I just don't know how to keep going, /mlh/. I'll never get to have sex with a human, everypony berates me for being sexually attracted to humans. I can't take it anymore.
>>27895810
>everypony
Kill yourself.
>>27895856
>not talking like a normal pony
You must be a Romefag from Humanchan.
>>27895856
>>27895810
This
>/mlh/
>not using the canon phrase "Everybody"
Rarity needs help carrying her books, but if you do, there's a chance you'll be late to class
Do you help her?
>>27894947
Nigga I'd eat my own cum if she told me to you think I give a fuck about being late to some shitty class?
>>27894947
Yes
But not with the intention of trying to get laid
Just to build a healthy friendship with her
Depends on the class.
>You are salary man Anon.
>You support waifu like honorable salary man.
>Your waifu packs your lunch daily
What does she pack for you?
>>27894243
hay
>>27894243
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
>>27894243
Killer Roombas to murder my coworkers
>I don't care where Equestria Girls goes but it can't be here.
Why?
>>27893698
>>27893698
>Sunset representing /mlp/
P O T T E R Y
>>27893709
This. Mods pls sticky
>With the help of the Mane 6 and especially Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle must confront the dark “Midnight Sparkle” within herself and embrace her newfound magical abilities to save the camp.
>>27893115
>>27893128
>>>/reddit/
>>27893128
No. That's actually the synopsis for the next movie.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic : Dungeons and Discord
>When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's role-playing game session.
http://tvschedule.zap2it.com/tv/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/EP013304160145
Think they'll use the normal D&D classes? What would Discord even play?
>>27891513
The DM
And here I was thinking it was gonna be like the Robin Hood episode from Star Trek except with DnD and with Twilight and Starlight...
>>27891526
I was hoping we'd get some of the main 6 in there at least. Spike and Big Mac seem like a small group unless there's other unnamed ponies in there.
Written in the tomes of a ruined castle on a mountain, far, far away, a prophecy lies, waiting to be fulfilled. It predicts the return of magic to the land of Equestria, restoring the ancient powers over nature, flight, and spell-casting. This new era would be heralded by the falling of a star, 1000 years after the sisters' disappearance.
>By some miracle, you barely manage to balance a tray of booze in your mouth.
>You wobble back and forth, your fellow pegasi spies giggling at your struggle.
>Though they’re all gathered in the tavern to honor your formal induction into their small guild, tradition has it that you, the newcomer, bring the drinks.
Find a flaw
>>27888331
She's still wearing clothes.
>>27888339
This
It's the-butch-X
The guy who can only draw one body type
Who is ready for MLP with a different animation style?
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/07/hasbro-acquires-animation-studio.html
>>27885783
>implying theyd risk their entire franchise changing animation in the middle of a show
N E X T G E N
C O N F I R M E D
N E X T G E N
C O N F I R M E D
N E X T G E N
C O N F I R M E D
Are they trying to buy every studio that Lauren ever touched?
How does /mlp/ feel aboot this?
>>27884625
Feels good owning the internet.
>>27884625
It deserves it.
PMVs are kinda faggy, but bearable as long as it's not either overly girlish or edgelord
>You're Anon, adopted teenage son of Twilight Sparkle and totally girlfriend-less.
>It's after school; you're at the library looking for some books for school when you hear a familiar voice behind you.
>"Um, excuse me..."
>You turn to see the voice's source, and find a totally unrecognizable unicorn standing there blushing, hoof scratching the back of her neck.
>Or, maybe you do recognize her? It's hard to tell...
>And that voice, it sounded like-
>"I couldn't help but notice the books you were carrying..."
>She points to the stack of literature piled on your back.
>"You like Star Swirl?"
"Um..."
>Realizing how long you've been directly staring at her, you avert your gaze.
"W-well, it's really for school..."
>"Oh, you're learning about Star Swirl's intermediate spells?"
>She inches a bit closer, eyes scanning the books.
>"Fifth edition? And Midnight Star's collection of light magic? I can help you with those, if you'd like."
STRANGER DANGER
>Mom disguising herself to be your fillyfriend
Y E S
E
S
>>27883108
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESI'm the conductor of the poop train!
Would you a R63 version of your waifu?
Previous thread >>27791283
>tfw no R63 of Pizelle
>>27878847
who
>>27878838
Writefags:
RiggyRag !wql9fEjKic http://pastebin.com/u/RiggyRag
>no Spitfire thread?
Spitfire thread.
>>27878073
Wing rider, you know rainbow dash, is the most dissapointing, someday will break the record.
>>27879603
Sir, ma'am? Are you having a stroke? Are you okay?
Posting sexiest mature mare.
Feels thread.
I just want her to hold me.
Let's have a thread about the brave, independent mares who have broken away from the patriarchy to enjoy their sexual freedom. It is a shame to know that some ponies are on the wrong side of history who cling to their outdated lifestyle of holding on to their virginity until marriage, like Dash. That cunt must be autistic, she will never find that dedicated man of her dreams.
So let's post mares with a flourishing and healthy sex life beginning with this one.
>>27869746
>brave, independent mares who have broken away from the patriarchy
what Patriarchy?
Celestia is a dude?
>>27869805
Ponies never die of old age, they just get cock vored.