>"Trixie's not like those other mares here."
>"Yes, Trixie's saving up for medical school."
>>29000817
Da, comrade trix
>>29000817
Ah, spying for Kremlin I see. You are loyal agent, Trixie
>>29000817
please sit on my face
I literally can't get any harder if I tried. Fuck this is sexy. Damn it Hasbro my dick hurts!
>>29000237
Good taste OP.
>>29000237
They know what they're doing.
>>29000237
Patrician taste.
>>28999999
or
>>29000000
get wins a peek at my supple boobies
>>29000001
Roleplaying.
>>29000001
swing and a miss
>>29000001
>8 minutes ago
>only a dozen replies
I'm genuinely saddened
FACT: booping a pony on their muzzle with your penis is actually quite disrespectful and in some cases might qualify as sexual assault. However, do note that even though the pony will likely scrunch at such an action, that in itself does not immediately show their disapproval; scrunching is an automated defensive response the pony makes when it is stressed. The best course of action one can take when booping a pony in such a manner would be to gently continue doing so until the pony verbally rebukes your efforts. Take care not to continue booping the pony while it is speaking or else you may inadvertently slip your genitalia into their mouth. Should this occur, immediately cease movement and examine the pony's expression. If it appears scared or unsure of what to do about its current predicament, or if the pony is wide-eyed and/or blushing, slowly glide your penis in and out of the pony's mouth to reassure them everything will be alright. If, however, the pony appears angry or bares its teeth, immediately withdraw your penis and forcefully slap the pony in the forehead with it. This "mushroom stamping" maneuver is to assert your dominance and draw the pony's attention to your face rather to your endangered sexual organ.
>rape
>>28999854
Still fucking hot though.
They will be nothing more than a pair of lackies, will they?
But we saw how chill and handy Snails can be.
>>28999722
Of course.
We can't have good male characters in MLP, you know that.
>>28999806
Jim Miller literally said that if you wanted good male characters, FiM isn't a show for you.
Can magic really have no explanation in the show?
>>28999717
I mean you only need to give minimal explanation.
What's to get?
Magic has limits in this world.
Unicorns can only learn 3 spells. Usually based on their job.
Ponies will eventually be killed by the forest.
Pretty balanced world desu.
>>28999717
Nanotechnology headcanon master race here
>>28999794
>Unicorns can only learn 3 spells
What.
>>28999717
Nanomachines son.
But being serious its better this way than trying to bend every single instance of magic around a single explanation. Is fucking magic and thats it works easier.
>Cheerilee bumbles awake one day after pity-fucking some virgin
>Sees cutie mark
>It means her special talent is deflowering people
>'Uhh... Maybe I'll become a teacher instead.'
>>28999621
>Implying she didn't do it to get a fresh batch of virgins every year.
She takes penis inspection day to a whole new level.
You guys think your lives suck? I'm trying to get into the military, and despite being more than qualified, they won't take me, so I'm stuck in a dead-end job cleaning up a small town in the middle of nowhere. Then there's my so-called friends, who haven't really been helping with anything.
The first one is this shy beta bitch who I swear is a stoner. She's really into animals, but everything else scares her. She's so fucking quiet, and she's constantly apologizing for some shit.
Then there's this inbred hick farmer who lives on the outskirts of town. She's always saying she's better than me at everything, and she's always challenging me to some bullshit competitions to prove it.
There's also this stuck-up fashion designer who talks like she's from the fucking '30s. She's always bitching and she couldn't be more dramatic if she tried. She's obsessed with her looks, too, and she's always making me try on her next stupid dress.
And then there's some weirdo crackhead bitch who just doesn't know when to shut up. I honestly have no idea what the hell goes through her mind.
But the worst has to be this nerdy bitch who moved in from out of town recently. She really puts the “smart” in “smartass,” and she's constantly reading or some shit. Not to mention that she's always dragging me and the others along on dangerous errands, which often end with us taken out of the picture while she pulls a solution out of her ass, and we don't even get as much as noticed while she takes all the fucking glory.
As if that weren't bad enough, I’ve got this little kid stalking me and shit and apparently she thinks I'm a fucking superhero. She always hangs out with these two other girls who are constantly getting themselves hurt.
And I only put up with all this shit because I have no other choice. I swear, the only thing keeping me from putting a bullet through my fucking head at this point is the fact that I'm the fastest flyer in Equestria.
