dog/general animal fucking threads were up next to the gore and cereal threads.
> /mlp/ is such a hated board
For an entirely unrelated reason to horsefucking. Horsefucking happens to trigger so it's convenient. I'm well aware of where the name comes from, I'm calling him a newfag for being "sickened" by fucking a horse. It's not nearly the strangest or most depraved thing we've discussed and remember quite well seeing threads about having sex with irl horses on this very board in 2012.

You act as if I condone or support it by calling a faggot a faggot for being a faggot. Faggot.

Remember the good old days when legitimate horse porn threads were met with near universal praise?
God damn, when did we become infested with all these SJW's?

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Ponies are technically still Equines but in the FIM universe have sentience which is used to justify consensual sexual relationships with humans. If ponies are sentient then they act like us humans socially, which means that to access sexual interaction with them, we have to give affection to them. Through what I've seen with actual horsefucking, a person cant just walk up to a horse and fuck it, you need to "bribe" the horse through food or interaction with a calm relationship with the horse. If you look at it this way, trying to fuck a horse is the same as trying to fuck a woman.

>>25570372
Alright. Just making sure.

>>25570206
>>25570096
The only thing this has convinced me of is to never marry a non-virgin.

>>25570355
Funny, 99% of this page talks about the implications of zoophilia on the humans, not the animals. This is not helpful at all, we're talking about if the horses are being abused.

GTFO you faggot.

>>25570389
>near universal praise
Only by the sick fucks that resided within them.
Everyone else ridiculed them.

>>25570382
>2012
Exactly. Once the meme was established some autists took it to it's logical extreme and then actual bestiality fags tried to make their fetish acceptable here.

>>25570382
Yeah, because you said "normie".
Because what kind of self respecting person unironically uses that moronic word? You've gone and taken "normalfag" and warped it into something that only a fucking child like you would say.
These kinds of people belong only in piss jug containment.

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>>25570382
Not the same guy, but yeah, "normie" is a cringe-worthy joke word used by redditers trying to be funny. Outside of /jp/, anyway.. If you're being serious and trying to make a point, stick with the traditional "normalfag" to avoid losing any chance of people taking you seriously.

>>25570420
Look at vet med journals on bestiality and animal abuse. Read The International Handbook of Animal Abuse and Cruelty: Theory, Research, and Application

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>>25568352
moooooodss please delete this shit

>>25570434
At least back then you faggots didn't constantly shitpost anytime it came up.

The American Veterinary Medical Association states that "animal sexual abuse is the preferred term over bestiality"
https://ebusiness.avma.org/Files/ProductDownloads/AVMASuspectedAnimalCruelty.pdf

>>25568352
mmmmmoooooOOOODDSS

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>Yes now at 52%
"M-muh bestiality" fags slowly but surely getting BTFO

>>25570501
Can't wait to see how they try to refute this.

>>25570523
It's fluctuated a few times, you moron.
A few minutes ago, No was leading.

>>25570480
This

>>25570476
Yeah, I don't even bother but I knew it would trigger his ass so I indulged
>>25570469
See, proves my point.
>self respecting
I'm an anon behind 3 proxies on a mongolian tapestry forum, what the fuck do I care about "self respect" for? Are you serious?
>taken "normalfag" and warped it into something that only a fucking child
Normie has been around as long as normalfag.
>piss jug containment
>he doesn't have piss bottles
Look at the high and mighty anon, so much better than us all. I bet you didn't even shed a tear when the PCP went up in a boiling blaze of glory.
>>25570447
I only called him a newfag because there has been far worse both here and on other boards to the point where horseporn pales in comparison. And horseporn has existed on this board since its beginning, maybe not as much as many may purport but there have been horsefuckers since forever

>>25570501
That sounds like propaganda: "if we call something a scary name, then people won't like it"
I'm a slow ass reader so if there is an exert that specifically states that all bestiality is detrimental to the animal then please point it out.

Also, nobody has explained how any of this is different from a vet shoving is arm up a horse's backside, which people are fine with.

