Hi
>>25567774
You are a shit.
>>25567774
hello
>>25567774
Hello!
Can I help in anyway Ms Pie.
Do you need assistance with some baking?
Agent Gibbs in Equestria. What happens?
>>25567732
this is some real autism anon
>>25567732
Will he gibs me dat?
>>25567732
He'd build a boat in the basement of Twilight's castle. Ponies would generally find him intimidating. Eventually he'd get a job as an investigator for the crown. Rarity would become his next ex-wife.
We let it die, but it can still be salvaged, hopefully
No I will not give up
If it makes you all feel any better, if it stays alive till tomorrow I'll have the part for Twilight
>>25402941
i feel bad that i forgot today was trixie tuesday
these threads use to bring so much enjoyment
>>25403926
they truly did, where did that love all go
What's your cutest pony picture /mlp/? Do your worst
>>25567628If someone could shorten Twi's horn that'd be great.
>>25567628
I'm going to be honest /mlp/
I really hate Rarity. I don't like her at all. She's the only thing in the show that reminds me that this is indeed a girl's show. Not to mention I find her annoying, and a complete slut when it comes to Spike and don't get me started on "Rarity Investigates".
But I will admit this. Aside from two episodes, I think Rarity's episodes are some of the best. I don't know why, maybe she does better with a lead role better than a side role.
Help me understand my opinion of Rarity /mlp/!!
Sure, she's a vain whiny bitch, but she's got a heart of gold when it matters. It also helps that she's not just "I love dresses! Do you live dresses?" but that she's an actual artist. Plus her voice is sexy as fuck.
And she owns her own business. Who doesn't like a strong independent mare?
>>25567568
>Who doesn't like a strong independent mare?
I don't
>>25567568
>Rarity
>Reminds you that this is indeed a girl's show.
Do you even Fluttershy?
(Sorry best pic I got)
How bad did I fuck up, /mlp?
>be me
>art class
>we get to paint anything we want today
>I decide to paint a picture of sunset shimmer
>I am nearly finished and my math teacher comes inside and starts walking around looking at what my classmate's are painting and starts talking to my art teacher and shit
>he comes to me and looks at what I have painted
>he says "Oh, what are you painting? Looks like My Little Pony"
>I reply "Yeah.."
>Then he says "Why?"
>I say "Because I like the show"
>He says "Really?"
I say "Yes, there are millions of bronies"
>He walks away and says nothing
w-why would you...
>decide to paint a picture of sunset shimmer
oh, that explains it
>>25567525
You probably should have just said fans, but even so why do you care what he thinks?
>sunset shimmer
Your penultimate pic in your reaction folder is your waifus reaction to seeing your dick
FUCK
You are permitted to teach any pony of your choice four Pokémon moves? Who would you teach, and what moves?
Lightning Dust:
Thunderbolt
Aerial Ace
Roost
Wild Charge
Now this is autism
I teach Scootaloo fly
Romance edition
A thread dedicated to the masculine side of colorful horses. Anything stallion goes here. From rule 63 characters to regular stallions from the show. Stories and pictures for all your stallion needs.
Includes:
Hetero stallions
Homo stallions
No Homo stallions
Anything not involving stallions does not belong here. No off-topic shit.
Old thread >>25490516
>>25567000
More like GET edition
Fucking faggots turning this into Colt Cuddler 2.0.
>>25567072
Be the change you want to see in the thread
-moothadmit ghandi
ITT we wait for the season finale to leak
TONIGHT, WE WATCH!
>>25566940
>Caring less than 24 hours away
>>25566999
>I'm still on season 2
Welcome Young one to the world of Equestria & Beyond. This world is not too different yours and mine, Heroes, Villains, War, Friendship, Religion, and a variety of different of races.
>Let us start with the beginning...
masturbate furiously
>>25566835
This. How else could our journey start?
>Choose your starting region?
>Midland Equestria: You start off the fertile plains of Equestria where the land is mostly peaceful and almost everypony can make a modest living. You are born as one of the three pony tribes.
>Lowland Badlands: You start in the south in the arid Badlands. Barely any of her residents can make an honest living in her harsh deserts. You are born as a Changeling, Thestral, Zebra, or Arabian.
Highlands Frozen North: In the frozen wastes North of Equestria lie the crystal oasis that is the crystal empire. You are born as a Crystal Pony of earth, sky, or Horn. Alternatively, you may be born as one of the Sombrian Heritage.
This is fucking horrifying. How the fuck is this acceptable? The rarity doll looks like its made from dead baby skin and pure human fear.
http://youtu.be/WKO2nN28X4Q
'murricans
I'd fuck it
>>25566217
This is why i hate this board, do you not see this malformed plastic abomination? It looks like that botched clone of ripley from alien: ressurection, its screaming for death, as a way to escape the pain of its mortal flesh.
Who is your pony waifu?
My is Fluttershy.
>>25565914
Mine isI don't actually have a waifu, just most fuckable pony. Pic related.
best pony is my blue waifu
>>25565914
>"Anon, would you teach me how to read?"
>>25565851
"Here."
>Applejack looks over the sheet of paper.
>"I said I can't read. How is this helpful?"
"It tells you where you can find the antidote. Good luck."
>>25565851
Is that why the sign at the front of your farm says 'Sweat Appul Akers?'
>Anon teaches Appul to read
>Unfortunitly, he teaches her mandarin so she still can't read anything in Equestria
Post the reason you like EQG
>>25565052
there is only one reason to like eqg
They have feet. And thier non-fleshy color skin equals Anthro and not Monkeynized in my books.