Do you agree with the pretty ladyman /mlp/?
>>27898586
What happened to Chris? He really just went to far with all this nonsense.
>>27898607
Was so desperate to get a girlfriend he tried to be "smart" and became a """""tranny""""" without op, so he can please both Lesbians and Straight girls.
Not even joking.
Now he's not only a manchild, but an ugly as fuck manchild.
>>27898617
That's not even the worst plan Chris ever came up with. This tomgirl shit doesn't seem to be ending though. I figured he'd give it up when he realised that it wasn't helping.
Do you think he's finally found himself?
And Why?
>>27898379
It was me.
>>27898404
DELET THIS
You are a villain of Equestria.
Human, pony, whatever
What do you have on your itinerary?
pic related
>>27898004
I'm going to help Equestria and ask Luna to adopt me. Maybe make her turn me into a small colt. I'm so evil.
I also might throw a rock at that bakery that said I couldn't have that desert.
>>27898004
I'd be DIO because literally no magic can counter the ability to stop time.
>>27898004
I unscrew all the salt and pepper shakers in all of the pony restaurants.
You arrive in Canterlot as the only human. What do you do as your introduction?
pic related
>>27897908
Claim it for the Galactic Empire.
>>27897908
Bow to Celestia as a sign of peace. Tell her I mean no harm, them buy a house in Canterlot.
>>27897908
Scream at the top of my lungs "FUCK YOU /mlp/ I MADE IT TO EQUESTRIA, SUCK MY EQUESTRIAN DICK YOU COCKMONGLERS I DID IT WOOOO FUCKING LAD EAT SHIT EVERYONE WHO SAID I WOULD NEVER DO I FUCK YOU GUYS HERE I AM"
and then ask everyone to call me "Sir Anonymous"
>Keep making shitposts for the past few days about ponies getting hit by buses
>Turn on news today
>80+ people in France killed by truck
Is it bad that I feel a little guilty for this?
>>27897867
It's the future you chose.
>>27897867
It's meme magic
>>27897867
You're a faggot, OP.
Do pegasus preen? Do they preen only themselves or they preen other pegasus too? All pegasus like preening?
It'd be certainly fucking cute.
Along with all the r34 somehow including preening.
They've done it for a while.
>>27897239
There was a phase around 2013-2014 where preening was everywhere, it's a popular thing to write about, people sexualised it (to no surprise) and it makes good fanfic fuel
Congrats Anon! Through years of experimentation and mostly seer dumb luck, you've finally managed to end up in Equestria. Only... There's a few problems with this:
1. You're a regular human with no magic within you, nor do you have a cartoon body that can survive the shenanigans that regularly occur here.
2, You seem to have ended up appearing in a cave at the top of a mountain, without supplies. Fortunately, Pegasai happen to fly on patrol just below the cloud level of this mountain, so if you fell down, they'd catch you. Of course your body wouldn't be able to survive the sudden change in velocity from being caught, but you wouldn't hit the ground!
3. While there isn't going to be a language barrier or anything, any and all technology you brought with you is going to be completely incompatible with the ponies' magitek, so... Don't bother trying that.
How do you get out of this alive, Anon?
>>27897192
You probably thought you were coming up with a novel and original prompt, huh?
>>27897192
Get down the mountain.
Most pony mountains can't be that tall, since in Dragonshy they got up to the top of the mountain in a day, with Fluttershy slowing them down frequently. If I'm near a city, literally fucking shout at Pegasi that you mentioned happen to be patrolling nearby until they notice me.
Shitty prompt, yo.
Die and become one with the magic of equestria, forming a benevolent spirit that blesses pones and guides them out of dense fogs and forests.
Show Vinyl some love by posting cute pics, as well as greens.
Vinyl Pastebin Collection- http://pastebin.com/u/Two_Echo
Regards, Anon (With ending)- http://pastebin.com/dtTcYGB6
Vinyl Greens-
Vinyl Scratch x Neon Lights 18+
http://pastebin.com/YwsptLtF
Wubs From Vinyl (Anon x Vinyl)
http://pastebin.com/TvHbH1xE
Fuck You (Anon x Vinyl) 18+
http://pastebin.com/Eq11meSG
Vinyl gets a ride from Anon 18+
http://pastebin.com/HutPuyAK
Vinyl Takes Anon 18+
http://pastebin.com/Pg5V9FTm
Vinyl and Anon date
http://pastebin.com/G8dJtww7
Stuttering Vinyl 18+
http://pastebin.com/SWaLMMjK
Vinyl and Anon at CHS 18+
http://pastebin.com/mUFNraWX
Teenage Vinyl makes a deal 18+
http://pastebin.com/ZaeXSTxi
Taking Care of Vinyl Scratch 18+
http://pastebin.com/jbzqztU5
Why Vinyl is mute
http://pastebin.com/AZErYFq0
Vinyl Scratch Imgur Album- http://imgur.com/a/0Oi3l
Download Link- https://mega.nz/#!LxUC2YII!Nrngke9WevAO3GJ9tRegKeGbh_X5gACSCSc4OJXcSS8
You let the Mother Trixie thread die.