>>25570523
>>25570542
>thinking this should be democratic
>thinking this proves anything other than horsefucking isn't a vast majority thing here

>>25570523
>no captcha'd strawpoll
totally legit

>>25570550
>Normie has been around as long as normalfag.
It was not nearly as widespread as it is today, only on /jp/ back them.
See the image the other guy posted.

>>piss jug containment
>>he doesn't have piss bottles
Yeah, you are not meant to be taken in any serious manner.

>>25570560
I think people who study animals and treat their illnesses know better than you what sex can do to animals neurally and it is different because in one case you are selfishly taking advantage of an animal and in another the vet is helping that horse.

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hey guys lets make this a cute twilight thread how about it

>>25570550
Clop has always been praised here. Bestiality stuff was always contested. Moreso now than before because bestialityfags have tried to make their fetish /mlp/'s fetish when many of us just love ponies.

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>>25570587
check this fuckin qt out

>>25570578
What if I'm a vet that's helping the horse, but it also sexually arouses me at the same time?
Is it animal abuse then?
The horse doesn't know why I'm doing it, it's a penetration either way.

>>25570587
I just lost all respect for Twifags.

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>>25570603
>twi's fw looking at this thread
she just gives no fucks

>>25570563
>Thinking it shouldn't
What are you, some sort of communist?

>>25570501
"Animal sexual abuse:
any abusive act involving
the rectum, anus or genitalia; or sexual contact
with animals which may or may not result in
physical injury to the animal. Sometimes called
interspecies sexual assault. (Beetz, 2008; Beetz
& Podberscek, 2005; Beirne, 1997) Animal sexual
abuse is the preferred term over bestiality (in which
sexual intercourse would have to take place) and
zoophilia, neither of which take into account the
effect on the animal."

It seems to be very contextual. Obviously this is not a black and white issue, and would have to be determined on a case by case basis.

I argue that bestiality can be safe or dangerous, depending on the circumstances.

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>>25570611
why? for trying to reduce cancerous topics and shitposting with cuteness? kill yourself

>>25570615

>>25570599
>Clop has always been praised here
>Bestiality stuff was always contested
Isn't it basically the same thing?

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>>25570629

>>25570587
Stop stealing MAH pics nigger I'll have you know that I posted that shit not 2 hours ago and hear you are. I see you fucking posting this shit again and I swear to god next time I see it I will fucking repot your ass and you will be banned for stealing you fuckin hear me .

>>25570629
Why bother explaining to an autist that they're being an autist? The point is, you're trash and I hope others are noticing this as well. Twifags are officially the lowest of the board.

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>>25570621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5G1FmU-ldg

>>25570574
Normie was everywhere, people crossboard all the fucking time. His post is from an incomplete archive, proves nothing other than the influx of usage, which I know exists
>Yeah, you are not meant to be taken in any serious manner.
Okay lad, this thread was clearly intended for serious discussion no jokes i get it i get it.
>>25570599
It was ironic, a method to keep normalfags out, and partially serious. I distinctly remember clop threads having horseporn without contesting or negative response, that supports the polls result as well.
>>25570611
>respecting twifags

>>25570640
Fucking no, how could you possibly think this?

>>25570640
Masturbating to an anthropomorphic animal with humanized characteristics (which can explain why people become attracted to these characters) is not the same thing as having sex with an actual animal, or even pleasuring ones self to an animal.

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>>25570611
>Check 'em

Book horse is always good, Anon.

>>25569192
The thing is, they have these badass vaginal muscles that milk a penis dry for about an hour straight. Seriously, once you're in, you do not stop until they stop.

But there was this guy that did that and the entire head of his penis ripped right the fuck off. It wasn't immediate, either. It was slow and painful. He tried to tug it out. He tried to just keep it in there. He tried wiggling. Nothing worked. He's now left with a useless shaft and he hates himself for it.

So bring some lube.

