>buy 1ft purple horse dildo for my battle-station.
>male roomate sees and asks why I have it.
>4shits&giggles.jpg
>says it's fucken gay and goes to his room.
>a week later I come back form work with food.
>I hear moaning and squelching from his room.
>I peek through crack in the door and see him
>he's shoving my horse dildo up his ass while jacking off
>I walked in the room right when he jizzed.
>he jumped and sprayed most of it on me.
>I screamed like a bitch and ran into the bathroom to clean up.
It's been a month now, and we have been very distant. What should I do /mlp/?
>>26818394
Pics or it didn't happen
>>26818394
Today on "Shit that never happened"
>>26818394
gonna need a timestamp with your fake horsecock op
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Gemima's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FFVMA7pn
Version: 1.2
Recent updates: New Inventory items.
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your RIGHT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
Okay, blah blah, sleep.
I'll be back tomorrow morning, yo.
G
its time to let it go /mlp/
post the things that you want to let go and stay go
>>26816543
>my life
>>26816543
>>26816551
/thread
Meanwhile, in Bizzarro Equestria...
>"Ah'm the trash mare, Anon!"
>"Ah eat garbage!"
>>26816285
>>26816285
>"Woof."
Hail Queen Chrysalis
THREE
>>26815792
3+5=?
>>26815792
MONTHS
Bon.
For why does pone grump?
>>26814985
bon?
>>26815290
Bon Bon.
Get a "ride" from...
04 07
>>26814952
Roll
>>26814956
ahhh fuck
>tfw no qt plant pony to hold you in her vines
>>26814405
>tfw you'll never suck on their roots
>>26814488
ew no I just want to be held and cuddled and maybe taken with her as a cuddle trophy to claim and feed and be taken care of.
Yes. Yes, this is definitely my type of thread. Please continue.
quick, everyone act like you did when discovering My Little Pony!
Kill yourself
>>26810075
They made a new My little pony series?
you need to fap only to the pony representing your country for the rest of the day, how fucked are you?
hard mode: pony is now your waifu too
>>26808763
I think I could manage going at just Applejack for a day.
Also, have a larger map.
>>26808763
TFW now you can only fap to Rarara
>>26808763
Which pony is New Zealand? I can't tell, just a sliver of beige.
Does /mlp/ still tf2?I miss playing with you faggots on the shitty server we used to have
>>26808336
You're a major faggot rockabass.
Nah
>>26808412
What are you trying to say? All of those games still beat console faggots.
https://youtu.be/HGbW44AEHeM
Discovered electro swing the other day, heard this song. I don't know why, but I feel like this song fits Octavia, even though it doesn't make much sense... if not Octavia, then maybe Celestia?
/mlp/, what pony does this fit?
His other song Delight is more towards Octavia. Also Octavia thread?
Link to the song if your interested. Found this guy though Spotify and I really like his songs.
https://youtu.be/aH5aq4V0Ywk
>>26808041
Octavia thread? Absolutely!
I'll have to give that a listen later, though. I'm still at work.
>>26808067
Good luck at work. I'm not sure how, or even if anyone knows who, Sim Gertina is but he is my favorite artist. He has a song, "Octavia's secret" when I first heard it I felt like I was free and my body became light. This sing helped me through a lot, even now that beautiful melody is enough to calm me down and take me far away from here. The album is also really great. I can listen to it for hours and every sing in it is good enough for me. I would recommend it in a heartbeat.
Link if you interested: https://youtu.be/G1na6qgVK8Y
>"You mean to tell me at a school with an 80% girls to guys ratio that you're still a virgin? Wow, that's pretty sad."
"I say Pinkie, how rude! I'll have you know that I am skilled in several different dialects, and am passing all of my classes with flying colors. I simply have no time for your frivolous-"
>"Are you gay Anon?"
"Of course not-"
>"It's ok to be gay Anon."
"I am not a homosexual. Your implications are entirely misguided. Just because I have never had sex even once does not make me attracted to members of my own gender."
>"So why haven't you bumped uglies with anyone huh? Got it on? Done the funky monkey?"
"I am very busy with my studies. Engaging in social activities with women is not high on my list of priorities."
>"You should make it a priority, seriously, do you want to be one of those 23 year old losers who've never had sex before?"
"Hmph. You should mind your own business."
>"What if I make it my business?"
"And what exactly are you implying?"
>"I'm 'implying' that I can help you get laid if you want."
"I am not interested, I would rather sustain a meaningful relationship with someone who is more than just an 'easy lay'."
>"Oooh, no wonder you're still a virgin. That does it, from now on, I'm taking you to all my parties, and I'll hook you up with every available girl that I can. Deal?"
>>26807234
Yeah, no.
Fuck parties.
>>26807234
What a horrible attempt at a self insert story.
>I'm a douchebag and the worst kind of virgin, lying about my studies, but this super cute girl is inviting me to a party and telling me she would hook me up with any girl we met, even if I don't want to
What next, will you make anon sigh with annoyment every single time?
>>26807309
A protagonist that genuinely just wants to be left the fuck alone would be great.
It's Sun-day. Celestia is worst pony.
Praise the sun
>>26806366
>>26806366
Celestia is a lovely mare and princess.
Post your favourite pics that always make you smile.
>>26806281
>>26806281