>walking in hallway
>see this
wat do?
>>29117107
>"Well, one of us is going to have to change,,,"
>>29117107
Borrow Negan's bat and beat the holy hell out of him.
>>29117107
Pin him against the wall and fuck his tight yellow ass in front of Twilight.
>Almost Christmas and no festive-poner thread yet
For shame /mlp/, let's fix that.
>>29116979
Merry horsemas.
Have a draw of christmas ponybecause it's the only christmas picture I have left.
>Be me
>Listening to 'The Moon Rises'
>Family arrives for a surprise visit randomly
>they cant understand english so they ll never know
>We were going to meet in 25th but they decided to come early
>Dad heard the song, liked it and then asked if i could give him the song to his phone
>As i m searching for the cables the next song 'Lullaby for a Princess' come in
>He likes it as well and ends up asking for my whole pony folio
>He never left my neck the whole time and i ended giving him the clop folder that was inside too
By now they re already far away and we ll only meet again in the new year...what should i do mlp?
Your dad probably wanted it if he was that interested anyway.
>>29116929
>they cant understand english so they ll never know
Who knows anon, maybe they won't understand the language of horse pussy either and you'll get off scot-free. Sadly I think horse pussy is acknowledged worldwide so you're probably screwed.
Good luck.
>>29116929
You have to kill your parents.
Kurt Cobain in Equestria or Eqg, what would happen?
>>29116447
Depends if a shotgun has already been invented or not.
>>29116447
Why not, let's give it a shot.
>>29116447
EQG
Sings about naïve idealist and Totalitarian bitch.
Used goods thread
>>29115713
There's nothing wrong with raising your waifu's son
>>29115713
>"used goods"
>a sweet hug and cuddle
>in a loving relationship
>fluttershy is just a "good"
Wew laddie
>>29115717
this, step-dads are the unsung heroes of our time.
Find a flaw
>>29115686
my dick isn't between then and they aren't making out around it.
>>29115686
not naked.
>inb4 no hooves
Gas yourselves.
You like my girlfriend /mlp/?
No one cares about your hand
Do you ever wash your hand?
Looks like it's starting to rot.
>>29115457
>>29115464
Not my hand! Trixie!
Time for a Merch thread. How much do you show your power level? I never bought much until this one line came out. Now I'm full retard and own them all.
>>29115357
Hashtag don't show your power level faggot. If you do then kill yourself
>>29115366
Good on you for owning a Retardity.
What would their favorite horses be?
>>29115276
Kill yourself
>>29115281
>9/11
hahahahaha epik meme bro xd
>Columbine
kill unself edgy underage lol
>>29115276
reminder to filter 'image'
also kill yourself, faggot.
Update from last night;
1: I left my wife of 14 years
2: Submitted my papers to legally change my name to Braeburn Celestia Applejack
3:Trying to still find an online minister who will marry me and my soulmate plushie Applejack
4:I am now proudly transgender and open about my diaper usage and scat fetish
5: May quit my job to be a full time mlp artist and YT vlogger.
I thank you all for your support
>>29115275
In this day and age I wouldn't be surprised if this was actually legit
>>29115280
It is. Do you have a problem with my choices?
I don't really care if you do.
You discover the CMC are using your phone or camera to take pics like this.
What do?
>>29115219
OP sucks dicks
Wut do?
>>29115219
All how with >nofingers
>>29115225
/thread
>tfw no vaporwave pony
>>29115004
What about Vapor Trail?
>>29116138
She is a vape god
>>29116138
is this someone's oc?
>tfw too embarrassed to watch my little pony
>>29114816
mrs OP, your son is being a massive faggot, again.
>>29114834
Fuck off Reddit
>>29114838
>being a faggot apologist
fellate OP some more, dude
https://strawpoll.de/drf2c27
End of the poll 25 December 00:00 GMT +1
Multiple choices available
The winning pony will be drawn ;)
Sun Butt for christmas for sure
Moon horse is a Christmas qt.
>>29114277
The resulting pie chart reminds me of wheel of fortune.
You have a $100 budget to buy Hearth's Warming presents for each of them. What do you get?
>Rape
Singing lessons for Sweetie
A chemistry set for Bloom
And convince Discord to give Scoot working wings.>>29114088
But $50 worth of pepto and $50 worth of curry.
Give them a day they won't soon forget