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>"Anonymous, I know of your deep-seated hatred for the Alicorn race."
>"I know all about your hate of Flurry Heart and your desire for Twilight to lose her wings."
>"I can't undo these two things, but I have arranged for a mission that will hopefully vent your frustrations."
>"You see, a long time ago, 500 years since Nightmare Moon had been banished, to be exact, something happened that I could not anticipate."
>"Nightmare Moon came back early."
>"I was not properly prepared for her reform, so I had to make a panic decision to put her back in the moon."
>"I made a small army of Alicorns to fend against her and defend Canterlot while I scrambled to retrieve the Elements of Harmony."
>"After Nightmare Moon was trapped for another 500 years, I ordered the alicorn army to relinquish their added wings and/or horns."
>"They much liked me, so most of them complied."
>"...except one. His name is unknown, and he escaped the guard those 500 years ago, and he still roams the land."
>"He is not a good pony, Anon, know how I can tell? He revels in infidelity."
>"This stallion alicorn is the true father of Pumpkin Cake and Pound Cake, and I know you were also one of the only ones to question their races."
>"Well, you were right, but I haven't the heart to tell them."
>"He wiped Cup Cake's mind of the incident after it occurred."
>"That isn't the worst of it, though."
>"Anon, a new alicorn cannot be birthed unless both parents are also alicorns."
>"Ancient texts have disproved such a thing with thorough analysis."
>"The fugitive is also Flurry Heart's father."
>"With this, he's gone too far, and he's legally now able to be convicted for treason."
>"Anon, I want you to find him and bring him to justice."
>"But, you also have my permission to kill him, if you are able, since he is to be executed anyway."
>"You get to kill an alicorn that does not deserve to be, and I get to remove another, more subtle threat to the stability of Equestria."
>"Do you accept?"
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ok
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>>26801982
Do I get to rut you afterwards?
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nah, girl, i'd rather smoke weed
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/mlp/ Rewatches MLP:FiM. Episodes 2x23 / 2x24 2016-03-19 19:26:59 Post No.26800345
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/mlp/ Rewatches MLP:FiM. Episodes 2x23 / 2x24
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"Two (err, three) episodes a day keeps the fans of the fandom away"
We are rewatching the show. Two episodes every Saturday and Sunday. Join us!. It's free!
In around 2:40 hours, at 17:00EST (22:00GMT) we will watch the episode together through a Synctube-like website called watch2gether. Link to the room is below.
Today we will watch Ponyville Confidential (Season 2 episode 23) written by MA Larson and MMMystery on the Friendship Express (Season 2 episode 24) written by Amy Keating Rogers.
After S6 begins airing, we will keep rewatching two episodes per day, but ONLY on Sundays.
The stream will begin, as I said, at 17:00EST/22:00GMT right here. For real-life reasons today we are starting half an hour later than usual.
>>>>>https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/slashmlprewatches-obrld06woymqj2cc<<<<<
If you really want, you can watch them online right here:
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xs97p1_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-2-episode-23-ponyville-confidential-captioned_shortfilms
and
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvb51a_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-episode-50-mmmystery-on-the-friendship-express_shortfilms
And you can download them here.
>https://yp1.yayponies.no/episodes.php
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2:30 hours for stream
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>>26800345
Probably the shittiest CMC episode. I don't know why it got so much praise back then.
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2 hours!
Also remember tomorrow we will watch the Season 2 finale.
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give me some fresh memes now
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Come home and see this
wat do?
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>>26799019
>rape
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>>26799019
why is she blushing?
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>>26799024
>kek
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>"Ah can dress up as a girl and you'll still be the biggest faggot, Anon."
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Nothing wrong with being a homosexual anon
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>>26798806
You won't be saying that when i'm sucking your dick, asshole.
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Super Pony - Power Ponies CYOA 2016-03-19 01:27:12 Post No.26794029
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Super Pony - Power Ponies CYOA
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Best/Worst Pony Edition
>Oh look, another text-based CYOA, what's with this one?
Glad you asked.
Welcome to Super Pony, a CYOA taking place in Maretropolis, a city where the forces of good and evil are at a constant struggle.
You play as Easy Ride, also known as Road Rage, and this is your quest to get back at Boomerang for sending you to prison and subsequently ruining your life.
Catch up on this and other CYOAs here:
http://anonpone.com/capeshit
Inventory:
http://pastebin.com/DF5XiQqi
Last time:
>Ran into some trouble on the way home
>Shook them off at a mostly abandoned warehouse
>Got into a fight
>Stole one of their utility belts
>Found out they had bugged your motorcycle
>Destroyed the bugs and the belt.
>Took everything useful
>Rushed home
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>Gunning your motorcycle, you quickly reach the garage.
>You keep your eyes on a swivel, looking around for any more supers following you.
>Thankfully, you reach the hideout without being stopped again.
>Two-bit stands at the entrance of the garage, and upon seeing you, holds out his hoof to stop you.
>You kill the engine and tilt your head in a questioning manner.
“What gives?”
>Without saying anything, he casts his eyes around to the rooftops surrounding the alley, eyes peeled for any supers.
>He waves you inside and you walk your bike in, the garage door shutting just behind you.
>You and Voltage get off the bike, Two-bit trotting in front of you.
>Storm, Ice, and Tinker trot up, falling in beside Two-bit.
