Resurrecting like mech-anon edition
Original prompt:
>"Uhhmm... Anon?"
>"You know I kind like.. heard that you watch my little pony and ummm... you know, I-I really like it too!"
>"B-but I'm too embarrassed to tell my friends."
>"S-so I was wondering if we could watch it together, only i-if you don't mind"
How do you reply?
Sea Urchin's Mechanon http://pastebin.com/iUagqiix
>>28976542
>robit filly
>>28976542
Do we remember our mission?
>>28976892
To become "cool", which means we must become "MLP"
I'm going to be writing a persuasive essay about pone. What should it be about?
>>29016644
How Meghan killed the show and Haber spit on its corpse.
>>29016644
Why and how to avoid getting on the ride at all costs.
Do you really want to share our curse with others.
>>29016644
The superiority of the ponut.
http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT
>>29012621
Post sheets
>>29012635
http://pastebin.com/p1dtY3qj
>>29012635
http://pastebin.com/w7XgTUwD
Are any of them virgins? I don't think so..
>>29009551
All in your perspective.
>>29009551
Twilight. Too much time studying and being Celestia's bitch. And not sure about Flutters, does having sex with her animals count?
>>29009551
Nice ellipses, faggot.
Fluffy mares.
I just realized that this film will be the only traditionally animated film produced in North America to be theatrically released next year. Would it be fair to predict a $30 Mill budget? Any other predictions?
>>29006549
https://wikileaks.org/sony/emails/emailid/157907
>>29006549
Where you get that pic from?
>>29006565
The Russian leak.
So EQG Pinkie lives in Ponyville? And they routinely swap lives?
>>29006390
Makes sense
>>29006390
Yes, and its fucked up that no one notices.
>>29006390
explains why pinkie is a full retard in some episodes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgqBxbs-eUI&t=225s
KP finally came out of hiding to answer some emails. Thoughts?
>>29004762
I can't stand analysts. But wouldn't mind hearing if anything interesting is said.
Can someone take a bullet and watch it and summarize it?
>>29004762
Is it wrong that every time I see her that I want a tit/blow from my dads cousin while having three with her two daughters?
>>29004975
I'm sorry anon, I tried. Oh how I tried. After the first 2 minutes however I really did want to take a bullet, shit's beyond cringy.
I'll start
>Lol Lyra hands xD
>>29001923
Gamer Luna.
Sock ponies.
Fluttershy being a good pony.
>>29001923
>no hooves
>>29001926
>Sock ponies.
it is clop b8, not a meme.
Deepibooru stated in September they can no longer accept such content, loli/shota EQG AND Anthro foalcon, since it goes against french laws.
Recently someone reported an artist who draws that, giving his info to the authorities.
So it worked! and a couple of hours ago the police have began a search, and are now questioning him on his motives about drawing cartoon pornography.
As a reminder, a producer of such content in france, if convicted faces up to seven years and €100,000 file, with mandatory psychiatric follow-up.
What will the outcome be for this guy? Guilty or not guilty?
All he has to do is tell them he's a Muslim and they'll let him go.
Not even regarding how fucking bafflingly retarded that French law is,
>The powertripping faggot mods of Derpibooru are now """"accidentally"""" doxxing and reporting to the police people who draw things they don't like
WHEN
WILL
IT
END?
FUCK THIS GAY FANDOM
If Darkdoomer gets convicted, I want to see riots.
>friendly reminder e621 allows peodshit
Is this inevitable?
No trust me it's not going to happen, they realized the bscklash that came from princess twiggles
hopefully
>>28998198
What would she be the princess of?
Sociopathy?
Spousal Abuse?
Shit Characters?
>>28998198
Yeah.
You'll be a cocksucking /r/4channer today and you'll still be one tomorrow.
I've noticed over the past year or 2 that these two have become the biggest talking points in the fandom. The other characters are still discussed sure, but almost all the big arguments, fan content, theories, etc all involve Sunset and Starlight nowadays. As someone who is neutral on them, how did it get this way? Is it just because they're new fresh faces or is there something else to them?
