>Hear a knock on the door > Open it >Wat do

>>25568716
>posts anthro
>wat do
Kill it with fire?

>>25568716

Let her in, give her a towel

>>25568727
Nice meme!

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>>25568716
>In the rain, a girl stands, arms hunched in defeat
>Her eyes look broken and hopeless
>For a moment she gazes in embarrassment to the left, seemingly debating with herself
>And then she speaks, her voice cutting crisp over the wet splatter of rain on the ground
>"I'm sorry to bother you, but I locked my keys in my car and I've got nowhere to stand in the rain."
>You awkwardly hold the door as you wait for her to finish
>"Would it be a burden for me to stand inside your mud room while AAA comes to help me?"
"Y-you too..."
>"Beg pardon?"
"I mean, please come in..."
>Holding the door open like a true gentleman, she timidly enters the house, her nose wrinkling
>"Thank you, um..."
"Anon. I'm Anon."
>"Hmm."
>She seems to regret her decision already
>You should offer her something, like a drink
"Can I get you anything? A drink?"
>She rubs her elbow, refusing to meet your eyes
>"I'm alright, thank you."
"How about a bowl of eggs?"

>>25568828
>"No thank you."
>You realise she's unused to being treated like a lady
>Boys these days are all swag and no class
>Time to show her how a man acts around a lady
>Begin forcefully inserting the eggs into her
>A gentleman knows how to help a lady in distress.

I remember that the last time this was posted it turned into a cute little story of a designer/cross dressing anon story.

>remove kebab

>>25568828
>She seems to regret her decision already
What? Why?

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>>25568877

>>25568716
>close door

Didn't we already do this?>>25568716

>>25568716
Let her in of course

>>25568716
Whisper 'Ayy lmao' gently and close the door.

>>25568716
>rape

>even considering having anything to do with an anthro
Why are there so many retards on /mlp/ lately - namely since eqg first aired?