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>>25570654
>Why bother explaining to an autist that they're being an autist?
nice cop out
fucking moron
continue with your brain cell destroying argument, I will enjoy cuteness

>>25570662
>Walk on 4 legs
>Puffy vagina and bulb like anus
>Hooves
>Snouts
>Articulate ears
ext...

>>25570663
To add, that's not to say overtime that one can become desensitized to, let's say for example, horse genitalia from the association made with mlp. Perhaps this could cause one to become more comfortable and possibly even sexually stimulated by actual horse genitalia. More research would need to be done to come to any conclusion.

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>>25570649
sorry f@m, and I agree that pic is overposted
it was just the first image that I saw

>>25570640
Pretty much, only faggots deny it
>clop to horse pussy on pony
>b-but it's not really a horse
It's either that or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>clop to pony with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>human >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pussy
Which is absolutely deplorable

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>>25570645
fukin qt

>>25570608
What the fuck is wrong with you? If you're taking advantage of the horse for yourself, then you're sexually abusing it. If you're helping it, then help it. If you get an erection, hide it because your licence will probably get revoked.

>>25570621
Read the entire report.

>>25570640
Of course not. It's like saying loli is the same as child porn. One takes advantage of a living being. One's a cartoon.

Also download this:
http://en.booksee.org/book/1059346

Read other vet med journals on bestiality.

>>25570675
Throwing a temper-tantrum over it is sure to make people respect you, right? Absolutely pathetic. You're trash.

>>25570676
>can speak
>has human intelligence
>has facial expressions
>has curvier body
>has cute face
????????

>>25570694
>Read other vet med journals on bestiality
Why? I don't care what happens to the animal, I just want to get my rocks off.

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>>25570693
yeah

>>25570701
>posting pics of twi is having a temper tantrum
kek ok

>>25570640
>h-hey guys i-i'm just like y-you
>c-clop is the s-same, r-right?
>p-please validate m-my existence :(
>>>/trash/

Is this one of those threads where everyone is an idiot? I love this shit.

Wait, I'M in this thread.

>>25570710
Then you're abusing it and you're committing an action that I hope someone imprisons you for or shoots you before you commit.

Why does this board exist

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>>25570649
Calm down Anon, Anon was just spreading best horse cuteness.

>>25570730
Bestiality is legal in several US states, get fucked lmao

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>>25570722
enjoy the twilight my friend, it will make dealing with this easier

If you want to fuck cute colored ponies with fun human-like personalities, >>>/mlp/.

If you want to fuck real-life horses, >>>/b/.

>>25570654
well duh
ever since they have their own circlejerk their cancer grew exponentially

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>>25570731
for cute ponies like twi here

>>25570731
Because everyone hates pone but horsefuckers shitposted too loudly and frequently to outright ban them, thus the containment board was made

>>25570740
I don't give a fuck about legality. It's abuse.

Do your sick fetish if you want. But you're abnormal, mentally deranged, and should be locked away. /mlp/ isn't about real horsefucking so fucking leave.

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>>25570748
what circle jerk?

>>25570694
No, show me where I'm wrong, tell me exactly why I'm wrong, and what page shows this. You're the one contesting my argument, and I'm not about to sit here and read a 500000 fucking page booklet on the matter, it's not my responsibility. That quote I just posted literally says "May or may not result in physical abuse", so for "may not" cases, your only argument is some kind of psychological implication. Well Mr. knowitall, what are these implications, and how are they classified as "abuse" or "cruelty". Is this true in ALL CASES? CAN there be cases where no likely or measurable amount of abuse or cruelty is had?

I'm about done with this conversation, either make your argument, or stop responding.

>>25570751
>horsefuckers shitposted too loudly
Holy shit this boogey man delusion. It was /b/tards who realized it was the greatest troll ever (it was pretty damn good) and abused it to the point of angering everyone. Horsefuckers had nothing to do with it you humongous fucking faggot holy shit.

Oh and we're all horsefuckers or maremen, that or you can be a brony, your choice.

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>>25570694
>If you get an erection, hide it
That is one of the most i cant even things I've ever heard.

The horse doesn't know the intent, how could it? It feels something go into it's ass, either way, yet in one instance you're OK with it and in the other instance you are appalled by it.