>>28994078
Shitposting.
>>28994078
>biggest shitposters
there, all better.
One is woobie waifu bait and one is a shitty OC. You decide which is which.
Let's play a game, /mlp/! I'm sorry for being gone so long.
If you don't know what's happening, catch up here (if it's not ded): https://www.anonpone.com/tragic/
>>28979670
anonpone is down Inept. But glad to have you back ^.^
>>28979670
Last time, Holiday Special returned to the inn to see if the innkeeper's kindhearted daughter left any way of contacting her during the day, when she and most other townsfolk would be asleep. Imagine Holiday's relief (and surprise) when she found not only a note, but also a plate of the bat mare's namesake dessert, ready and waiting for Holiday! The brownies were cold, but otherwise quite tasty, and the note simply said to wake Brownie up if Holiday needed anything. So, Holiday did just that, presenting the pajamaed bat with the scarf Holiday had bought her and asking if Brownie would like to get together over a cup of coffee.
Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your point of view), the slightly ditzy bat misinterpreted Holiday's gift and request as an invitation to a date! Uncertain yet willing, Brownie agreed, inviting Holiday to accompany her in such fun dating activities as discussing the validity of later expansion Pockepon designs, having heated boop battles, and... I forget what else. It's been awhile since the last thread. Oh, well. At least the coffee is just about ready.
Day 6
1:25 PM
HP: 100%
MP: 100%
Bits: 41
Inventory: 1 apple core, 1 town hall key, 1 Twilight's record, 1 divining stick, 1 looking glass
Status: Cautiously optimistic
This is where your quest continues...
>>28979743
Drink some of that coffee and try to sit next to brownie instead of across from her. Operation snuggling will commence.
Inventory & Spells: http://pastebin.com/D5PzFgGv
Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/coltquest/
Discord: https://discord.gg/tpXEvSn
Previous Thread...
>The party goes to the Red Stripe Bar
>Loupe is sent in to try and attract the kidnappers.
>Loupe leaves the bar and is followed by some ruffians.
>Nishan, Emerald, and Ruby converge on Loupe, but she has already handled things by the time they get there by freezing them in place with some sort of foam bomb.
>The group interrogates the kidnappers, and finds out where they took Joyride and the other ponies.
>The party stakes out the hideout, and eventually breaks in by distracting the only guard there.
>Once inside, the group finds what appears to be a fight going on between the kidnapper zebras and what the others assume is Joyride and the other ponies.
Continued in the next post...
>>28961264
Emerald pulls out some of his potions, and seeing this Loupe does the same. Nishan takes out one of what Emerald thinks is her collapsable spears, but when it extends it's just a staff. Ruby unsheathes her knife, and begins to look at the enemy zebras wearily.
Emerald calls for the attack, and he and Loupe begin to start lobbing there potions out. Emearld tosses what sticky potions he has, and manages to strike a group of two zebra. The other potions shatters near the box, and the last one goes high and smashes into the wall. Loupe has just about as much luck. She aims for a nearest zebra and incases him full in foam.
Emerald and the rest charge in, but by this point the other zebras, including Dejen, see the attackers. Suddenly there is a smash and the room is filled high with smoke.
Emerald can't see anything, but does spot the flashes of spells or potions, and the din of combat.
What does Emerald do?
>>28961264
>>28961306
isn't it about time your art finally got at least a little bit better? i mean, how long have you been doing this now?
>>28961332
Who knows. I'm no artist.
So, if I cum inside a crystal pony, can I see my semen slushing in them?
>>29001139
You could even see a little draconequus inside Fluttershy
>>29001139
Your semen would be rendered invisible by the same magic that makes food they're digesting invisible.
>>29001145
1 time is funny, 2 times is fucking annoying.
Everytime after that is just a show of autistic dedication.