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>>28993958
FiM Brotherhood Twilight > FiM Twilight
>>28993958
Earth Pony Scientist Twilight > Actual Shit > Twilight
So what happens if a qt pegasus gives birth to a disgusting earth pony or a snobbish unicorn up in Cloudsdale? Is there a net emplacement up there to catch it? What holds up the net; it's not a cloud. Or does a nurse grab the foal and someone has to carry it down to the ground? Or do all the ponies just let Darwinism take it's course?
I'd imagine they wouldn't have just clouds for a hospital. The foals would probably be light enough to stay on the clouds somehow anyways.
I imagine a Spartan situation, they take the newborn to some rocks and leave them there to die.
Alternatively, they could be sent to some kind of orphanarium on the ground.
Defective foals get taken to the Rainbow Factory so they don't contaminate the gene pool.
ITT we post things we wish weren't dead.
>Blood anon stories
>Socrates in equestria
>Clopfic heroku
The show
>>28993816
Sometimes dead is better than an eternal general.
>MSLuna
>/mlp/VN (or Smutty in general)
>Poneh autistic cyoas
>>28993822
I laughed.
milky
good night /mlp/
>>28993380
sleep tight poner
Kill yourself.
>>28993380
Its the middle ages and you are tasked with assembling an army organizing the conquest of Equestria! How will you fight against the magical equines?
Do what we always do to witches.
>>28993087
How about we win the fight against OP's faggotry first.
>>28993087
You've gotta set this up better. It needs to have more thought if you're looking to have a green or discussion thread.
Daily reminder that Garble did nothing wrong
WHY HASN'T ANYONE DRAWN GARBLE GETTING FUCKED BY THAT GIANT FAGGOT DRAGON YET
>>28991911
Dude that's gay
Neither did Prince Blueblood.
Does /mlp/ read the chapter books?
Are there any of them in particular you like or hate? How do you think they compare to the comics, fanfiction, and episodes on average?
>>28989993
Journal of the Two Sisters and Elements of Harmony are top-notch. Haven't read many others.
Better than comics, slightly worse than fanfiction, worse than the show.
>>28989993
>Sunset Shimmer's time to shine
>Implying it isn't always her time to shine
>>28990004
Those two in particular look great in print too. Sucks that we'll probably never see something like those in the show though. Then again it may be a better thing to be explored in book form since they can go into more detail.
Give me a good reason /mlp/ should be a red board.
I gave some entertainment to the idea prior to /trash/ mostly because mlp porn wasn't allowed anywhere on 4chan, not even >no hooves but at the same time no similar board allows porn. You can't post porn on /co/.
Now with trash there is literally no excuse
>>28989771
casual porn
>>28989771
I agree with this sentiment
All the debates existed before /trash/
Are robo waifus the wave of the future?
I wanna put my gear in her rear if ya get what I mean
>>28989279
I don't follow
>>28989277
>you will be 50 when the firsts pony sex robots are produced
Amazing, I just hope WW3 doesnt explode
I mean it this time - I can't stay up too late cause I have stuff to do, but throw me some quick requests - same rules as always, under 30 seconds unless you get dubs then I'll do up to a few minutes or so. I'm mostly just testing my new mic so, try to make me whisper some sexy things.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s063jPeFVyvz
I probably won't be on more than an hour but don't hold me to that.
obligatory bump
I guess posting at 5am was not the best idea
>>28988763
The board's pretty dead at this time
>You did it
>You finally got a job in Equestria
>They even said you were the "perfect fit" for the task
>You've been hiired to revive the snorefest known as the Equestrian Wrestling Federation, by writing compelling storylines for it
So, what do you do?
>>28988757
>rape
Storyline
>>28988757
Ah was raped by mah Pa mah Uncles an mah Cousins for loosin a pie eating contest! So now ah have ta rape everypony ah compete against! Ah am the Banged Mare!
>>28988785
So, she's basically Bray Wyatt?
Rainbow Dash is a pure Christian mare. She would never have sexual intercourse with more than one pony.
>>28988338
She seems like that kind of girl who seems very independent and firm in their beliefs but turns into an obsessed fangirl whose panties fall faster than Faust's career when she meets her senpai.
Decent waifu though 8/10
>>28988338
>he finally admits she's taken the D
>still backpedals to defend a single partner
The cracks are spreading, NRDT. If you give in now, it'll all come shattering down upon you.
Soon it will be "oh, it was only ten cocks," "oh, it was only a hundred." Then you'll be defending that she's never done anal or had sex outside of the missionary position.
Seek help now before you lose the last of your sanity.
>>28988338
>implying she has sexual intercourse with ponies
Post your waifu and say something nice about the one above.
Pinkiefag here.
>>28987824
The Ponks brings joy to everyone no matter who is, thank Ponks for existing.
>>28987843
Rarity is a very good pony, and all the hate she gets is just a meme.
>>28987851
Rainbow Dash is definitely a qt3.14
Merry Christmas! Give us a kiss!
Nahh, take this
http://fav.me/daqgtsy
>>28987278
>>28987420
We were expecting the pressing of thine lips to ours, but this is infinitely better!!
>Why must you hide privet Ahnon? In order to survive next Great War, whole family must be trained in combat
What will you do?
>>28987005
Trixie, little Misha cant even walk.
>>28987005
This what happens if you don't train Trixie.
>>28987029
>Misha will be dead when enemy come to family, unless she learn fighting with rest of family.