I have a legitimate question, what would you give to go to equestria?

>>28193778
Why kill someone when transhumanism is just around the corner? You'll have all the time in the world to open a dimensional portal.

>>28193791
Assuming they even exist. I think virtual simulations are a better way to go. Of course, if kt DOES exist, it would be preferable

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>>28193778
i don't have much but if it worked i would sacrifice someone for satan to go there

>>28193799
If the Multiverse theory holds true (which I don't see why it wouldn't), an Equestria that adheres to the show, with versions where there is so Twilicorn, WITH versions that fit into every fanfic and headcanon ever made, MUST exist.

>>28193803
What if Satan asked you to kill 5 people, would you do that?

>>28193778
everything

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>>28193820
i dunno if i could pull that off. that's a lot of homeless people and unwanted children to kidnap.

>>28193820
fuck yeah

Id give up my life here. My family loves me, but I could go pretty easily. Army doesn't give a shit about me either

>>28193816
I'm aware of that mate, but there's not actually any evidence for it. There's no reason it couldn't, but not really anything to say it does, when other explanations exist.

>>28193820
I've already killed five, nigga. Where's my portal.

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>>28193854
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>>28193829
What if you were asked to kill 50 people? And would your waifu love the heartless person that you are.

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>>28193865
brah, i'd abort 50 fetuses and turn them into a milkshake for him if that floats your boat, tickles your pickle, or rocks your dock.

>>28193844
Some scrutiny of the Cosmic Microwave Background found certain irregularities that points to gravitational interaction with another universe, this was in the last decade

http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/news/uk_news/Science/article1261602.ece

It's yet to be peer reviewed, but ignore the "pay to see" shit on the link, you just need to see the picture to see what I'm talking about

>>28193890
Where would you draw a limit, how many people would you kill to get your utopia?

>>28193895
Are you like masturbating to this thread? Jesus what's wrong with you asking to kill people in a board about ponies.
You should get back to homework.

>>28193895
I'd run for President, win, and bomb the entire world into dust if it meant I could go to Equestria for 3 minutes.

>>28193916
Fuck you, I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to jack off on Celestia's shadow

>>28193778
>arrive in equestria
>twilight finds you
>"Oh, another youman. Luckily I know exactly how to send you back"
>twilight charges her horn
NO WAIT---

>>28193929
After you get them fixed, r-right?

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>>28193778
nothing because I realize it would suck. it's like meeting your idol. it never meets your expectations. now you're stuck in another dimension and you hate it

>>28193970
NO

>>28193929
Yesterday I was watching Discovery, and it showed a vet gelding some alpacas. And they had to show a closeup of his balls getting injected and then sliced off.

Poor thing was screaming in pain. I turned it off after that.

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>>28193984
nothing beats having sex with a talking horse and watching her birth a half-man half-horse homunculus months later.

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>>28194012
I assumed you'd be a pony when you got there. being a human in equestria would make things a million times worse. celestia runs a tight anti-marxist anti-multicultural pro-racial-purity system in equestria

Actually... it doesn't sound as bad as I thought

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>>28193778
To get a restart as a cute little colt during the time of season 1, I would gladly leave everyone and everything in my life behind, and even lead them to believe I did something terrible and make them hate me. Actually hurting someone is too much, though.

>>28194032
Just for that I will detatch my prostate and swing my exposed testicles like little speedbags while ejaculating blood and unidentifiable infected fluids on Celestia's shadow

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>>28194050
>To get a restart as a cute little colt during the time of season 1,
you want to experience discord's reign? and then Tirek's reign?

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>>28193865
I'm already a demon.

>>28193984
>going to Equestria would suck
>getting the job of your dream, whether it be something mundane to being an adventurer would suck
>meeting your waifu would suck
>making friend with the ponies would suck
>getting visited constantly in the hospital by your numerous, supportive and loving friends whenever you get hurt would suck
>watching your friends develop and grow in many different ways, all in front of your eyes would suck
>meeting the rulers of the Equestria because they want to make sure you aren't malicious would suck
>getting the royal treatment for a few days would suck
>the two pony princesses confiding in you, one of the only creatures that don't think of them as goddesses, would suck
>living a comfy life would suck
>eventually finding a pony who loved you and you loved back would suck
>getting married to said pony would suck
>watching them bounce with joy on you wedding day would suck
>watching that joy increase when the two rulers come to your wedding would suck
>exchanging vows and sharing a kiss with your beloved would suck
>adopting foals, or even having your own would suck
>growing old with your spouse would suck
>watching your children grow into healthy, strong, intelligent and ambitious creatures would suck
>realizing that it can never happen would suck

>>28194076
Sure. I want to experience childhood with the CMC, and they're getting pretty close to adulthood, at this point.

