>"I'll make you a deal, Anon. Find me a really interesting rock and you can put sunscreen on me like you've been offering to for the last hour."
>>26773025
>weebshit
Pass.
>>26773025
>>26773025
Ok
*unzips dick*
>>26772279
Thank you Twilight's mom.
>>26772279
Damn that's rst your son now you, why does everyone in Twilight's family think I make bomb-ass tea?
>>26772279
Bill Cosby gave it to me.
I want you to confess!
>>26771451
I COCK VORED NURSE REDHEART AND NOW SHE'LL NEVER APPEAR IN FUTURE MLP EPISODES
>>26771451
Yes! It is true.... I am Nacho..
/v/ here
Holy shit you guys know your porn. I had no idea. I discovered htpot and I think my dick is gonna explode. Did they seriously make the butts THAT good on the show? I just watched the first episode.
>>26771191
Better ready that expansion pak. You're in for a wild ride.
>>26771191
Welcome to the ride. There is no way off.
>>26771191
What the fuck is htpot?
Anon, I realised it today.
I can make her laugh... but you can make her smile.
>>26770181
I know that feeling so fucking bad. Fuck.
>>26770181
fuck man
Sorry man woman love me. There's others out there man
>"C-can you please leave?"
>>26768992
>"C-can you please leave?"
>No
>>26768992
>stare directly into her eyes as she orgasms
>"Hey kid? You wanna buy some pone?"
>>26766562
Can i buy you?
>>26766562
Psst...Do you sell Nyx?
No I want a private party with precisely this pink party pone.
I still don't have a good official name edition.
Last thread.
>>26652767
Last time, on BottleCap!
We learned a little bit more about our curse, and headed back to the pyramid with Laccolith.
There, we solved a couple of puzzles, almost fell down a hole, then went down a scary hallway. The hallway was inhabited by a scary Shadow Shifting creature, so we ran back, and were narrowly saved by an amulet we picked up from a chest.
We just opened the door to the next room, what shall we do today?
>>26759903
>>26759903
>You trot up to the mysterious door, and find yet another dark room.
>There is another untrustworthy lever sitting on the wall, as well as a flight of stairs, presumably leading deeper into the pyramid, behind you.
>Lithy follows behind you closely.
>"Where to now?"
>>26766664
PULL IT
>>26766664
>whatthefuckamievendoinghere.jpg
post yfw a porn thread shows up on /mlp/
>>26765034
Where is this from?
>mfw
>>26765034
What the hell is going on in that gif?
>>26765041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f48Nx3LK24M
See this. What do?
>>26764326
No, Georgia Tech mascot! Not the catbutt!
>>26764326
Destroy bee
>>26764339
Yeah, why DO I draw them that way...
THESE FUCKING NEOBRONIES TAKING OVER THE BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
there are two threads of this already, you retarded mememan
>>26763380
two too many
>>26763376
Guardians of Harmony is going to be 20% cooler than FiM. I'm calling it now.
Spend the day with...
>>26758742
Fluttershy, please
>>26758742
Rollin
>>26758742
Roll
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tpOHpl0BvV
Guitaranon rolling in and taking any guitar related requests.
>>26758437
gonna try to do through the fire and the flames in a mome
Every Greentext Ever...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NkwT6VPLSY
>>26758546
HOLY SHIT fucking spot on.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X7ZrNCtmbk
Also, between the last time and now me and some songanon on /b/ made a cover of Hotel California
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X7ZrNCtmbk
This is /b/s version of hotel California. I believe that /mlp/ can beat /b/ at music.
Requesting that some anon do a cover of Hotel California, to my fingerpicking present here. I made an HQ version for this thread.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zn5BnaN9yD
What happens?
Bump because Fuck you
>"Darling!"
>>26756781
Who are you?
>>26756781
>rests dick gently on muzzle
>>26756781
Marry me!