Hey Anon, want an autographed picture of me? Feel free to masturbate to it if you want; it is me after all...
>>26825672
"But why do that when I have the real thing right here?"
>You unzip dick and start masturbating in front of her
>She recoils in horror as a sticky rope of love coats her new Reeboks
>That's what you get for being a brand loyal whore
>>26825672
No, I have the internet for that.
>>26825672
"Wow, Dash, I never realized how..."
>"How awesome I am?"
"No. How modest you are."
Every time somebody calls her muffins celestia orders the abortian of a foal.
>>26825371
10: print "muffins"
20: goto 10
>>26825371
Muffins a cute.
>>26825371
>abortian
Someone from the land of Abor?
WAS IT WORTH IT ANON?!?
WAS IT ?!
>>26823913
>protects his freedom
man, this recruitment meme needs to stop.
If he wants to dress up and look like a cut, then let him.
just imagine him running around on the battlefield in that suit
I bet he´s working in the torturing apartment and this is his actual working suit
I would have asked /co/, but it seems all ponies now count as /MLP/ territory.
Same as Gen1 MLP and such as well, I suppose. Not sure I agree with that.
>>26823632
>Any good?
No. The theme songs are catchy, but the writing...
Dear Celestia the writing.
But I'm still giving it a try.
>>26823702
>Dear Celestia
Reddit be gone
>>26823632
Is that even out yet?
Hmm, are we sure the animatics weren't real?
The official episode starts out the EXACT same way!
>>26805925
wtf? How?
>>26805925
>implying Slashy doesn't have contacts at DHX that spoiled the episode already
>Guts finally got off the boat
>Leo won an Oscar
>Batman and Superman finally in a movie together
>Spiderman in the MCU
Can this be the year where Spike gets a good episode?
>>26824128
But it's not Tobey's Spiderman.
>What is Secret of My Excess
>What is Power Ponies
>What is Inspiration Manifestation
>What is Equestria Games
But the first good Spike episode in a while, yes.
>>26824128
No, are you out of your fucking mind?
>"I've never really liked you, Anon. Please go away."
>>26822644
You don't like me? That's something else we have in common!
>>26822644
FUCK YOU MAMMAL
>>26822644
>Anon spent the next ten years as a hobo wandering from town to town.
>His exploits soon became legendary.
>"This is some bomb ass tea, Anon."
>"How am I doing this, Anon?"
>>26822451
>"Ohhh... thanka you so much... Shining Armor-san..."
>>26822451
I can just tell, I just KNOW, this thread is gonna be good.
Anyone remember /mlp/-craft?
I want edited version of this, not the Minecraft one but the funny edit one.
>>26822013
I Am not autistic!
I got just one Almost friend and that is enough!!.
>>26822013
>May avoid eye contact
Throughout my entire childhood teachers always chewed at me for not looking at them.
Worst part is that most of them knew that I was an incredible listener without looking.
Also spinning objects doesn't seem like an autistic thing. It's hard to find people that don't do it. Unless it's to every object they come across.
why's she so FAT
>>26821667
She's going to be a mommy
It's her lungs. Or, as a specialists call it, a barell.
>>26821667
>tfw this is the closest we can get seeing a pregnant pony in the show
Have you ever tried to show a friend My Little Pony? What was their overall reaction?
>>26821262
Bump for some autism.
I tried to get my brother to watch it. Did not care for it, despite himself constantly trying to get me to watch his shitty animes.
Well fine, fuck you then asshole. If you're so open to express zero interest in my little girl cartoons I have zero interest in your chinese cartoons.
>>26821262
Yeah, my brother. He wanted absolutely nothing to do with any of it. Then I told him about some of the fan created works, and we binge watched the entire Mentally Advanced series. He laughed his ass off the entire time. So he no longer has an antipathy toward the show. He won't watch it, but agrees it's a great template for deriving hilarious fan created works. So to at least some degree he understands the appeal.
Am I autistic for finding this cute?
>>26821096
Extremely
>on /mlp/
We're all autists here.
>>26821096
>i mek thred to tell people thing!
Yes, very.
>Woah! Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
>>26820970
Its me
>>26820970
GET THE FIRE EXITNGUISHER, YOU MORON!!!! AAAAAAAAH!!!!
>>26820970
ITT: We create an /mlp/ version of the Rules Of The Internet
>>26818761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
>>26818761
1)The ride never ends
2)Pone is life, pone is perfection. Pay respect to the pone in every moments of your life but always remember to hide your powerlevel.
3)Go to bed Seth
4)No seriously, go to bed
5)The Mom gave us the pone, respect her
6)Praise the sun and the moon, everyday
>>26818867
7)CAPS LOCK IS FOR ROYAL SPEECH
...
32)There is not enough porn of it
So now that the dust has settled, which season had the best waifus? Obviously we know which had more
>>26818439
Coco abd Maud seem to be more popular than any of the others so S4.
>>26818439
>treehugger
>waifu material
>horrible in every way
Pick one
>>26818452
People waifu her tho