What does /mlp/ have against anthros? And why can't we upload porn on /mlp/? This is retarded.
>>28180069
Anthros are rarely done well, most of the time it's uncanny valley shit.
>>28180069
Because Anthro is disgusting and this is a blue board. If you want porn, go to the trash board.
>>28180069
New fag pls
Also this >>28180095
jaded grizzled veteran Anon takes in an orphaned pony filly as apprentice
>"no mares no foals"
I remember liking that movie. I forgot its name though.
>>28179930
I feel as if I'd have to rewatch that movie to contribute anything to this thread, but... my filly of choice could never be trained to do something so crude like assassination!
>>28179930
Fuck OP I just watched that movie yesterday again.
How do you think Celestia would respond to being flirting? Do you think she would smile and graciously but firmly dismiss it as an older woman would to a young boy or do you think she wouldn't recognize the attempt at all and would simply confuse it with the praise she regularly receives?
>>28179923
She's smart, of course she would recognize flirting. She'd likely turn all suitors down however, due to being immortal/a princess.
No you dumb-dumbs she would get wetter than a Filipino during monsoon season and we fuck for hours straight in the royal fuckquarters.
>>28179923
I'm sure she's had many stallions and some mares flirt with her before.
Assignment: Come up with an episode pitch featuring Grogar and what type of character/backstory he would have.
Hard Mode:Don't take anything from Titanomachy.
>>28179871
I already did, but I'm not gonna copypasta it.
>>28179871
Plot Twist: It's the same Grogar that was banished from the G1 universe only to be set free by Glimmer's fucking with the space-time continuum, now the embodiment of the same void he was doomed to. Kind of like Exdeath from Final Fantasy V.
>>28180004
>DEEPEST LORE
I haven't watched this show since season 3, do the mane 6 have boyfriends yet?
Daily 'Spoonfeed me' thread is a go!
>>28179616
they're all going to stay virgins.
That is, until I take Pinkie Pie's cherry through forced rape.
>>28179616
No, they had a lesbian orgy in the S4 final and decided to become a touring band to teach the joys of lesbianism to mares all around Equestria
Which would you rather read tonight:
*a short story where a mare is magically held on the edge of orgasm by a villain until she is mindbroken into craving his cock in order to cum?
*or a short story where a little colt is bullied by a group of fillies who peg his ass and make a sissy out of him?
The one with the most replies will be posted later tonight.
>>28179499
The former.
>>28179499
How about a short story where a little colt is magically held on the edge of orgasm by a villain until he is mindbroken into craving his cock in order to cum?
You become Purple Smart and have to hide this fact from your new friends. What do?
Hard mode: no masturbation
>>28179392
Twilight Sparkle will lose her wings in the movie.
>>28179392
>Implying we have friends
>>28179401
Twilight Sparkle will lose her wings when she dies.
>Another pair of new writers
>Almost all cape
Are we gonna be an action show now?
https://twitter.com/otherland71/status/764168406446649344
>>28179042
Who the hell are they
>>28179055
Looks like one of the guys produced Napoleon Dynamite and they've worked on Transformers and a few Marvel shows.
>>28179057
That can only be bad news
>Be Anon in Equestria
>Twilight studies you to determine if there are any possible negative effects to your crossing over to another dimension.
>She concludes that for the time being you are stable, but warns you that you must not have sex with any mare until she can complete her study of your semen to determine was possible effects it may have on a mare.
>To make sure you behave yourself, she outfits you with a magical chastity belt, which you are unable to take off. She promises she will remove it when her studies are finished in a few days, and assures you that there is probably no negative effects to your semen, but "better safe than sorry, Anon."
>Unbeknownst to you and Twilight, Rarity and some of Ponyville's saucier mares have made a bet to see who can seduce Anon first.
>Rarity invites you to go swimming with her in a private pool.
>Arrive at pool wearing your chastity belt with swimming trunks over it and carrying a towel.
>See Rarity looking exactly like in this picture.
What do?
>>28178954
If she can get the belt off me, we can have at it. Hell with Twi's mad science
>>28178954
Keep stealing the semen sample so Twilight has to keep extracting more
>>28178954
>fuck Rarity
>Rarity blows up
the end
So what board did you call home before /mlp/ was made?
Itt: report in and post old memes
Faggot.
>>28178567
Found the newfag
>>28178560
/b/, but only at the start for like 6 or so months in 2008. Then I moved to /v/, it sucked ass and I hated 4chan completely, but then trolls managed to make /vp/ and i took home there. When the show was airing swarm of the century I visited /co/ after people spammed pone in /vp/ and all of 4chan.
Then /vp/ it went to shit after Bui came and it only got worse with gen 6 was out and I moved down to here completely after that.
Now I can never leave.
>inb4 cool blog
I want fluttershy to stick tail plugs up my bum
>>28178512
She probably has loads of experience on herself.
>>28178512
Sounds reasonable but would she do it just because you like it or to enable pet play?
I want fluttershy to plug my butt with her huge cock.
Do you even want this board to be about the show anymore?
Has it ever been?
>>28178321
Wait, is there a show?
is there a board??
Pony has fallen asleep on you. Wat do?
>>28178125
Scream into their ears as loud as I can, as suddenly as I can.
>>28178125
Snuggle, you fucking faggot
Gently finger cooch so that she has sweet dreams.
>hand my phone to my friends to show something
>they swipe after looking at it
>''hey anon what the hell with these pony photos''
>''uhh they're nothing, my sister's been watching cartoons on my phone I guess''
Anyone got close calls like this where they almost revealed their power levels?
>>28178106
This is why you hold onto your phone when showing someone something, fuckin nosey faggots
>>28178106
>being afraid to admit you watch a little girl's cartoon
are you fucking 15 or something?
>>28178106
>Not putting your pone in the private folder with a password.
Goddamn, this episode flared up the autism of this board. I haven't seen this much sperging out over an episode since Tanks For The Memories.
What is it about bluefast episodes that triggers this board so much?
Anything that portrays bluefast in a less than flattering light is guaranteed to set off her fan club. Just sigh and move along.
Because they can't handle RD being shown as the awful character that she is.
>metadiscussion
Fighting autism with cancer. Great.