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>>25568730
>If you really wanted him to feel it, you'd threaten his crossbow.
Joke aside, ask if she has any idea why Zuri would do such a thing.

>>25568767
This sounds good, threaten the bow.

>>25568767
>>25568730
Yeah, while I totally side with Sunny on this, Zuri didn't seem to be one to murder ponies in their sleep.

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Which hairstyle is the cutest?

>>25561693
I'm partial to #3

>>25555594
>She scared the living soul out of you for shit and giggles. Then she presented to you a bold plan: reach Canida with your help, prove your theory right, thus starting a revolt and ending the war.
>You refused to participate, feeling that your friends and family are too important to you to leave them behind. You and hers ways parted.
>Then you decided to solve another problem that was plaguing your whole group - fleas. You went to hospital only to realize that it's crowded and you need to repay for treatment by doing something for the community. You decided to go and visit the Lighthouse - private clinic with the broken generator you heard about in the radio.
>Rumors said it was generally a bad place to be. It was abandoned and probably razed. However you found a defaced body, somepony made it smile.
>It was a mentally ill lonely pegasus, who was calling the bodies and you his friends. He told you where the generator was located, also insisting that you should not touch it, simultaneously hinting that mentally ill patients were tortured by somepony, probably doctors. You acted against his will and went to the maintenance room.

>>25555606
>Litting up your horn allowed you to see a little bit more than was visible in dim light from the outside.
"Just don't say anything" you whispered to Hran, whose mouth was already opening. "Are you able to open it?"
>>"Of course, most of the necessary stuff should lie on the workbench..." with that, he trotted there, gesturing for you to follow him. "Aha, jackpot."
>You did, allowing him to examine the bench and recovering some tools - wrench, screwdriver, screws hammer, spare wires, rubber isolation, pliers, soldering iron and some things you couldn't even name.
>It was a pretty nice coincidence that this place was spared by looters, you thought that at least one group would try to steal the tools. But they didn't.
>Strange, but eh, lucky you, right?
>Soon you and your orange friend approached the generator. To you it was a mostly mysterious contraption, although you saw one similar in the store you worked for, however that one was definitely smaller.
>Hran opened it and you approached closer, both to give him some light and to gaze into the generator's intestines.
>Not a long time later, after some unscreving, cutting, swearing and asking you to move one way or another earth stallion turned around.
>>"I think it's done. Time to check if it will work."
>With that he closed it and turned it on. It hummed pretty loudly and a lightbulb above your heads started to shine. It exploded right away, sending tiny shards of glass everywhere. Nopony got hurt.
>And this was the exact moment when you noticed something. A faint smell reminding you...
>Is it possible? It reminded you a smell of burning meat, and you know this smell very well.
>It was coming from below. From the basement door.

>>25555645
They practiced shock therapy at this place, guess somebody was still in there when the power went off.

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>>25553409
Sure, why not?

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>>25553446
Well thanks for coming to this thread good sir!

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No one.
Enjoys.
TFH,
Especially with,
The 'Characters' that have no decent story.

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>>25497323

>Previous thread
>11/05/15(Thu)

Your thread is fucking slow

>>25497323
Who is the kid?

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>>25458861
First for bbq griffins.

>tfw no catbird gf

>Ugh, your head... what's going on...
>"Grape!"
"Waaah!" With a hefty scream, resembling that of a majestic horse, you jump out of the bed, wings unfolded. Your head spins, your hooves hurt, you just want to be home.
>Except you ARE home. A quick moment of calm reminds you that you're in your room, and you just fell out of bed. On the other side, your best friend Sweet Seed is calmly leaving a tray with breakfast on the sheet: fruits, bread, water and juice.
>"I hope you're feeling alright after last night" Sweet comments. "I don't know how late you stayed up partying, but that's no healthy habit for a snuggly wuggly pony."
"You don't say..." you get up clumsily. "P-Please, Sweet, don't speak too loud..."
>"Mhm, I know" the colt replies, helping you on your hooves. "I knew you'd get up like this. You always go deep on the wine" he adds, with a scolding tone.
"B-But my wine is so delicious...!" You yell, and without realizing cause your head to ache harder. "Ouch!"
>"Just remember we need to sell that to live" Sweet giggles. "I'm sorry, we don't have painkillers, if you want some, you'll have to go out and get them."
"W-What about yourself?" You ask, enlarging your already watering eyes.
>"Sheesh!" Sweet replies, grinning and obviously playing with you. "I don't know, Grape, you might need a lesson or two on how to not waste the stock..."
>You frown and grump at your friend, snorting audibly. Regardless, there's breakfast on the bed, your head hurts like Tartarus opened, and you'll have to use your sweet tongue to convince Sweet if you want him to do anything else for you. U-Use it to talk, talk!

