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How was 2016 in pony terms /mlp/?

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tell me about anon, why does he wear the filly?

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new 2sancks update stuf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBFmJr51qGc

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How would your waifu react to you trying to
>rape
her?

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Your waifu can't express out-loud how she feels about you confessing to her. Where does she point to on the chart?

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Merry Christmas /mlp/, I hope you have a good one.

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Need a place to clop stuck in another state with my sister and her controlling nigger bf horny and need a place to clop there bathroom is to small and in there bedroom small apartment no car obviously where do i clop!?!?!?!? FUCK IM HORNY HELP! Stuck for 5 days I'm ganna lose my shit.

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Ask me anything!

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You didn't forget to buy Spike's gift, did you Anonymous?

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I'm gonna be real here... I hate this pony. I hate her and the writers that keep shilling her stupid ass, desperately trying to make me love her. She's crossed lines that can't be uncrossed, her redemption arc is shit, she's still evil only no longer actively tyrying to be evil, and every episode she's in lowers the quality of the show just a little more. She's a fucking sue. She's easily forgiven for EVERYTHING and handed free shit, like that fuckawful season finale where she's handed a deus ex machina story Mr and Mrs Cake could have easily taken her and Trixie's role in.

I loved Trixie and I always wanted her to come back, but NOT LIKE THIS, not used as FUCKING PROP to shill this shitty God Mode Sue/Black Hole Sue further and sell more damn fucking toys of her!

And just to be more annoying, everywhere I go, whenever I talk shit about Suelight Shitter, waifufags REEEEEE at me and say I should stop watching and turn off my brain and stop getting so butthurt over ponies because "A true brony can forgive her for anything" or "No true brony would bitch so hard".

That girl from the new shitty Fairly Odd Parents season is less of a Sue than this character, and she harms the story and its internal logic less.

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>"Anonymous, Nightmare Moon is coming back.
Recruit a group of mares with attitude!"

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>Be me a month ago
>Mother calls me from Toys r us because she wants some ideas on what to buy my niece and nephew
>Tell her to buy LEGO for both
>After a back and worth convince her to buy LEGO and not other crap the kids won't care about after 5 minutes
>Suddenly get a brilliant idea
>Ask her if she can look for a Shimmy Mini, I still don't have one because best human is always sold out
>No
>Oh well, she probably looked in the wrong place anyway

>today
>Christmas
>Visit family
>Eat delicious food and have a great time
>Sit on the couch munching on some homemade cookies while watching some sport event I don't give a shit about but it's still fun 'cause everyone has a good time
>Kids' ADHD kicks in
>"WE WANT PRESENTS NOW"
>Everyone gives in because they are SOOOO excited to see the kids be happy
>Fucking fags ruining Christmas
>Whatever
>Everyone opens presents and is happy
>Feel good because now the kids have LEGO instead of some shit toy or a new iphone cover
>Mom hands me a present in front of everyone
>It's a shimmy mini, they had one after all
>This Christmas is perfect
>Then Mom goes for the Fatality
>"You know Anon, I looked at her she's really cute, it would be nice if you could find a girlfriend like her"
>"You must be lonely all alone so far away from us"
>"I wouldn't mind a couple more Grandchildren"
>Everyone starts giggling
>"You know, I've heard about these people who dress up as cartoon characters, maybe you can find someone like her there, you just have to look"
>"I'd be at ease if I knew some girl is taking care of you, you're really sloppy sometimes"
>"But I'm sure every girl would be happy with you, you're such a nice guy"
>"T-thanks mom"

So my question and point of the thread is, do I have any reason to not kill myself? And where does one purchase Helium tanks at the best conditions?

Also general Christmas experience/stories thread i guess.

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Cadence informs me you're settling in nicely within the Crystal Empire, Anon. Still, she's deeply troubled not all your...needs are met.

As protector of the weak and husband to the Princess of Love, I feel it is my obligation to help.

Pull down your pants and lie down. I'll try be gentle, I promise.

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Post your best christmas pones

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Which color of horse pussy do you like anon?