Would you a prostitute pony?

>>27927551
>posts picture of Rarity
>generic comment that's not all that funny
>zoomed words
Let the samefag chain and reaction images begin

>>27927566
This isn't Rarity though. Besides she is not a prostitute. She is a Escort Lady.

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>>27927551

>>27927551
Yes. I would.

A whore pony is just more appealing than a human one. Especially if it's a high class or "fresh" girl like the one posted in the OP.

Anyone who says they wouldn't fuck a hot whorse is a liar

>>27927551
This is something I only normally ask on /b/ and /r9k/ but, that's a trap isn't it.

>>27927600
>sirens
>not elves
TOP PLEB

>>27927616
>a high class or "fresh" girl like the one posted in the OP
Streetwalkers are never high class.

>>27927616
How is the OP one 'fresh'? She is a hooker.

>>27927666
>>27927673
Satan and friend please.

She is "fresh" not clean. By fresh I mean attractive and worth the time most street whores are disgusting freaks that have less teeth than fingers or are disgustingly drugged to a point where you would be better off fucking a corpse

>>27927706
You might want to stop saying fresh if you mean attractive.

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>>27927551
There is only one prostitute pony that I would

>>27927738
I used to work with a guy who'd pick up hookers and take them out to Denny's and do nothing sexual with them.

>>27927694
Not sure why I saved this just now but, that makes me wonder do the princesses have to piss ever? I mean they have well developed magic so do they still need to or no?

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>>27927738
>all those studders

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>>27927551
Verily.

>>27929321
Haven't seen such a faggot in a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>>27927738
Those were good greens

>>27927738
She has to eat ALL the eggs.

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>>27929363
>bigmantyrone
reddit summer newfaggotry at it's finest.

>>27929422
>posts reddit's mascot himself
Welp, you spared me of a job of shitting on you.

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>>27927551
>AIDS
>>27927738
pic related

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>>27929391

Test
>>27924351
Test

>>27929422
says the tripfag

>>27927738
Is this from a greentext?

>>27927738
Was one the best temporal generals we had

>>27929379
got any links to them?

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>>27929596
The pony is from a lot of greens.
Have fun.
http://pastebin.com/u/whoreponythread

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>>27927738

>>27929921
Oh wow.
Thanks Anon.

>>27929391
High level wizardry

>>27927750
What was he like?

>>27927750
Why? That's a waste of so much money.

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>>27927738
Oh boy here we go

>>27931070
Short mexican guy, kind of crazy, pretty sociable and cool though.

>>27927738
I remember the threads.

Imageboards are the subconscious of the Internet, the heart.

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>>27927738
i wasn't here to feel faggot

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>>27927738

>>27932247
>>27932241
>>27932116
>>27931569
>>27929938
>>27929930
>>27929921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6KIQw3ih9w
Background music

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>>27932257
and you have to make it more feel

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>>27932257

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I can't be the only one who sees the cringe in all this.

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>>27932285
You don't want to challenge me
>She will not be real. Ne-ver.

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>>27927551
we need to summon the write fag for green

>>27932319
hello, I'm a writefag who will write pretty much anything, may I take your order?

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>>27932340
>>27927738
>>27929921
>>27929930
>>27931569
make a green based on those images make it really full of feel thanks

>>27932319
I am a write-fag too, however I don't speak your language pretty well. Likewise, I am so lazy to translate my .pdf

>>27932349
Ok, I'll read a couple of the greens on the pastebin someone linked (after work) to get the jist of it. If I feel like I've got a clear idea on what I want to write, I'll namefag up and give it a shot.

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>>27927738
>>27929930
>>27931569

>>27927551
>You see her sitting in her box at the park. There's no line today.
>Good.
>The sign says 5 bits hoofjob, 10 bits fulltime, and 20 bits anything. The brown mare notices you staring and says,
>"What'll it be?"
I need you to come home with me.
>She looks you over.
>"Sure, you look safe enough. It'll cost you 20 bits though."
>You nod.
Sounds good to me. Celestia sends me a big ass bag of bits every month so I can afford this.
>"Lucky you. My name is Happy Endings.
Anonymous.
>The two of you walk and talk together as you go to your home.
Now this is going to be a group thing, are you okay with that?
>"Sure, as long as you pay me."
>You open the door for her and lead her inside.
>The dining room table has paper, dice, and miniatures arranged all about it. Snails, Twist, and Big Macintosh are sitting around the table and they watch as you enter with the pony prostitute.
Okay, I need you to cover for Pinkie because she couldn't make it today due to some save the world bullshit.
>You seat Happy Endings next to Twist.
Big Mac is playing a Dwarf fighter named Kurgin.
Snails is a unicorn wizard named "The Treat and Trowerful Grixie.
Twist is a halfling rogue named Steals Bits.
You'll be playing a warforged cleric named Thomas the Tank Engine.
>Off in the distance you hear Pinkie yell "CHOO CHOO MOTHERBUCKER!"
>Happy Endings looks at the character sheet.
>"At least we're playing 3.5. I normally charge extra fo 4th."
I only run 4th with new players.
>You sit down.
Okay, let's get to murderhoboing.

>Happy Endings earned her bits that day. She even got an extra 5 bits when she gave Snails a hoofjob under the table.

>>27929391
You fucker I wasn't expecting to Kek

>>27932415
Ha. Nice.

>>27932415
She's called Morning Glory though. But I keked anyway.

>>27932475

I never read the threads, but I've been reading through the pastebins, and the name seems to vary. Afternoon Delight is also commonly used for her. And a few others as well. So I don't know if the "official" name is Morning Glory. In the end though, does it matter?

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>>27927551
>Meet a cute griffon who seems interested in you as well.
>You go on a few dates, share some sweet moments.
>This bond grows stronger every week, and you begin to feel a genuine connection with her.
>You finally want to get more serious and one day, you ask her if she wants to come to your place tonight.
>Being the greedy creatures they are, the griffon extends a claw and casually agrees, as long as you fork over some bits.
>tfw you can't even waifu this catbird without her being a jew.

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>>27932415
>You'll be playing a warforged cleric named Thomas the Tank Engine.

>>27927647

>where-do-you-think-you-are.png

>>27932340
Double whopper, pickles and ketchup only, medium drink and fry.

>>27927647
/tg/, plz stay

>>27927551
Are there more pics of her? She's kinda hot.