>It's a cold winter night
>You're just trying to get home after a long day
>As you're walking, you notice three figures huddled together in a blanket
>You recognize the trio as the Dazzlings from the battle of the bands in high school
>You slow down and approach them
>The leader of the group, Adagio, looks up at you with tear filled eyes
>She tells you that you can do whatever you want to her if you give her and her friends money for food
What do?
I say Dagi...I give you all of my possessions, as well as my very being for I am now your slave who will do anything for you, you are my new masters
>>28194404
what r ya fuckin gay??
Post em
>>28194198
>>28194267
Is she the most beautiful pony in the world?
>>28193915
yes
>>28194705
/thread
>>28194708
shit taste
I have a legitimate question, what would you give to go to equestria? Would you kill someone, would you give up everything you have and know?
>>28193778
Why kill someone when transhumanism is just around the corner? You'll have all the time in the world to open a dimensional portal.
>>28193791
Assuming they even exist. I think virtual simulations are a better way to go. Of course, if kt DOES exist, it would be preferable
>>28193778
i don't have much but if it worked i would sacrifice someone for satan to go there
>Neigh!
>Whinney!
>Snort snort!
>Neigh!
>>28193724
WHERG WHERG WHERG
>>28193724These are the noises they will make when you get to Equestria.
unf
S-shut up, I'm not cute...
>>28193662
This is a really bad prompt.
>>28193662
Never said you were, you narcissistic cunt.
>>28193662
You're right.
Can we get a writefag thread?
Does anybody know if the anon that was writing the edgy gala anon green made a pastebin? Really want know.
Not op btw
OP here with a quick question. Does anybody remember that one sort of EG thread with Anon where he went on a date with Sweetie Belle? I've been looking for it through the archives and I can't remember what it was called.
Here have a coloring page. Have fun.
Thanks, that was fun!
>>28193650
>>28194208
Let it die you filthy cock sucker.
Ok /mlp/, I haven't been on this board since the end of Season 4. Fill me in.
What the fuck happened?
>>28193579
Everything went to shit even more
Cadence had a stupid baby.
Now you can leave.
:startmusic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA
>>28193579
>hourly "hurr durr fill me in" thread
>>28193579
Figure it out yourself, faggot.
good night /mlp/
>>28193540
G'night best pone.
>>28193540
I'm going to fart in your mouth while you're sleeping.
God night worst pone
Why?
>>28193394
Because it's a stupid fucking setting for ponies. it's not clever, and it's not edgy. no one wants to write or draw about ponies in a fucked up world like dark souls anymore
You know what WOULD be cool though? ponies in runescape. runescape 2 of course, none of that RS3 garbage that no one actually likes but plays anyway because they spent 10 years getting 99 everything
>>28193394
I guess the flame is gone now
>>28193394
this thread is prettynito
Raggie thread!
>>28193318
This would be the worst waifu. She's not real even in the world that she is real in.
http://syncplay.teamspeak3.com:4837
Butterflylover420: There's this pegasus pony I know named Rainbow Dash. She's got the crustiest cunt around! You can smell her nasty ass a mile away! She has this gay little special trick she does that she calls a "sonic rainboom" that's a sonic boom and a rainbow at the same time. But it's actually her farting really loudly! It's so gross!
*RAINBOWDASH#1 has joined chat*
RAINBOWDASH#1: Yo everypony! What's up?
PinkPartyPonyPinkie: welcome! :)
RAINBOWDASH#1: WHAT THE FUCK???
RAINBOWDASH#1: @Butterflylover420 WHO THE FUCK DO U THINK U R SPREADING RUMORS LIKE THAT?! RAINBOWDASH IS AWESOME! U'RE JUST JELLY U R'NT AS COOL AS HER!!!!!!!11
Butterflylover420: Oh here we go - the typical Dashtard has arrived...
RAINBOWDASH#1: N WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED 2 MEAN???
Butterflylover420: I'd have more respect for your opinion if you didn't type like a little faggot.
RAINBOWDASH#1: WHAT THE FUCK DID U JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME U LITTLE BITCH?
RAINBOWDASH#1: I'LL HAVE U KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE WONDERBOLTS,
RAINBOWDASH#1: AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON THE CHANGELING ARMY,
RAINBOWDASH#1: AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS.
*Admin has banned RAINBOWDASH#1; reason spam*
Butterflylover420: Haha! What a faggot!
PinkPartyPonyPinkie: LOLOLOLOL!!!!!1 holy shit some ponies are fucking autistic :p
Butterflylover420: I know, right?
PinkPartyPonyPinkie: hey i know a rainbow dash too shes fuckin nasty -_- total cock gobbler if you ask me B=D ~o O:
Butterflylover420: Couldn't be, the one I know is a carpet-munching lesbo.
*RAINBOWDASH#1 has joined chat*
RAINBOWDASH#1: U THINK U CAN BAN ME, ASSHOLE???? FUCK U!
*Admin has permabanned RAINBOWDASH#1; reason because*
PinkPartyPonyPinkie: ROFFLMFAOAFMA2!!!!!!111 MODZ=GODZ!!!! :D
Butterflylover420: That's hilarious.
>>28193288
PinkPartyPonyPinkie: sure is so anyway i know this pony named fluttershy shes just as bad as rainbow dash
Butterflylover420: What? I know a Fluttershy as well and she's a very kind and loving friend! I'm sure you're mistaken, assuming the pony you're talking about is the same as the one I know.
PinkPartyPonyPinkie: the one i know is a hippie weeaboo slut who hangs out with a bunch of animals in a cabin in the woods
Butterflylover420: That sounds lovely, though. And what's wrong with helping out orphaned animals who need love and attention, you heartless bitch?
PinkPartyPonyPinkie: wait how did you know she helps out orphaned animals
PinkPartyPonyPinkie: fluttershy is that you O_O
*Butterflylover420 has left chat*
PinkPartyPonyPinkie: shit now ill never know
CMCSw33t13B3ll3: @PinkPartyPonyPinkie Wanna erp?
PinkPartyPonyPinkie: sure <3
>>28193288
This is legitimately one of my favorite threads on the board now.
>>28193292
>CMCSw33t13B3ll3: @PinkPartyPonyPinkie Wanna erp?
>PinkPartyPonyPinkie: sure <3
It is funny cause it is true
Why must there be so much shit flinging between everyone's favourite pony? It's all I see on this fucking board nowadays.
>>28193045
Because everyone claims their favorite is superior, and will go to great lengths in an attempt to convert everyone else to their mentality.
>>28193059
I don't claim my waifu is superior to everyone else, but I will go to great lengths to prove that Ponka is the absolute fucking worst.
>>28193080
>Pringle Pop
>worst
>not Cuntbow Trash
because I find that a smart and down-to-earth pony like her with hair matted up while going crazy and screaming in pleasure to be the hottest thing ever.Keep it cropped, obviously.
>>28193021
>Twilight
>Down to Earth
>>28193021
>down to earth
You've got the wrong pony, sir.
>>28193041
this.