So, what are you confessions /mlp/? I tell all my pony toys

I only got into this show because I was crushingly lonely and needed friends. It was only after watching the show for about 10 episodes that it actually started to really grow on me.

I used to be able to go to specific moments in episodes to create reaction images on the fly.

>>26059974

I can only shit by using an enema

>>26059974
I am in a serious relationship with my plushie. The only thing keeping the autism levels from overflowing is by keeping it private.

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>>26059999
shit quads

>>26060011
Whose the lucky girl

>>26060021
It's a plushie of your mom

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>>26060011
>Not showing your power level in public

>>26059974
i jack off about twice a day and 4 times on weekends and my libido is so out of wack i have developed close to every fetish possible should i feel bad

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>>26059999

every morning when I wake up, I spend a minimum of 10 minutes cuddling and kissing my Rainbow Dash plushie

I have the voice of a ten year old autistic retard with AIDS

I've convinced myself that when I die, or if I were to anhero my sole will be transported to Equestria and I'll be reincarnated as a Pegasus

I'm in a serious long term (but relatively open) relationship with my (obviously imaginary) pony waifu. I actually have no interest in dating a human and I think I love my pony waifu more than I ever could a person

>>26060389
It's actually gotten to a point where I openly tell people this when they ask me about my relationship status. It feels like I'm telling people this because I'm curious as to their reaction. I really like it when it makes them uncomfortable

I'm scared that if I ever find a hooman I really like, there would be no way they'd like me if they ever found out who I really am. I mean, like the version of me only suitable on this website...

>>26060389
>>26060402
I'm also in a relationship with my pony waifu and don't want to date any humans, but I haven't crossed the autism threshold far enough to tell others about it without being seriously coerced.

i dont clop___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

I hate Rainbow Dash

>>26060445
normally I wouldn't dare tell people unless they really brought it out of me. I think I've just kinda snapped recently and I've stopped caring about the 'social norms' all together. I just can't be fucked hiding and pretending because of other peoples' expectations anymore.
But so far, people have just been very accepting of it. Then I wonder if they just think I'm autistic and go along with it haha

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I fuck my Twilight Plushie daily, then cuddle with her while drifting off to sleep and telling her how beautiful she is and how happy I am to have her.
I imagine her complimenting me for a few things because in real life no girl ever gave me any compliments.

I often wake up with tears on my pillow...

>>26060445
>>26060389
I can relate, I have a girl who is interested in me but I won't let it become serious because I am too in love with my waifu, and even tell her that

I think she sees it as like some cute way of avoiding commitment but it's true

>>26060551
aww bro, so true. i got a girl who has the most obvious crush on me, but there's no way i'd let it happen cos i feel more attracted to my waifu on a relationship level. she aint bad lookin either

>>26060389
She's not real

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>>26060593
This show does something to people....almost think it's a government conspiracy but I'm too high off ponies to care

>>26060699
It's not the show that changes Anon.
It's the fandom.

>>26060699
It isnt exclusive to mlp. Pop over to /a/ for a bit.
>3dpd
>tfw sex with qt3.14 and cant get off without self inserting as the trap

>>26060762
Hmm? I didn't say the show changed, I just meant it seems to have a hypnotic spell...to the point where glorious ponies are far more appealing than real girls

Or perhaps it's backwards, maybe us waifufags are just so annoyed with real girls we turn to cartoon ponies who can be our perfect archetypes

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>>26059999
dude, what the FUCK

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>>26060368
>>26060389
>>26060402
all of this

When I write for myself, it's about her.
When I stay in bed on the weekends, I'm talking to her.
It feels like everything in my life needs to be dedicated to her, that she deserves everything ever for no reason aside from love.

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>>26059999

>>26060370
Hi MatPat. How's GT coming along?

>>26060897
I can relate to that man. Dedicating things to her just makes things worth doing .. if you know what I mean. Gives me motivation to be more adventurous and daring

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I listen to oldies. And enjoy them unironically.

>>26060992
After Bioshock, Fallout, etc, who doesn't

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>>26061010
I don't play video games.

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>>26060011
>>26060368
>>26060389
>>26060445
>>26060532
>>26060897
Hahaha, that's funny anon. A relation ship with a cartoon character. Wouldn't that be like so gay anon. Like, who would actually do that. Probably have to be gay to do that. Haha

I'm fucked up beyond all recognition. And I mean emotionally and mentally, not physically.

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>>26060912
Fukken underrated post

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>this shit
>again

>>26059999
Heh, I fap with enema. Thinking about ways of keeping the water in rectum(without filling entire colon, that is) , or some other means of increasing the pressure.

>>26061395
>filename

>>26061480
Recently I tried something more drastic. Filling my bladder with water, through my dick. Way better than I could ever imagine: after the bladder fills but I continue pumping it feels close to orgasm, except you can do that for minutes. I get an actual refractory period after that but no feeling of satisfaction. I'm afraid I might rapture it though.