>wanting to fuck an anthro pony makes you a furry
>wanting to fuck any other animal makes you a furry
please give me one good reason why wanting to fuck a pony doesn't make you a furry
>>26797744
Furries are gay.
If you want horse pussy you're not gay, thus not furry.
>>26797744
>condoms
>when you can't get pregnant or transmit disease
>>26797744
Oh boy here we go again.
>Ctrl+f: CYOA
>15 results
Man this hiatus really can't end soon enough
>>26797130
Thanks for contributing to the problem. I'm sure if you make enough threads bitching about it they will go away. Well done.
>>26797130
Why does everyone hate CYOA threads?
>>26797252
The board is made for discussing ponies and the show and stuff. But now it is just a glorified fanfic website
Because we need more of her
>>26796186
Looks like Season 6 will have more Glimglim than anyone could ever want. Yay!
Who else here likes her new mane?
/mlp/ made it into the RO16 in the 2016 Winter Cup. That means /mlp/ is skipping the Spring Babby Cup.
SO!
What teams are you guys backing in the Spring Babby.
I'm excited to see
/tg/ /n/ /vr/ and (if they get their shit together) /diy/ in this one.
>>26795196
/k/.
Hopefully we won't completely shit the bed this time.
I hope the new /biz/ manager is good because I want another underdog team in the elite cup
>>26795304
looking for /biz/ to be the new /out/?
Also. Has /biz/ updated the blender models for there players to work in PES 16?
Where my Tracy Cage love at?
Can't find Tracy's tumblr, anyone know what happened? Haven't seen any new content in a while
Okay, Anon, we're almost done!
Just one more question and I'll be able to evaluate whether or not you're eligible to immigrate to Equestria!
Remember to answer truthfully.
Do you find yourself attracted to ponies in a romantic or sexual sense?
>rape
>>26794770
Nope. This erection is actually an optical illusion, caused by the pattern on my pants
>>26794770
I would very much enjoy being in a mutual, loving, romantic relationship with a pony mare or stallion of consenting age, including sexual intercourse.
Wow what a shitty backstory
It was almost a very redpilled episode on the dangers of cultural marxism, as shown by the scene with SG and the fillies. They pretty much ruined it by have a terrible backstory that was literally "i never saw him again just because"; and "i never made new friends just because"; and "okay i'll be a good guy now just because"
All the scenes with twilight and spike going back in time was just filler, since it had no effect on the rest of the episode. They went back 4-5 times, when the message was made after the first one. Not a single thing in each of those travels changed the episode in any way shape or form. It was basically fanfiction.
Hopefully she's not-shit as a main character next season.
>>26794510
Don't worry, she won't be a main character
>>26794510
>shitty backstory
>mfw
cum on an on, what the actual fuck did you expect, she is a pone, not even best pone, and not even main pone, i don't know why everyone is shitting on her backstory, i for one think it is a fantasticly fitting backstory, only a shitty backstory for a shitty character that was shit, the end
>>26794510
did you honestly think you would've gotten what you wanted op, its like every faggot who watches the show forgets its made be fucking hasbro, the autism has been off the charts lately with starlight its blinding
I want to ride in Rarity's car.
>>26794465
That's cute.
>>26794465
vroom
>>26794465
WOW way to destroy the show's lore, Hasbro, fucking ponies driving cars, you stupid fucks dont even care about WORLD BUILDING ANYMORE
From this video>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPA-dqj8VTA&feature=youtu.be
>>26790693
>>26790689
Sunburst sounds like a total fuccboiI would
Oh god
it's happening
http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/ct-office-christmas-party-chicago-casting-20160317-story.html
""We are happy to announce we will be casting extras for the Chicago Portion of "Office Christmas Party". This will be a big, but very short shoot. Please see below for our first casting call!
CASTING CALL - Office Christmas Party
SHOOT DATES: TBD - end of March, beginning of April
LOCATION: Chicago
RATES: $80/8
NON-SPEAKING EXTRA ROLES
1) MULTICULTURAL HARAJUKU CLIQUE/BRONIES/HELLO KITTY LOVERS etc....
Please see pictures below.
ALL AGES, ETHNICITIES AND TYPES. PLEASE SUBMIT WITH THE PHOTOS IN THE STYLE IF YOU HAVE THEM!"
this can only end in cringe and tragedy
>>26789758
>HELLO KITTY LOVERS
Does something like that even exist?
