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Hey Faggots,
My name is Discord, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn 3D horses”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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Why is she so perfect

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Curious on a topic of a pone porn games.

What's your favorite type of game?

Something like pokehiddens where you can move around a small town to do pone,

or something more like akaburs princess trainer where you grind for gold to get stuff

or something like where it's just straight to the porn without any setup?

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You are Anon Pone; recent graduate of the Equestria Military Academy, awaiting an assignment.
You are summoned to the Crystal City to meet with its Royal family:
>Lieutenant Anon, we're so glad you could come.
>Celestia sent us your records & Academy transcript; we may have a post for you if you're willing.

>As you know, Lieutenant, my wife recently gave birth to a little filly.
>That filly is destined by birth to rule the Empire and be a very important pony in Equestria.
>But we're both very busy with our Royal duties too, Anon. Sadly, we won't always be there for her.

>That's where you come in...
>We're offering you a long-term assignment.
>If you accept you'll be the young Princess' bodyguard, tutor, guide, adviser...you get the idea.
>As a Royal heir she'll have to remain a virgin, of course.

>We're not going to abandon her, but Flurry Heart will go to the best boarding schools in Canterlot...she'll need somepony to stay with her.
>She'll also need to be hidden during times of National crisis. She'll need a loyal soldier to stay by her side no matter what.

>You are NOT her servant, Anon.
>We don't want you cleaning up after her or doing her schoolwork.
>She's not to grow up a spoiled, entitled Royal Brat like cousin Blue Blood.
>When she steps out of line we expect you to give her rump a good smacking.
>She's expected to do her homework, eat her vegetables and go to bed on time like any normal filly.

>Basically, we need a pony she can look to as a father figure or mother figure, if Anon owns a set of tits when we're not with her.
>It's a 21 year assignment, she's your ward to protect & teach until she reaches the legal age to assume her Princess duties.
>After that you're free to retire early with full pension, a Knighthood and some land of your own.

So do you accept?
21 years is a long time to commit to any job and you can't change your mind once you've accepted but the payoff at the end is good.

Wat do, horsefuckers?

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I want you to confess!

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What if one of Flurry's random outbursts of magic resurrects King Sombra?

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>"H-Hi Anon...Do you know any spells I can use to reverse this?"

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>"Hey there Anon. You want me to teach you about the magic of friendship? I'll let you discover every last drop of it... allll inside me."

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"Anon, did you steal that pie granny smith left on the window sil, don't fucking lie you shitbag !"

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i wish i owned a sewing machine and had assorted fabric to dick around with

back in school i took a sewing class

no one could believe my beautiful hybrid cotton polyester underpants were made by me, and not an expensive store bought pair

sigjh

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Goodnight /mlp/ :3c

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I have a surprise for you, anon!

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Remember when /mlp/ went ape shit over the announcement of Equestrian Girls and how it was going to be an absolute disaster? How /mlp/ hated the design choices for the characters? All that hating and look where it's taken us.

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Dear Spikefags and Sunfags, how do you cope?

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>My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic #43
Thom Zahler (w) • Tony Fleecs (a) Tony Fleecs © • Sara Richard (sc) • Mary Bellamy (ric)

“Ponies of Dark Water Part 1” The Ponies go on an adventure to a newly erupted geyser. After some fun playing in the water, the ponies begin to act a bit strange, perhaps even… sinister? What happens when good ponies turn bad?

FC • 32 pages • $3.99

Bullet point:
The ponies meet their greatest foes…themselves!!

So basically Return of Harmony? What are they doing?