>“What’s going on?” Voltage asks.
>”You two and Ice were on the news, I had to be sure nopony was following you.”
“Sludge?”
>”Yep, that little thingwe pulled?” Ice says, “Those kids went to the news, apparently.”
“Figures.”
>”But if the story was about the good thing we did, how come those supers were still after us?” Voltage asks.
“Like I said, I’m not exactly welcome here.”
>”Easy’s right, Volt,” Two-bit says, “Apparently Boomerang’s little vendetta against you is still going strong. She had a segment about how you deserve nothing more than to rot in the asylum and how the first pony to bring you in gets to be her sidekick.”
“Boomerang taking on a sidekick?”
>”Everypony else’s just as shocked about it too.”
“Great, fan-fucking-tastic.”
>Ice speaks up.
>“Before we get too panicked, what’s the plan? How do we deal with this?”
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>>26794031
Damn it I don't know.
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>>26794052
>With all eyes turned to you, you glance back and forth between them, your heart quickening.
>But with your heart beating so quickly, you just don’t know what to do.
“Damn it, I don’t know.”
>You look away.
>Tinker puts a hoof on your back, trying to comfort you, but doesn’t go any further than that.
>Two-bit steps forward, taking charge.
>”Alright, here’s what we do know. Everypony here except for Tinker has been out on a job with Easy at least once. The relation to me was long ago on a small job, I’m not sure how relevant that will still be.”
>”Should we take the chance?” Ice asks.
>”I don’t think so, if we could help it. I don’t expect you all to stay inside until this blows over, but if you do go out, be careful. Tinker, you’re on shopping duty. Groceries, supplies, anything we need, I’ll give you my contacts if we need anything else. We’re low on food, you’ll probably need to head out today or tomorrow.”
>”Okay, Two-bit.”
>”And nothing extra this time. Anything not on the list, you run by me, understand?”
>”Y-yeah.”
>”Good. Voltage, Storm, if you plan on going out, don’t do it in costume. And for the love of Pete, all of you, make sure you’re not followed when you come back. We don’t need wannabe Boomerangs rammed down our throat, and I doubt Bottom Dollar would miss the opportunity to pay me a visit if he had the chance.”
>Storm salutes and Volt nods in understanding.
>”And Easy. I know it’s tough, but you’re going to need to do something to get rid of this damn rope around your neck. You can't keep running forever.”
>Storm speaks up.
>”Yeah, I’d hate to see you spend all day moping around like Icy here.”
>Ice shoots Storm a glance and Storm rubs the back of her neck. “No offense.”
"But what the hell could I do?"
>"I... I don't know, just keep a look out. Something might come up."
>Voltage turns to you.
>”So, I guess this means we can’t go work out in the mornings after all, huh?”
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What happens?
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>>26799472
succ
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>Enter the bone zone
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>>26799472
Have you been downloading the boobs again Joel
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Get up and get busy, lazy humans! It's Winter Wrap Up Day!
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>>26798497
Who the heck cares, Twilight? Just let the nature take care of it.
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>>26798497
It's still summer ya cunt
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>>26798497
>Bonesparkle intensifes
Hello welcome to /mlp/ your main source of horsefuckers can i take your order?
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I'd like a Nyx, extra tuft please.
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>>26797920
On Ponka pussy plz
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>>26797920
Id like your biggest order of futa fries please. Extra sauce. That will be all, thank you.
Do you love me /mlp/?
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>>26797234
Yes.
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>>26797496
ebyam
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applejack is truly the worst pony. She's useless, dumb, and does not deserve to be part of the mane 6. All her fans are retards, especially this nigger here called gamewhiz14: http://gamewhiz14.deviantart.com/
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fuck you fuck. AJ is best pone. go suck your mama's horsecock.
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>>26796831
Yeah, Applejack is pretty useless. And she ain't the brightest bulb in the box.
Applefag btw. It hurts.
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>>26796831
that's a funny way to spell Rainbow Dash.
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Why do i want to buy this? 2016-03-19 06:53:00 Post No.26796460
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Why do i want to buy this?
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Seriously, there is no reason i should want this, yet i do.
>tfw there isn't any quality merch of my waifu besides $150 etsy plushes
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boop
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>>26796460
>Seriously, there is no reason i should want this, yet i do.
You want to give it brushies.
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>>26796460
Soon anon, soon.
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A Yautja Predator is now in Equestria
>What happens?
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>>26795932
Don't know, OP. How about you actually make an attempt with your prompt instead of another 'wat do' bullshit scenario?
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>>26795932
Kills some ponies take their skulls as thropy, then leave
/thread
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>>26795932
>Yautja Predator
What hunts them anyways?
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Why are they so perfect?
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>>26795250
EQG > FIM
Deal with it, autist.
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>>26795263
>he actually believes this
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Unofficial /mlp/Dungeon Hangout Thread #5 Where is Law Edition 2016-03-19 02:11:54 Post No.26794353
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Unofficial /mlp/Dungeon Hangout Thread #5 Where is Law Edition
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Welcome to the shitposts of /mlp/ Dungeon
Ignore this if you want
Green and Lawsmen are welcome
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>>26794353
Law probably isn't gonna be here today, is he?
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>>26794373
Nah
But he DID say next Friday.
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Eh.