Thingpone Thread

The Thing is a fucking killing machine and only exists to assimilate other living beings and turn them into vomit-inducing atrocities like itself

You might as well be trying to make friends with a Necromorph. You'll achieve the same result with your body being twisted and reshaped into a fucking monster.

>>28982266
Stop trying to revive dead generals. They're dead for a reason.

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Thingpone best pone

>>28982316
pic related

>>28982329
It's not a revival attempt. Every once in a while a thing phone thread shows up. An occasional thread is different than trying to bring it back as a recurring general.

"Thingpone" is no longer allowed on /mlp/.
This thread will be pruned.

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>>28983004

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>>28982316
Stop resisting, Anon.

>>28982266
Good to see you again thingpone thread

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Alright, I stayed out of the last thread, but you people fucking disgust me. You don't talk to the Thing. You don't touch the Thing. You don't FUCK the Thing.

You do only one thing: You BURN it.

No compromises, no weakness, no hesitation, no uncertainty. The Thing represents the end of life, civilization and, possibly, the galaxy. We don't know where it came from or why; we only know what it does and what it wants, and it will never treat you as anything more than meat.

This isn't about waifus, this isn't about subverting human ignorance and finding love in something strange, IT IS THE THING. The struggle against something so utterly and terrifying inhuman and alien. Burning it is the only acceptable answer.

You don't even know what it truly is thinking. How can you trust a shapeshifter? You can't. It will always be planning something. Always be plotting. All it desires is assimilation and it will manipulate the emotions of those around it to get what it wants. You DON"T. FUCK. THE THING.

So, you're in Equestria, suddenly Thingpone, what do?

THE ANSWER IS YOU FUCKING BURN IT.

Anything other than that and you get what you fucking deserve when it shoots a tentacle into your throat and tears it out while raping your spine and eyeballs.

>>28984201
We missed you too macie.

>>28982316
Yeah, pretty much.

http://pastebin.com/wmFEga21

I had to stop reading Blossomthing because I'm too worried about everyone in it.

>>28984492
I had to stop reading cuz updates take forever, and I want to have a little buffer for bored nights.

Here, have some more Thingy greens...

http://pastebin.com/Qp6MBcLh

>>28982316
>tfw no necromorph pony gf

>>28984550
Yeah, you're right. They do take for ever. I'm the author, I have been wanting to write more for a while. Believe it or not the end of computer engineering graduate school doesn't give you much time for writing shit. Got my last project to do this weekend but then all I got are exams. If I am worth anything as a writefag i'll write a lot during winter break. Feel free to ask me any questions about my shitty story.

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>>28982266
Having sexual intercourse with an H.P. Lovecraftian eldritch god that can turn itself inside out and take any shape and any form as it pleases your cock because muh waifu a girl.

Yeah, uh, no.

>>28985314
Thank ya

>>28985997
don't be a coward

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Is she a parasite or a symbiote?

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>>28984201
i found this in my old laptop. thought you might like it, mac.

>>28985443
>take pony gf
>throw partway into wood chipper
>stick dismembered limbs into different spots.

There you go, almost the same effect, only she'll be a little too dead to try to rip your head off while stabbing and slashing you a hundred times

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SeLVes wiLl huG pArrRtss

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>>28988779
Alright ya dummy, let me break it down for you.
Any idiot can go out and find a gf, it's really not that hard unless you have autism.
But the real journey is in the conquest. Which is why screwing some random bar skank isn't as good as maybe fucking a princess. One has bragging rights, and the other comes with several STDs.
The conquest in getting a necromorph pony gf is in tht you'd have to capture, tame, and domesticate her so she could act normally. You'd be taking a monster that would kill you, and turning it into a housewaifu. That would say a lot about how badass you are.

>>28989320
Weeks, I have to confess that I never thought of it in those terms before now. Bravo.

So what brings you to magical talking technicolor equine beta cuck land anyhow?

>>28989734
I'm into horsepussy but not into beastiality, that's why I'm here

>>28989829
>I'm into horsepussy but not into beastiality
>I'm into horsepussy
>not into beastiality
Get out.