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>"Well, as turns out, the size of your dick actually matches that of the average length of an Equestrian stallion's penis."
>"So, no, 6 inches isn't too big or too small, it's on par."
>"I don't know what you were so worried about."
>"..."
>"No, we're not gonna have sex. Don't be silly."

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Let's have a little fun, /mlp/.

I want you to try and draw your waifu (or husbando) within a 5 minute time limit, and post the results, for shits and giggles.

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post pics of flightless pone

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2016 Edition
Writefagging, Pictures, Discussions.
Current Writefags:

Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp
http://pastebin.com/u/Grim_Ponka

Writefag42
http://pastebin.com/u/writefag-42

Smokefag
http://pastebin.com/u/Smokefag

Scribble !!TL05miaGA6r
http://pastebin.com/u/iscribble

SoyMilk !!QZjAuv+5iX2
http://pastebin.com/u/Soymilk

Anonymous
http://pastebin.com/0WM0mjyr

Previous Thread: >>25840498

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More draw prompt!
>Draw ponies, or any other creature, preparing for, or cleaning up, the holidays.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/136103210768/

The Equestria Games are only held every so often, but there are so many kinds of sporting activities to practice and perform that it can't be the only showcase, can it? Especially with winter games in the mix; there's usually only one season a year to enjoy them! Pegasus work and magic can account for that, though the cost might be prohibitive outside of the really big exhibitions. Perhaps there's an annual Snow Games? If not, Equestrians would still probably enjoy the proposal. Get right on that, Double Diamond!

>>25980931
Previous thread.

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thread thread, post your threads

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>Mfw I was converted to ponies by a circle of unironic 'brony' friends
>Mfw I turned to horsefuckery unbeknownst to them, but we would still hang out occasionally.
>Mfw I meet my "brony" friends after a long time.
>Mfw pone was not even brought up once.
>Mfw they hopped onto a different bandwagon autism fandom.
>Mfw all they talked about was Steven Universe.
>Mfw I don't even know who Pearl is or care that she got a hole in her or that some little shit named Connie came back.
>Mfw they moved on.
>Mfw it ended for them.
>Mfw the pure pony innocence I now realized I cherished and looked up to in them is gone.
>Mfw it's replaced by gems.
>Mfw I feel my last hope has died.
>Mfw I feel kinda hurt and abandoned.
>Mfw if true fans can drop it, what does that make me?
>Mfw I still linger here with pone.
>Mfw I know it will end for me one day too.
>Mfw they replaced pone with rocks.
>But there will never be a replacement for pone for me.
>Mfw I am here.
>Mfw I am alone.
>And I am alright.

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How does one manage to fail so utterly spectacularly at writing an episode like Princess Spike? It's so fucking bad that I cannot believe it even got off the ground concept wise and when it was written it took a nearly impossible to pull off concept and made it a million times worse. The idea that Big Jim Miller was just sort of apathetic to the episode and unfortunately that it couldn't be changed was good, but I'm not sure if I trust him saying that they'll try better later.

To date it and What About Discord? are the only episodes I've never rewatched in full. Because holy shit, even Merriwether Williams wasn't this bad. To put it in perspective, Neal Dusedau and Nick Confalone came from the same show that Meghan McCarthy worked on, Fish Hooks. And yet, Nick wrote two decent episodes that in comparison to Dusedau's stuff are Larson-tier.

I genuinely don't know if I will force myself to watch any Dusedau episodes in S6. The guy just cannot write and he's a total fucking baby about criticism.

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22 months left.
Get hyped, fuckers.

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Ok, which one of you glorious bastards did this?
My sides are fucking gone.

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How much does /mlp/ actually watch MLP?
http://strawpoll.me/6436810

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This is who I think should go to Equestria.

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ITT: MLP:FiM fanfictions, on-topic discussions, off-topic discussions, story recommendations, writing, TF2, Encyclopaedia Equestria, Markov's chain, spelling, biology fetish, clop is the best kind of literature, long fics, Mein Apple Kampf, oy veyy happy hannukah, Santa Hooves, Nyx's son plays War Thunder, Voiceguy reads bleedin's stories, Stallion haleikum Celestia akkbar, APCs, Borderlands crossover, redundancy, music, fun, we count from 10 to 1, happy new year, muh troops, tags and shitposting.

Tired of the same old 'Human goes to Equestria to fuck his herd of underage waifus' formula? Burnt out after reading that Fallout crossover? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!

Introducing, the FiM-Fiction Starter Kit (list of winners):
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png (embed)

List of nominees by category:
http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/


>Need a somewhat average writing prompt?:
http://autismwhinnies.tumblr.com/

>how do I write fanfiction?
http://eznguide.neocities.org/

>Riffs & Reviews:
http://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom

>Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w

>Prompt of the Week: Tropes in Equestria

Do you want critique on your story? Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled.

Old thread: >>25848130

Futaloo get before all of you.

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>"Um, good morning, Anon."
"Hi Celly."
>"Anon."
"I said hi."
>"Anon, was my sister messing with your dreams last night?"
"Errr..... no?"
>"Anon, my sister was making you dream about horse pussy again."
"But I... oh fine, how can you tell/"
>"Anon, your penis is tenting your pajamas quite visibly."
"So it is, Celly, so it is."

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Pretend for a second that you're still a virgin and you get to lose your V with any one of them. Pony, humanized, EqG, alternate universe, fetish fuel, which ever you want.

Which one would choose to do the deed and why?