>>25570762
Read some actual research and we know how sex affects neural patterns in animals. Having sex has an affect on them.

People who research, study, and treat these animals know much more than a sick deranged neckbeard on 4chan

>>25570690
>>25570739
I'll omit I've had a bit to drink desu Idk why but knowing that the last episode for a year is tomorrow just bugs me and I just nead to let my frustration be know becas it is one of the only. things I can look forward to during the week between work and my miserble life I just want it to go on so I have something to talkk about with you guys and not argue I'm sorry

>>25570760
are you baiting?

>>25570778
If another person sees it, they'll question your intentions and you could get fired.

And the horse doesn't know the intent so it's abuse if you're intent is to use it for selfish desires and it's good if you're trying to diagnose it for some illness.

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>>25570757
>abnormal, mentally deranged, and should be locked away
Nice opinion, apparently some senators disagree.
>/mlp/ isn't about real horsefucking
Yes it's about cartoon horses which I also enjoy, does my existence anger you or something?

Stop being a moralfag, you can't censor someone just because you dislike their fetish. Faggot lmao.

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>>25570798
no, I do not participate in any circle jerk amongst twifags

>>25570812
>yes it's about cartoon horses
Great, you said it.
So now that you understand this, why can't you keep your real shit away from here?

>>25570812
>senators
Politicians know more than scientists?
>does my existence anger you
Yes if you fuck actual horses and abuse them. Stay on this board but stop thinking everyone here wants to fuck horses like you. If some murders people and uses /mlp/, I'll hate them but they can stay as long as they don't think everyone here accepts their shit and he's allowed to voice that stuff.

>>25570806
>selfish desires

I feel like this is redundant. All desires are selfish. Wouldn't you rather say "sexual"? It would get your point across a little clearer.

Unless you can think of desires that aren't selfish.

>>25570832
I haven't posted anything, faggot. And it's already been a thing on this board for a long time. Why are you so triggered by it? Do I need to post some?

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>>25570806
>And the horse doesn't know the intent so it is or is not abuse depending on however I feel.

Ok I give up. Goodnight everypony!
I hope you dream of sweet pony pussy

>>25570786
I've red some google documents people who wanted to teach how to fuck horses.
I learned that raping a horse is impossible , you have to be gentle to a mare in heat to gain her trust and after a while if she creates a bond with you , she will let you to fuck her at anytime even at the times that she isn't in heat , if she likes it what's the problem.
> sick deranged neckbeard on 4chan
Nice projection.

>>25570838
Are you attacking my syntax and semantics because the veterinary science and neurological research shows that bestiality hurts the animal? As well as pathological research shows it hurts humans too with zoonotic diseases?

You are scum just like furries. Not everyone here likes your bestiality shit

>>25570694
"Because of the communication barrier between man and animal, it
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Bolliger & Goetschel
Bestiality and Zoophilia
naturally remains unclear what exactly an animal feels during a zoophilic
interaction if it does not show any evidence of pain, suffering or injury. As
is the case with humans, it has to be assumed that any damage to the well-
being of animals can only partially be determined from subsequent clini-
cal investigations (Luy 2003). One cannot even say whether those animals
who were sexually imprinted to human beings feel good during sexual
intercourse with a person.
Whether zoophilia in fact ever happens with mutual consent, that is, is
wanted and appreciated by the animal, can only be speculated on."

Your book is basically saying "It's almost impossible to determine anything"

>>25570835
>allowed

You're allowed to do anything that doesn't break the rules here. Everyone is. Talking about sticking your dick, your fist, a vibrating dildo, or any combination of the three is not violating any rules. If it is, screenshot the rule(s) it breaks and show us. Otherwise, your word means nothing.

>captcha: cactus
I'll go fuck myself with one now. Good night all.

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>>25570835
>Politicians know more than scientists
Since when did scientists declare me "abnormal, mentally deranged, and should be locked away?"
>stop thinking everyone here wants to fuck horses like you
When did I say that? My first post was >>25570740 and I made it solely because that anon was being a huge faggot.

