>You are Anonymous
>You have been assigned as courtesan to the entire royal guard
>Celestia says it's to help relive stress as well as to boost guard recruitment
>Guards are allowed to fuck you any time, at any place
>since guards generally patrol in pairs or more, it usually ends up as an orgy and you are more often than not, filled to the brim with cum by the time you're done.
>>26774111
Why the fuck would I take such a position? Not even trips will convince me.
>>26774111
This board gets more reddit9k everyday.
>>26774111
Go back to /hhh/
Been out of the loop and so I missed the entirety of Season 5.
Aside from the two parters, which episode should I definitely watch?
>>26773959
The One Where Nyx Knows
>>26773959
>spoonfeed me
Don't be a fucking faggot and watch the whole season. Singling out episodes isn't going to help you because people have different tastes and opinions.
>>26773959
All of them.
It's been a while since I've watched anything pone related, last thing I watched was the season 3 finale when it came out. Has anything been good after season 3? I just abandoned the show and /mlp/ after that.
>mfw they've gotten up to season 6
How ridiculous is it now?
>>26773432
There's an alicorn baby nowJust kidding, that'd be stupid
>>26773432
Fluttershy had a kid with Discord
Applejack is a princess
Spike told Rarity he loved her
Now you're all up to date
>>26773432
You're not fooling anyone.
Drop the act and stop fishing for replies or fuck off.
It's actually the fact that she feels ashamed to be an all-powerful princess that pisses the living shit out of me.
She never bowed to Celestia in season 1. In season 1 she was an arrogant alpha.
Now she's a complete wimp who says sorry every 10 seconds even when she's in the right.
Whoever wrote this is an obvious asshole who hates this show more than anything in the world.
>>26773389
(You)
>>26773389
>Now she's a complete wimp who says sorry every 10 seconds even when she's in the right
So she is Canadian then
>>26773389
>Saying sorry every 10 seconds
She might be Canadian
Any other evidence to support this theory of mine?
>"oooh."
>"Y'all right?"
>>26772921
Just a little stoned.
>>26772921
No I'm in a need of a mommy.
Specifically a blue flowy maned alicorn mommy.
>>26772921
yeah, yeah, I'm finejust dead inside
hay /mlp/ should i show my little sister this board? she likes the show and i was wondering what you think
I'm pretty sure it's illegal to show this kind of content to underage.
>>26772898
>Land of the free
>>26772881
Fuck off, faggot.
Hey /mlp/. How many times a day do you got out of your house?
>>26772646
During the winter season here in Canada? As little as I possibly can.
I fucking HATE the cold. Slows my body down and makes me tired as fuck.
During warmer seasons? Usually a few times a week for several hours each time, casually out for a walk.
>>26772646
Fucking >implying
>>26772646
I make it a point to leave the house at least once every day
Ghost, is that you?
>>26772455
He's dead, anon.
Just accept it.
>>26772455
INFESTED BY BRONIES!
This is totally related to the show! Right?
Does anyone else prefer S1 Luna's design than the current one?
>>26771996
I want to cuddle S1 Luna.
>>26771996
I do. I love S1 Luna, so adorable.
>Looking up MLP mods in the XCOM 2 workshop
>Can only find two
C'mon I thought you guys were better than that.
Just play the fucking game faggot
>>26770767
xcom equestria.
humans invade
>>26770767
Why would anyone care? This game is a shit.
But Anonymous...fillies and colts are not supposed to touch each other's private places.
We could get in trouble!
>>26770457
Twilight stop being a little bitch and do what i say!
>>26770457
>"But, Twilight...."
>"I'm not a colt nor filly, am I?"
>Vehemently rapes Filly Twiggy
>>26770457
>.fillies and colts
Well good thing I'm neither one of those!
woof woof
wow funny meme OP you're really killing me in the funnies hahaha so laugh so funny.
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"Anon, don't tell anypony my secret, but I'm gay."
> unzips cock
yeeehaw
Hi Gay, I'm Anon.
Not CIA?
CHOOSE ONE, REJECT THE REST
>>26770345
Can't I reject them all? This is the cringey epitome of wish fulfillment.
>>26770350
Oooh, sadly no...
>>26770345
None of them is waifu so none of them will be chosen.
Holy shit Glim Glam looks so sexy now, i hope her new role as a main character brings new porn of her.
I'dboopher andscratch her ears.
>>26770045
She's going to have so much PORN
>>26770065
You sick fucking bastard! This is a SFW board for christ's sake!