Welcome back! As usual, votes are open now.

>>25457971
Sweet Seed... my dear friend. Can't you find it in your heart to try to ease your old friend and business associate's suffering? What do you want? Just name it!

>>25457971
To hell with dignity, let's eat what's left on the bed!

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>>25429869
You judge the situation. Right now you are a fighting roughly 5 meters above the arena. You guess that he should be able to survive the fall.
With a quick buck you send him flying off the cactus.
He slams on the ground and doesn't get up again.
You are declared winner.

>>25445930
sick victory dance time

>>25446085
sounds like a plan.

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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

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I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU

>>25601862
>my enrollment was cancelled.
Can that happen?
Oh fuck there goes all hope to continuing my community college credits

What's the best way to commit sudoku?

>You stand your ground, and she stands hers, the two of you sizing each other up.
“Guess you haven’t learned yet. You play with fire, you get burned.”
>”Have you ever been bitten by a recluse before? Allow me to give you a demonstration.”
>You reach your hoof towards your wrench, which flies through the air and into your hoof.
“No.”
>”What?”
“Get out of here, or I’m burning this building down.”
>Her gaze turns on you, her eyes searching your face.
>”You’d risk killing everyone inside this building just so you could go free?”
“Yes, and don’t give me any of that ‘you’ll stop me before I can’ crap. You know you can’t save every pony before they burn.”
>You narrow your eyes, glaring at the changeling and waiting for a response.
>After a few moments, a low two-toned laugh permeates the room.
>”No, I don’t think you will.”
“Try me.”
>”See, you think you hold all the cards here, but Road Rage, you’ll find that I’m a gambling mare myself.”
“You’d bet the lives of tens of ponies on me not having the guts to do it?”
>”To put it frankly, I’m calling your bluff. This city’s seen its fair share of psychopaths, and I don’t think you’re one of them. You know you’re at a disadvantage in here, you can’t fight me with everything you have without endangering yourself and everypony else in the building.”
>She sneers, taking a step towards you.
>”But the only pony that I might hurt by fighting at my all is you. So, fight me with your hooves and your little wrench, prove to me and the whole world that you’re just another murderer who needs to be stopped at all costs, or you could listen to a little offer of mine.”

>>25547421
Tch
What kind of dumb offer does your chitinous ass think can get me to listen?

>>25547421
Yeah, because people who take offers from changelings always come out on top.

>Shaking your head and putting the small book back where you found it, you gently shut the dresser drawers
>You could just leave everything where you moved it since this is a dream and shouldn’t really matter, but after Raven’s little performance, you don’t want to take the chance of anything pissing her off ever again
>Giving the room another sweep, it dawns on you that you should check under her bed
>That’s where all your pornos are stashed at home, so it must be where mares keep all their raunchy items, right?
>Getting onto your belly, your hoof lifts up the drooping bedsheets, muzzle barely poking under it
>Lighting up your horn to see, you dig around until your hoof hits something
>Hm. Feels like a cord of some sort
>Reeling it back out you stand up, trying to process what you just discovered
>Witches keep whips for magic purposes right? Maybe it’s a magic and totally not pain inducing fetish whip?
>At least for Hype’s sake you hope
>”Woah, where the heck did you get that?"
>Shade stands in the doorway, looking as confused as you are at the item

>>25519026
Underneath her bed. Unsurprisingly, looks like she's a dom.

>>25519026
You might need to give Hype a new body after all this.

>>25598004
RIPIP old horse. It died for new life.

>>25598004
I surprise filly instead.
With a gun.

>>25487631
1077?
That is a lot of threads!

>>25487647
That's as many as a lot of tens

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>>25487729

And that's just terrible.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFwIL5whx3M

>>25593507
i don't want a hiatus
i don't want it at all

I should probably have bothered including this, my apologies:

Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2

Written by Josh Haber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bltn9rBoWg
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7