>>25570860
So you've read propaganda from people who fuck horses for your confirmation bias and not actual scientific data. Good for you, you're retarded.

>>25570862
>attacking

aaaaand my dick is in that cactus.

>>25570868
kill yourself.

BESTIALITY FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

I bet all you bestiality fucks are eastern europoors who can't fuck real women or aren't satisfied with mlp pussy.

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>>25570885
why?

>>25570876
Nah , it was legit research.
You are the retarded one because you don't think things through.
Horses are strong animals that can defend themselves and they don't get harmed by some 6 inches long human dick , you are just blinded by your disgust.

>>25570890
NECRO FAGS HAPPY IN PARIS

MOLDIES UNACCOUNTED FOR

>>25570786
Stop dodging, I'm sure you've read this research considering your conviction, so explain to me how this is exactly. Telling somebody to just "read some research" is not making your point any stronger.

Also, literally everything we humans and animals do effect neural pathways and thus behaviors in our brains, the way you're putting it basically means nothing.

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>>25570907
twi is a good one to post

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>>25570933
shia's got good taste

>>25570786
Are you ever going to explain the negative effect it has? Calling everyone who questions you an idiot and putting "it's wrong" or "it's unnatural" into a wordy paragraph won't convince anyone. Explain exactly how a human penis going in a horse will emotionally devastate it instead of saying "read more, lol" and maybe you'll start getting somewhere.

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>>25570795
It's okay, Anon. My life is miserable too. I know it is not the same, but you can watch all episodes again. And again, and again.

>>25570786
changing neural patterns =/= abuse or cruelty

Here's the doc on horsefucking : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1I4fsGYIc7CIcUt9UeOX8nOuhfPjq7dV7jSnDdQfUI3w/edit?pli=1

>>25570907
Twi, I'm sorry that I'm keeping you up so late.
I never thought that I'd be up till 2am on an imageboard trying to defend bestiality,
especially considering that I'd never fuck a horse IRL.

But I'm in an internet argument and I can't let the other guy win. I just can. He's objectively wrong and I'm right.

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>>25570961
twilight does not want to associate with anyone participating in this argument, please stop trying to speak to her

>>25570908
I actually like you. I just want to be mean to you because people are mean to me when I post my pony. You goddamn idiot.

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>>25570981
don't worry my man, people were being mean to me too
who is your pony?

>>25571026
Do you have a 4chan pass or something?
Anyways I think you will find this humorous : https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/77757389/which-cartoon-villain-do-you-think-would-put-a#p77766640[lol]

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>>25571032
no 4chan pass, I just solve the legacy captcha and post the post in queue

looks like another barneyfag thread

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>>25571051

>>25571051
Then why don't you post these on /ntt/ as frequently as you are doing right now?

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>>25571067
I used to, but /ntt/ turned pretty shit a while ago Tbh

>>25571072
saved Tbh F@m

>>25571067
They'd naturally want their dedicated waifu thread to last and have some discussion, using textless image posts mainly to keep the thread from dying. Here, he's just bumping it to auto-sage so it can die.

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>Fucking a horse is wrong
>But somehow killing one, a cow or any other animal to eat it, is ALLLLLRRRRRRIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTT
Stay cynical, faggots.

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>>25571095
I think it's dead enough that I could stop pretty soon and it would just prune
I'd like to think that the power of twilight warded them off

>>25571095
>auto-sage
It's bump limit , anon.

based twilight poster
best pony deserves all threads.

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>>25571097
don't you dare post twilight with an argumentative post, this is not allowed here

>>25571097
>Kill the horse
>Then fuck it
>Problem solved

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>>25571097
lol veggiefag detected

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>>25571123
I do whatever the hell I want, that includes fucking AND eating the same animal I fucked.
Because why not?

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>>25571126
That would actually make it legal anywhere, and then have meat for food afterward. Literally the perfect solution.