>>28193778
I would be willing to give up all my possessions to go to Equestria. Murder? I feel prepared to do it if it were necessary.

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>>28194116
>implying any of this would happen, thought possible
>implying you can't do any of this in real life, so why don't you just stop being a pathetic loser beta cuck and just settle down in small town america and do the exact same shit minus the royalty part

>>28193778
A few hundred dollars

>>28193778
Id stick the sharpest, most painful object available into my ass. Id murder 15 babies. Id fuck over millions of people through internet scams. Id climb the highest mountain and jump off
For I know, id never get there. I can keep trying, but the end result would ALWAYS be the ame. We were not meant for Equestria. We are too human. Humanity. Its our greatest weakness as a species. Our drive for greed, bids for power, everything wrong with humanity is in our nature. We are not pure enough to go to the land of Equestria. Even the happy few who have soul of silver and hearts of gold, for deep within their hearts of golden metal is hidden a spot of blackened steel, known as human instinct.
The only way to go there, is to be reborn there. If that means suicide then o be it. My afterlife will be sinless, my steel gone from my heart. But only if I am born anew in their world. Not ours.
See you all on the other side, gents. Its been fun.

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>>28194157
>thinking there'd be peace on Earth long enough for you to grow old

>>28194212
Is this a suicide letter, Anon?

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>>28194157

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>>28194116
>not marrying the two rules
ONE JOB

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>>28194302
i'm still amazed that picture is being used 4 years after I made it.

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>>28194364
GJ.

>>28193778

Everything, my body, my soul, all the days I have to live for 1 hour in Equestria

>>28193820

Without doubt, old people desire to die

>>28193895

My limit is how much a single man can kill, if I have to design a nuke I will

>>28193799
According to theoretical physicist Michio Kaku, this is the bare minimum you would need to even be able to make a pinprick sized portal to a parallel universe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWHC081B_Do

>>28193892
nice to see that we're using actual science to try to meet mini colorful horses. if it were true though, would that mean we'd all see each other in the same Equestria universe?

I'd hijack a plane

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>>28193912
I'm just trying to learn how far people would go to obtain their goals of hanging out with their waifus.

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There are many things that I would do to go to Equestria, but I would allow none of them to destroy the principals I hold because if I lose sight of those I will have failed and don't deserve anything great, I would pay all my money, disappear from my old life and try to find loopholes, but how can anyone/pony love me if I don't love myself.

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>>28193890
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>>28194702
What if everyone in Equestria knew what you did to get there?

>>28193778
I'd give up all worldly possessions, memories, etcetera because I wouldn't need them anyways.

Killing someone else would be pointlessly selfish.

>>28193778
>would you give up everything you have and know?

Everything I have is nothing and all I know is misery. So, yes.

As for killing somebody idk...it would be a really tough choice if I was required to kill some innocent person not of my choosing, but I could live with killing someone I felt was a scumbag

>>28193778
I don't think I'm willing to murder someone to get to Equestria, I'm sure my waifu wouldn't like that.

>>28194974
I don't care, I just want to be there.

>>28193778
I'd eat the Earth's Sun to send a rainy weekend there.

>>28194249
This fucker gets it

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>>28193895
I'd turn the earth's crust into a glass parking lot and the atmosphere an unlivable deluge of nuclear fallout if it meant I could go to Equestria and tell my waifu that she's pretty.

You guys really... really... really want to go to Equestria.

>>28193778
Yes and yes. So can I go now?

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>>28193778
I would give everything and more.

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>>28197118
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>>28196056
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>>28194713
>>28194702
>>28194677
>>28194212
>>28194134
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>>28193854
Is this what you wanted? Was everything you compromised, everything you sacrificed worth it? All the lives of people with dreams and goals extinguished because because you wanted more.

>>28194842
No, you will find yourself in a version of equestria that lines up with you very specific personal beliefs. I do not say this mockingly, this is what I truly believe personally.
This is my religion.
Fuck god, fuck jesus, fuck muhamed, fuck allah.
Praise Celestia and Luna.

>>28193816
multiverse theory is a shit meme.

>>28197540
Yes it was.

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>>28197703
Goodness, you are evil.

>>28197691
It really is, when used with this topic.
Even if the character you like is out there somewhere, as a living person/pony with their own mind and life, you know you'll never ever meet her. Thinking about this is a waste of time, when you could be exercising your imagination, making a tulpa, or finding a waifu philosophy that works for you without the need for focused escapism.

>>28193778
>Kill someone
No

>Give up everything you have and know
Yes