Name ONE thing cringier than shit like this.
I'll wait.
>>27878560
This, anon.
>>27878560
>>27878587
>same picture
Anyone has that screencap of Pinkie without her cheeks?
ITT: We make up bullshit pony facts
>>27876960
All ponies are sexually attracted to me.
>>27876960
They are real.
>>27876966
/thread
>"Hey Anon! It's our turn to play seven minutes in heaven!"Wat do?
>>27874923
>inb4rape
>>27874923
Leave
>>27874926
>>27874933
It's like I don't even know this board anymore.
...a thread also known in Japan as "Amazing! The power of youthful magical ponies who love friendship in beautiful landscapes the ancestors would be proud of! Never give up!"
I've spotted at least 30 new pics in Derpibooru, let's slowly begin the posting.
Artist: Lilfunkman
Ost: Brahms - Piano Concert #1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXd0omiCuA4
Artist: Huussii
Artist: Loveland168
[converted to jpg]
Artist: Auroriia
[MASSIVELY resized, it was 14400x7200]
This thread is dedicated to all country pones.
Neat, another soon to be /pol/tard shitpost thread.
>>27836031
Polandball > Country pones tbqh family
>>27836031
latinos can come too?
Would Trixie be a good mother?
>>27822798
If she was her own mother
only if gave birth to starlight's babies
>>27822798
>Travels constantly.
>Okay with magic.
>Arrogant.
>Able to admit her own faults.
>Meth addiction.
She would be an okay mom.
Continued from >>27763223
THEY ARE JUST PEGASI, ANON
>>27833717
Das RACIS
>>27833717
Yes.. We know.
Previous thread: >>27764483
>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want. But it wont always be met positively.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Sometimes Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Sometimes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0
>>27823865
Her opponent must have been really weak. Or she's stronger than she looks. Or she could be daydreaming right now about what she wants to become when she grows up.
Pick any two satyrs that you imagine have never really met or gotten to know one another.Now lets say they're both trapped in a broken elevator for four hours waiting until rescue arrives.What happens and how do they pass the time?
Wildcard - The last digit of your post number dictates a variable.
0 - One of them is highly claustrophobic.
1 - By a cruel twist of fate, they happen to be sharing the elevator with a dozen or so angry wasps.
2 - One of them is regretting eating that bean burrito earlier.
3 - One of them has heard rumours that the other is a deranged sexual predator.
4 - Bad news, the problem is more serious than was first thought. It'll be closer to eight hours before they can be rescued.
5 - One of them won't get off their damn phone. Seriously, would it kill them to stop texting for, like, five minutes?
6 - They may be stuck, but as luck would have it at least they have enough booze to kill a rhinoceros.
7 - Don't ask why, but the elevator is haunted by a spooky and/or scary ghost.
8 - That big red button with "never push this button" written on it looks pretty neat, huh?
9 - What the fuck? How did a black mamba even get in this elevator? Silly snek, you don't live here.
Dubs - The elevator's intercom has been tampered with and won't stop playing audio from "Backdoor Sluts 9".
>>27824061
Hmm... Okay. I have the two in mind. Now, let use see what the digits of fate have to say.
Happy birthday, Echo and /bat/ Edition!
Previous bat party: >>27720047
>Bat Wiki:
http://batponies.wikia.com/wiki/Bat_Ponies_Wiki
>Writers pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/rfngWmsc
>Story Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/Bat_Pony_Stories
>Image Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/BatPictures
http://derpy.me/cheeki_breeki (hot stuff)
>Thread Archive
http://derpy.me/BatArchives
>keekeekee
http://batpon.comuv.com/kee
>>27805270
After 126103 posts, 39601 images, 3429 deleted posts and 3429 days, we are here again.
Happy birthday, Echo and Bat Threads, it's good to see you here after these three long years.
I've made some small wallpaper-things.
>>27805642
Catch up at: https://www.anonpone.com/miracle/
Or if you want a quick start, read the char list: https://qt.catbox.moe/3c98e8
>In the last thread: We made science.
>>>
1/2
>>27774464
>>27774921
I braid the twines into a thicker rope, making sure to reinforce it with some magic. It takes me several minutes, but I manage to climb.
I give myself a moment to catch my breath before heading left.
>>27780298
Normally I'd assume that what I have over me it's where the bum rests, but I can't help but think it's a ceiling from it's shape.
There are several sticks in the wall, but the lowest seem to have broken recently. I give a look to Biggs (Noticing that I am his eye level) but he just smirks.
>>27780626
Can we stick our hooves to the wall and walk up to the steps?
>>27780626
Pull our rope up from behind us, knot the end around the nearest stick in the wall using telekinesis, and climb again.
old thread >>27654953
Love is in Bloom
http://pastebin.com/P7m2cfXX
http://pastebin.com/yZvq3Gp9
Post and discuss Apple Bloom and general CMC content. Any positive contribution is appreciated, from show discussion and character appreciation to greentext and art.
>>27780199
>so you wear capes..
>uh-huh
>and the capes have a picture of you wearing a cape on it...
>yeah i came up with that all by myself! it was a unanimous win!
fuck this "about to become general", i'm outta here
Welcome to the Massive Pony Thread!
Previous thread: >>27758489
Check out our slowly growing pastebin: http://pastebin.com/9HrRJZqs
Writers, artists, and critique are always welcome so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.
>>27774862
>Not giving it a tongue in cheek edition name after the last one prematurely fell off the board
>>27775430
Nope
>>27774862
>one third of mmp likes giant stallions
>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her hoofsteps and attempt their own versions of >rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (Pie, AiE, etc) about story content before posting.
Author List: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Request Bin: http://pastebin.com/rZU1Hbqy
Add for Skype: flutter.priest
Old thread: >>27626406
Thread Archive: https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/subject/Flutterrape/
////
>How do I start writing?
Writing these stories is very easy. Write in the second person and preface your lines with ‘>’. This is what turns normal text into greentext.
Writing Guides:
http://pastebin.com/uXvpYYzS
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
http://pastebin.com/r6dTpd3j
>>27755425
For the fantastic amount of work Flutterpriest put in last thread, I say the best way to thank him is through green.
Requests anybody?
>>27755467
Psychological manipulation on Anons part to stop her, ends up on some other pony like the Bats! episode
>>27755467
Cadance purposely uses a spell to brainwash herself to love Anon almost unconditionally, purely so she can have full deniability of her actions!
Previous thread: >>27841234
GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aoh8YH3I0q78czAnb9mt_4h5jUeCUbivFV5WhAh935U/edit?pli=1
Old CrazyRain's Stories' Archives:
http://pastebin.com/C82B4dea
Luna is a shit
>>27864663
Who operates the doc?
It seams out of date. As i go through the pastebins of the writefags.
>>27864712
It's more of everyone's responsibility to update it, but no one really cares that much. I mean, if you want to, go ahead, have a field day.
612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
The Wonderbolts Handbook is still storytimed here!
>>27814343
Twilight used to write letters to the Princess. What do you think she wrote? Just friendship lessons? Did she have a casual pen pal-like correspondence with Celestia? Or was it purely teacher-student material? Maybe she snuck a few drawings of dicks, who knows.
Previous thread
>>27876357
>filly
smooch
time
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash meets a pony at the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan who hates Daring Do as much as she loves it.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders get the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby; their teammates Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand; the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine.
616 - The Times They Are a Changeling:When Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart, they discover the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4