Man, I'm so tired of the culture of this board. Nothing but self-insert and wish fulfilling stories, together with unironic self-insert props and sexualization of ponies/fetish threads, which by itself is not wrong, some artists are great at doing that, but it lost its irony long ago and people take it way too seriously.
I'm tired of this part of the fandom. I was never big on it anyways since I never bought merchandise or anything like that, but there's nothing much to come back here, to be honest. There are no original stories or concepts, just "what if a pony was combined with X thing."
Give it a week.
hiatus
>>26787878
I don't know. Last time I left the board for like 4 months when, I think moth pony was a thing, and the only reason I came back was to see what people said about a new episode that came outtake a wild guess, most of them were crying and bitching that ponies were dead when the episode was fun
Everything you post in this thread is now canon.
How fucked is the show now?
>>26787645
Ponies all have gigantic plots.
>>26787645
Comics are officially canon.
>>26787659
EqG is banned from /mlp/ but anthro is allowed.
Do u take it
>>26787555
Reverse it and we're all good.
>>26787555
That's a tough one.
On one hand it'd mean no more fucking shimmerfaggotry, but conversely I don't want anymore furfags showing up here than we've already got.
>>26787555
I don't mind EqG anymore but anthro faggotry is growing rampant. I want them to be purged before they take over the board
1.In the Episode, the "Mysterious Mare do well" our princess in training shows a clear lack of judgment participating in a foalish revenge scheme in order to teach Dash a lesson for being such a braggart.
Of course the episode fails to teach us anything but that Rainbow Dashes friends are in fact, terrible friends who can't recognize that Rainbow Dash has self-esteem and insecurity issues.
I blame Twilight here specifically as she always seems to be the "voice of reason" and that nearly nothing goes on without her implicit say.
And it's not as though she were unable to decline this. In fact, her moralistic superiority, and habitual lecturing. and penchant for defacto talking down to others gives me a pretty clear inclination that it was in fact Twilight who campaigned to launch this petty revenge scheme.
Perhaps saying something along the lines of,
"I think it's time we teach Rainbow Dash a little lesson on humility."
>>26786793
2.
In the Episode "Amending Fences" Twilight showcases just what an awful friend she truly is. Not showing up to Moondancers Party during a crucial moment in her development, led Moondancer to become socially awkward and reclusive, where as before she had potential, perhaps even as a princess, she now only serves as someone Twilight Sparkle can talk down to. A reminder of what she could have been. Moondancer probably spent several nights all on her own, wholly devoted to her studies, because she was otherwise empty inside.
These sorts of details were heavily downplayed during the episode, and cheap visual gags like such as Spike dressed like a maid, and that pony with a beaker on her head running around, were spotlighted, where Moondancers neglect is merely glanced over.
>>>/reddit/
>>26786805
3. At the end of each episode for a while, Twilight gave a full synopsis as to the specific lesson she learned in that episode, but in "Lesson Zero" Twilight is willing to compromise her supposed belief system in order to not fail the supposed task Celestia had given her.
You could argue that somehow this makes her a more "human" character, but I argue the opposite, I think it makes her even more of an unrelatable cyborg-esque creature.
Ah yes, I remember my psychopathic obsession with success to the point where I abuse my position and sabotage others, making problems where they don't exist and throwing an entire town into chaos over a fucking book report because who fucking hasn't?
She quite literally that friend who will read you the riot act about recycling and then proceed to throw all her recyclables into the trash.
She has this habit of trying to force her misguided beliefs on others, without taking time to properly analyze what it is she's actually saying. She in my mind, never had the right to "teach" anyone, about anything. The student should have stayed the student.
https://www.anonpone.com/coltquest/
PREVIOUS THREAD:
>Emerald talks to Joyride about Sunshine Sea
>Joyride isn't too forthcoming about her, basically saying all the things Emerald already knows about her.
>Emerald finds out what Joyride's plan is to keep them from the pirate attack. Trapping Ruby and Emerald in their bedrooms.
>Joyride asks the pair if the want to play some board games.
>They agree, but it turns out the Joyride is just an illusion and traps them in the room.
>Emerald distracts the illusion long enough for Ruby to unlock the door.
>The Joyride illusion drops her mantle, and Emerald wears it.
>Ruby and Emerald are spotted by a pirate, and are drawn into helping the pirates haul gunpowder.
Continued in next post...
You're back!Is it too clingy to say I missed you?
>>26785919
I thought you were kill for sure
sounds gay