Fluttershy wants to hang out with you.
Do you accept it and if so where do you take her?
>>28984806
Of course I do.
The wildlife sanctuary.
>>28984806
i take her to a deep, dark forest where there's only two of us and noone can hear her and thentickle her
>>28984806
Yes I accept.
My place so we can marathon mlp of course.
Rainbow Dash invites you to a video game session. She ask you two questions.
Should she invite scootaloo?
What video game should both of you play?
>>28984619
>Should she invite scootaloo?
Yes
>What video game should both of you play?
Banned from Equestria Daily
sure.
Time splitters 2.
Ye
and Underage Panty Quest 49
Why is Glimmer of the Glam not your waifu, /mlp/?
>>28984091
Because she is not perfection
>>28984091
Because Pinkie Pie is.
>>28984091
But she is.
Now please delete this thread.
why do ponies look so stupid from this angle?
>>28983792
have you even viewed an actual horse from that angle? they look just as stupid in real life
>>28983792
speedest pony around
>>28983792
Because flash is such a gimped animation tool there's no shading on the characters
0 depth of field on a front facing character we often see sideways looks stupid
Why is she so perfect?
>>28983509
Because she commands the moon.
>>28983509
I want to grope Lyra.
>>28983509
I want to have three with them.
>>28983454
Shut up, Lee Goldson.
>>28983454
But I don't want to be a pirate!
>>28983463
>filename
what
how r horses attractive to u people?
>>28982778
They are nicer than any human I have ever met.
Also they look very huggable.
10/10 virgin forever
>>28982778
I personally dont find real horses attractive, but the pony r34 is sum goooooooood shit.
>>28982778
How are horses not attractive to you, OP?
mlem
mlem
Oh my god, this is actually happening.
I'm in.
I am sick of all this talk of a dead fandom. So I'm ready to make a difference.
I've been pitching ideas for an RPG game with Twilight and Shining Armor, as monster slayers of Equestria. An idea inspired from the comic series.
In order not to be fucked by Hasjews enormous moneycock, the game's characters should only bear a 'mild likeness' to the actual characters of MLP. Plus, I'd rather make Cuck Armor into a cooler-looking warrior character.
Yes, this means they are human characters. Nohooves-fags, BTFO.
Now, as far as graphics, I'd like to see something unique. A top-down RPG, but with 3D shading. Similar to the 3D sidescrollers that are gaining popularity. Instead of seeing straight down, you are looking at the character from a slight angle, so you can see with more depth.
As far as the combat, I want a flashy, well-animated turn-based combat system. Kinda like Final Fantasy. I feel like this has a lot of potential in a magical world like Equestria.
I'm looking for feedback, artists, and programmers to help me out with this. Make Equestria Great Again.
So you want a turn based Landstalker.
So you want people to make a game about your idea?
Fuck off
>>28982363
Unsure what Landstalker is.
>>28982365
That'd a dickish thing to do, if I weren't planning on doing anything to help at all.
Winter is Coming edition...
>What the fuck is a Thingpone
John Carpenter's The Thing, but a pony and (mostly) docile. Anon's waifu or housepet.
The Thing is a fucking killing machine and only exists to assimilate other living beings and turn them into vomit-inducing atrocities like itself
You might as well be trying to make friends with a Necromorph. You'll achieve the same result with your body being twisted and reshaped into a fucking monster.
>>28982266
Stop trying to revive dead generals. They're dead for a reason.
Thingpone best pone
>>28982316
pic related
Who's a big boy? You are! You're my special boy. Soon you're going to be big boy walking and big boy talking and then eventually you're gonna go to big boy school. So many things son you're gonna be doing so many things in big boy school. Maybe you'll play some big boy hoofball, or maybe you'll be in the big boy chess club. I can't imagine the things that you're going to do in big boy school. And then eventually you're going to graduate big boy school, you've made your friends and now its time to move on to big boy college. Maybe you'll have a big boy marefriend or a big boy coltfriend, I'm not one to judge son, I don't care if you sexually identify as a tractor you can do whatever your big boy mind desires son. And then you're going to graduate from big boy college son, and now this is important, you're gonna come back and you're gonna live with us. That's a given son, i have no doubt that you're gonna come back and live with us because of all the big boy debt that you've accrued. But its no problem son, big boy debt is easily solvable with such a lovable family like ours..
>>28982251
But maybe one day other mom and I die. Maybe one day we have a other mom and I death. But that's just one of the many things in the realm of possibility son. We know that you're gonna live with us for a little bit but you're gonna get a job with your big boy college degree. You're gonna get a big boy job and then you're going to be a big boy working in a big, big world son. You're gonna be a cog. You're going to be a big boy cog in a big boy corporate machine working a nine to five slowly grinding away into dust son. You're going to become dust. Dust is the end. Death is what awaits us at the end of this long long journey son there is no reward. There is nothing for us at the end just death. What do you thing what'd you think there's something at the end? I have no doubt that we eventually die and wither away into dust. Nothing remains for us son. Everything is just an endless fucking void, and that's it. You gotta live your life son, you gotta, because at the end of this road son, there's only death. Big boy death.
Nihilism is shit tier philosophy.
>>28982264
Because it sees everything for what it is, ultimately. Pointless.
It's an ugly truth, which makes it understandable why you'd like to reject it.
twilicane
>>28981879
For my bunghole hehehehe
Put the horses in the bag, or i kill your waifu.
>>28981857
People aren't even trying anymore win this shit.
>>28981857
If dubs I killed her myself to keep her away from you forever and to keep the other Anons' waifus safe!
>>28981880
Duck off mobile gag.
>2010+6
>Still watching a show for 8 year old girls
>Shiggy Diggy
>>28981518
Shut up, Lee.
>>28981529
>>28981529
the pedo stache really drives it all home
I want scantily clad EqG Glemglum to straddle my cock until it gets so hard that it feels like it's about to burst open in a spray of blood.
>>28981177
I want to shift click this shitposting thread.
delete glimmerfag threads