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>>25571146
twilight doesn't like this arguement

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>>25571172
I even masturbate with raw beef. It feels fucking awesome

>>25571186
what cut?

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>>25571193
Steaks obviously.

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>>25571186
show me pics of ur beef station

>>25571207
Well I don't kill the animal myself, that's too much work.
So I just hire someone and then just get the meat to cook it and fuck it, sometimes too.

>>25571186
Dude nah; slices of liver slightly warmed, some vaseline, and a toilet paper tube makes for a handy homemade fleshlight.

>>25571205
w-was there a lot of marbling? What cut of steak? New York strip or skirt? D-did you marinate it? Dry rub? Put a little olive oil, salt, and freshly ground black pepper?

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>>25571222
do you fuck it before, after, or immediately after cooking it?

>>25571238
Let sit for five minutes so when you cut into it, the juices will have settled and it will be even color. The warmth might evoke a more realistic feeling as well. Season heavily with both sides, cook on high heat for a good crust and sear that fat.

>>25571233
You sick meatfucker
>>>/trash/

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>>25571238
Before, then I wash it and cook it.
It loses a bit of taste, but I do admit is pretty fucking satisfying for some reason anyways.
>>25571236
Just warm the meat a bit before rubbing it on my cock and that's good enough to get me off pretty fast.

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>>25571263
Holy shit they ponified blini cat already?

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>>25571261

>>25571261
You should season your meat to give it more flavor.

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>>25571272
yes, I actually commissioned it in the draw thread

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>>25571279
err I meant requested, not commissioned

>>25571276
Well when you eat it completely fresh and without refrigerating it at all, it doesn't really need much more than a bit of salt.
IT sometimes is so juicy that it doesn't even need oil either in the pan.

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>>25571279
>>25571293
Damn nigger, props to you

>>25571294
Be sure to let your steaks sit for a few minutes so that the juices settle and the residual heat cooks it all the way through. It will be an even pink. Use high heat to get a good sear and crust. Deglaze with wine, water, stock, or alcohol and stir in some butter to give it texture. Serve with a complimentary side dish and garnish with some parsley or other fines herbes. Get a mortar and pestal then mash butter, herbs, some natural juices, and then freeze to make a delicious compound butter.

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>>25571349
Not sure if /ck/

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>>25571305
thanks fm

>>25571331
looks like twilight has saved yet another thread from further shitposting, and with that, I take my leave for bed

>>25571369
I hope you die in your sleep, cunt.

:^) let's be normal and not sex our animals today

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>>25571394
I'm posting from bed on my phone
Why?

>>25571395
^:)
I already song related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHalAUHOrKc

>>25571394
rude

>>25571358
I recommend skirt steak for your usage as it is very tender. Many butchers and stores sell a layer in-between the skin because it looks very thin, like the skirt steak, however, this is not the true cut. The true skirt steak is part of the diaphragm, two pieces of meat are attached to the diaphragm and expand/contract, making it very tender. One side is very fatty, you may wish to remove some. Of course, any prime cut will also work, pork tenderloin could be trimmed to suite your needs as well. Of course, our resident chef Jack Scalfani has an excellent video detailing how to cure and tenderize meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RWJEOScToE
To increase the juice, 5 star Michaelin Chef Jack Scalfani also recommends adding ice water to your ground beef
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpuu24goynk
I'm sure dry aging would also improve the texture and tenderness of your meat and make it more pleasant.

>>25571459
Thanks for the tips, I'll check that out.

>>25571488
you better be joking about ja/ck/ cu/ck/

>>25570765
I like ponyfags, myself.

>>25571433

N-no, why do you do this.

friend

>>25571506
I literally don't cook shit other than using a frying pan for eggs and fried chicken and steaks, really. So for me is hard to know if somebody is a using advanced cooking or simple shit.

>>25571529
He's a meme on /ck/, I put him in there as a joke, don't trust anything by him. Some of his best horrors:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcgIIGeFnc


Just watch foodwishes or Jacques Pepin if you want to learn how to cook

>>25568462
>Furries
What did you expect

>>25570674
[citation needed]