>"I've never really liked you, Anon. Please

>>26822644
You don't like me? That's something else we have in common!

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>>26822644
FUCK YOU MAMMAL

>>26822644
>Anon spent the next ten years as a hobo wandering from town to town.
>His exploits soon became legendary.

>>26822644
>boop

Surely you haven't learned to accept me as a friend yet. You will at some point. I just know it

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>>26822644
Ok

>>26822644
Fuck off, this is my house you cunt.

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>>26822644

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>>26822644
Piss off Twilight

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>>26822693
>last thing you see is a bright electrical surge emanating from her horn as a loud thundering sound deafens you
Bad end

>>26822826
Magical orgasms are too much for Anon, but he'll wake up in a few hours.

>>26822644
>"Ponies only tolerate you."

>>26822644
Well fuck you too purple smart, I'll go hang with a pony who might appreciate some time / company, maybe Trixie...

>>26822644
You know, you could've brought this up before the wedding.

"well twilight that's perfectly fine because your master you look up to so much, Celestia? oh yeah, she loves me. loves me more than she loves you"
>"n-no she doesn't, shut up!"
"okay well, next time you write a letter why don't you ask her? oh, that's if she reads it though. she usually has some lesser power read it for her and reply with some cheesy shit"
>"whatever anon, leave me alone"
"this is my house. you came to my house to tell me this"
>"because I don't like you!"
"weeeell every pony else does so..."
>close door in her face
>hear sad noises
>be happy

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>>26822644
Ok, I'll bite.

"Hey, I'm not exactly giddy about Celestia's decision for you to give me housing in your tacky castle. But I am still technically considered an endangered species in your world, and you have to have to comply to my every need, until they find a way I can return back home. And besides, all I did was ask you how are you doing today. You don't have to be such a foal about it."

>>26822644
>It's a "out of character Twilight greentext prompt" episode

>>26822678
>Oh yeah, I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around
>I'm never in one place, I roam from town to town
>And when I find myself a-fallin' for some girl
>I hop right into that car of mine and drive around the world

>>26822900
What is that game's name again?

>>26823649
Hunger Games simulator

>>26823606
Hell yeah.

>>26823603
there's nothing out of character about it