I almost reported this thread before I realized what you were doing.
>>28999500
wtf I hate Rainbow Dash now
This is too gritty for me
I like fimfamfilosophy's simple rainbow dash
And gregs voice
Ooh baby oh baby oh baby oh baby oh baby
Rarity and Pinkie Pie in a Target extravaganza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2jXpbS3TJo
>>28999180
>hasbro merch
>>28999180
I wonder if they have this size?
>>28999195
Could be.
What's Mikey staring at?
Twilight Sparkle.
Starlight Glimmer.
Sunset Shimmer.
What do these have in common? Light. Light is a metaphor for magic. And all of these ponies' magic, however powerful they are, are nothing compared to the light of the moon—Luna—or especially the light of the sun—Celestia. And while the moon is so much dimmer than the sun, it can still eclipse the sun, as Luna eclipsed her sister a thousand years ago.
But if light symbolises magic and friendship is magic, then Celestia's blazing sun corresponds to the blazing magic of friendship, the friendship that illuminates the world.
And then Chrysalis came along, powered by Shining Armor's love for his bride, and overpowered Celestia herself.
Is not love then magic far more powerful than friendship can ever be?
Is the message not then that love is greater than friendship?
>>28999139
and Celestia will guide them.
>>28999139
There names are references to order, specifically the order of light in the day. That order is also followed in the order of being students. Sunset was a student before Twilight and Starlight a student after Twilight which matches their order exactly. To follow this theme, Twilight would either have a second studentor Starlight if she became an Alicornabout either midnight or dawn; depending on how you want to interpret the name "Starlight".
>>28999253
Interestingly, Starlight was intended to be named Aurora Glimmer but had to be changed because of copyright.
How do we fix Discord? Do you agree with that one DWK video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6ZcupqrIWE
Even making him an actual couple with Fluttershy wouldn't do shit for him because Fluttershy isn't making him change, she's making excuses. So meme or no, that still leaves him as an eye-roll tier character. He was even shit in the finale and only did it for selfish reasons. What can be done?
>>28999083
Being a father has changed many people for the better anon, I'm confident it will be the same with Discord.
>>28999106
Even if that were the case, no it does not. Making a shitty person a father just makes them a shitty father. Don't rely on another life to improve yourself.
>>28999083
>selfish reasons
Everybody does everything thinking about themselves.
Even helping others you'll be doing it to feels better with yourself.grow up kiddo :^)
I'm here to start shit with the Luna Avatarfaggot and the Valve game faggot.
But, that's unrelated to pone. So Luna thread.
Do the dubs ever cease?
>>28998522
Kek, too bad OP deleted the thread.
I like TF2 occasionally, and some Valve games.I'd have stopped playing TF2 a long time ago if my boyfriend played anything other than that or War Thunder.
>>28998553
Thanks for all the (You)'s. As I was saying earlier, I got Persona 3 on the PSN store, and then Battlefield 4 and Dark Souls on disc.
I first became a brony when I was 14 during early season 1. I really enjoyed the show. Eventually I quit watching since I thought the quality dipped.
Now I'm almost 21.
I really miss those days: back when the whole internet was full of ponies and creative people making art about them.
Any other sad bronies around?
>>28997933
I think /r/mylittlepony would be more to your liking.
>>28997933
>14
>season 1
>21
>season 6
That's not how age works.
>>28997961
Ponychan, more like. They're miserable self-loathing and show-hating assholes.
>>28997970
14 in January 2011, 15 in April 2011
20 in April 2016
>almost 21
math
also ponychan was horrendous even half a decade ago. I am kind of shocked it still exists.
>>28997961
I've never been on reddit. Since you seem to know quite a bit about it, how is it over there?
>Anon please sell me a law rune
>I'll pay you 1k gp!
>It's an emergency! I need to get to Varrock fast
I'm a ironman.
>>28997747
IRONMAN PURGE WHEN
>>28997747
Ironmen are so fucking gay they're naturally able to suck their own cock while fucking their own intensines and getting fucked by the rest of the playerbase.
>TFW Rainblow Dash will NEVER give you her picture to put beside your bed.
>>28997461
>no hooves
Nothing of value was lost.
>>28997461
>>28997461
I'd throw it in the garbage anyway