Why?
>>27896834
It died?!
Shit, I'll never forgive myself for allowing this tragedy to happen.
>>27896834
>You will never be my son
>>27896875
>Because you're not real Leo
I need some power level hiding Backgrounds. something like this would be nice. thanks in advance
>>27896551
Love this one
>>27896551
>needing to hide your power level
Anyone who's worth being around won't give a shit what cartoon you set as your background
Monitoring this thread for the exact same reason as OP.
post yfw you bite into a fresh pineapple
>>27896473
I hate pineapple but I love this pone
What do you guys think about drinking pineapplebanana orangejuice?
>wake up to the sound of cars screeching
>hear a loud smashing sound in your lawn
>spring out of bed and run down the stairs
>feels like theres more steps than usual
>throw open the door
>a red minivan had crashed into the tree in your front yard
>a boy in a beanie with brownish red hair lies on the yard, bleeding profusely
>you recognized him as one of your fellow students
>theres various bloody footprints around the scene
>you promptly call 911 before freaking out
>your weekend had gone relatively well
>masturbation, shitposting
>car crash in the front lawn
>you see a heavily bandaged peer being coddled by women
>you silently curse the gods for not giving you a life threatening accident that would grant you pussy points
>well, you did get hurt too
>you must've gotten hit by a piece of shrapnel
>you had a pretty nasty stab wound, but the paramedics patched that right up
>apparently a lot of people have had somewhat similar wounds, all in different circumstances of course
>you hear the clacking of heels coming towards you and turn to the offender, a white chick with curled purple hair
>"My my my is this the gentleman who saved poor Norman's life?"
>oh shit a cute girl is actually talking to you
>her hair probably smells really nice
>or rather, ANYONE is talking to you
"Haha yeah that'd be me,"
>play it cool, dont brag and come across as a douche
"No big deal yknow, anyone would have done it right?"
>you give her a cheeky grin
>"Oh. Well perhaps it really wasn't as brave of an action as i initially thought. Hmm."
>she turns around and walks off, back towards Norman's pussy party
"God damn it Anon."
>you decide to go to the mall after school
>your heads been pounding pretty hard, you decide to go to the food court for a slushy
>ugh your head feels like complete garbage
>somewhat irritated by the pulsing pain, as you're about to order from the pimply pubescent behind the counter, you're pushed out of the way
>whatever, you don't want to fuck with this guy right now, your head hurts to much
>a middle aged lady does something similar to you
>as does a small child
> and a gaggle of middle school girls
>why are they all ignoring you?!
>you grunt in frustration before you're knocked onto the floor by an obese man
>the final straw that breaks the camels back
"WHAT THE HELL ASSHOLE!"
>you get up to kick the shit out of tubby before you notice tubby turned around to a rather muscled biker
>"What do you want, prick."
>"Didn't you just scream at me?"
>"That was you retard."
>"No, you!"
>fatty and harley davidson begin brawling in the middle of the food court
>you get up and go to dust off your dress pants before you notice you can't see them
>or your legs or arms
>oh god you died didn't you
>you look around rabidly for your fallen corpse before realizing you must be invisible
>...
>you can feel the applause of every man on earth
>you sit in wait in a girl's bathroom stall, crouched on top of the toilet
>you're throbbing hard thinking about it
>a cute girl walks into the stall and sits down, evacuating her anal passage
>you quickly deflate the sound and smell hit you
>you silently sob as you wait for it to be over
bizarre
Two ponies that you share a similar personality with are now your parents. If both are the say gender, one parent becomes their rule 63 counterpart. Who are your parents?
>>27895777
checked
>>27895777
First of all, checked.
As for the question probably Fluttershy and Twilight.
Fuck if I know which would be the R63 counterpart, though.
>>27895777
Uchiha Sasuke and Pain.
There. Stupid thread just got it's stupidest reply.
For some reason the idea of cute innocent creatures being horrible /pol/fags appealing.
>>27895338
Rule 43:
The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
>>27895338
You see Pinkie Jews and Unicorns control the media and the government,
>>27895338
Holy shit this is catchy.
http://youtu.be/6C7D5Tr5Sj0
>>27895332
>2016
>Not already being aware that Kazumi Evans is the best singer
>Not already aware that Rarity has all the great songs
>>27895393
Delete this
>>27895332
You know what else is catchy? Herpes.