I just received a mysterious christmas card. It has a bit of a bulge in it. I wonder what it could be?
What the fuck is that thing?
>>29124024
lmao, OP hasn't updated because he probably got a hot computer killer
>Implying I would plug it into my main computer without being absolutely sure it wasn't gonna fuck anything.
It's just a 4GB flash drive. I didn't update because no one responded.
What was his name again?
>>29123842
Trandopony
>>29123842
Mando "My wife is phony" Pony
>>29123842
MicTheMicrophone wearing Headphones.
Find a flaw.
>>29123757
The hat's pretty dumb.
>>29123757
>shes got hooves
Well, this is it. I'm 20 years old, soon to be 21, I live in the UK, and I left my parents when I was 19. They abused me for years and wanted me to be their welfare baby and nothing more. UK child services is shit-tier, so it took 19 years for them to do anything, and only because I became adult protective service's problem when I got old enough. I now live alone in an assisted living home. I could live alone, but this is cheap and the staff make food for me, which frees up more time for videogames. Yes, I'm pathetic. I have a small room and three shitty roommates: Quiet Emo bitch my age, fat 40-year old guy, and fat dumb aged-28 WWE fantard that thinks it's real. My parents showed up yesterday, and acted nice in front of the staff. It was extremely painful, seeing them act all nice, seeing how much their lives improved once they lost their old shitty home (because they could afford their debts without my welfare cheques and had to live with my uncle, who eventually gave them his house and moved to singapore) and seeing how good they have it. It hurt. I know they hurt me but I'm alone on christmas, it's the 25th over here, this is my first christmas completely and utterly alone. I never usually got presents from my bastard parents, but now, I'm alone. According to society, this makes me shit-tier.
All I have left is the brony fandom, the only place where it's still pure. Yes, the site that made milky way and thread simulators a thing is the only place left with true brony spirit.
I have no IRL friends and only one online friend, a brainwashed petty shithead that thinks pizzagate is a myth and he things his meh-tier BDSM fantasies combined with genuine "That's actually a fucked up fantasy" make him deep. Thanks to my time on a shit-tier tulpa forum, which is where i met him, I have to ERP with him as my tulpa in the final paragraph of every email to him. His only redee-
-ming feature is that he stuck with me for five years, emailing me and keeping in touch even when MLPforums's Life Advice thread turned feral after 3 pages of empty "omg dont kill urself plz suicide is for losers!" accomplished nothing and they felt weak. This is my first christmas completely and utterly alone. My parents want me to go out with them sometimes, maybe go to mcdonalds or whatever, and I don't want them in my life but I feel so alone and it hurts so much.
I planned for my online career to be getting commissioned to make mods for games, and that still hasn't taken off. I also thought I'd be paid on patreon for writing, but fauxnies don't help anyone so it's just there, gathering dust and not raising enough money to pay bills.
I don't even know what I hope to accomplish with this thread, but I think I might be damaging my eyes with all this time spent in front of a computer. Even though it's my only way to make money.
>>29123589
We aren't bronys reedont worry anon things will probably improve and if they dont you can take solace in the knowledge they are better then they were
>>29123589
OP, as cheesy as this is gonna sound... you're not alone. Anytime you come here to shitpost, to engage in a debate, or to post a pic or green, your fellow nor/mlp/eople are there for you.
This post sums it up way better than I can: >>29121074
In fact, why not stay on that thread. We're wishing each other love and good will there. Some good vibes will be good for you.
A place like /mlp/ is a safe haven for those of us whose lives can be too much to bear. So just remember that when you're here, you're never alone.
I haven't watched the show since season 3.
Can you guys fill me in?
>>29123274
ya, theres 3 more seasons. get started.
>>29123283
/thread
Sure I'll fill you in. Spoilers below, obviously:Just watch the fucking show.
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good night /mlp/
and merry christmas
>>29123222
Nice trips, you too.
>>29123222
kill yourself.
Kill yourself
Why do people like my little pony? It makes me so angry and confused
>>29123005
[rage and questioning intensifies]
MLP reddit's a shithole full of assholes that lash out if you criticize any bad episodes or Suelight Shitter, mods read your PMs and ban you for petty reasons on MLPforums, youtube is corrupt as fuck, is this the final brony bastion?
>The site that blocked pizza gate discussion is full of cunts
No kidding
>>29123018
Hclegend's on it, for fuck's sake. What's he doing there, circlejerking with his cocksuckers? You'd think he'd be banned after the shit he pulled on FIMfiction, another shithole with shit-tier mods.
>>29122982
No, this is the first bastion.
Fimfiction is pretty chill if you find the right group to hang out in.
Example would be 'the group dedicated to the group dedicated to doing what ever we want whenever we want'.
>ANONYMOUS! THIS CHRISTMAS PARTY IS MOST FESTIVE. I AM HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME.
Somepony shit on the coats.
>>29122800
>roleplaying
Delete this
>>29122800
Just wait till I bring out the twister, then the real fun can begin but let me warn you, I'm a massive bender and am an undefeated champ at this.
Merry Christmas Anon! May your biggest, sweetest, most dreamiest dream come true!
Right back at ya, faggot>inb4 no hooves
>>29122930
Damn Pinkie
...go on a diet
Any writefags who have fan fiction they would like to share and receive constructive criticism. We can sit back and read each other's stories giving feedback and shitpost just drop a link to your story from fim fiction, google docs, ect
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/357874/a-star-story
>pic not related
>mobilefag
>theyre
>caps
>Gore Adventure Dark Drama Sad Tragedy
global rule 2, friend. have a merry christmas.
Tldr this entire thread
>>29122723
>one off
OP is a faggot and an autist.
As usual.
Why can't the rest of 4chan realize how much they love ponies? I mean they are in so much denial that they had a global rule restricting pone to this one board!
>>29122545
Quality thread you got there OP. Aynthing else you wanna discuss or can this go into the trash?
>>29122545
/pol/ is pretty chill about poni
I asked a Coworker who best horse was.
>mfw her answer was Luna.
>>29122166
>her
>>29122166
nice blog post
>>29122166
This site may be more to your liking
https://wordpress.com/
Dashing through the snow
even though people say its gay
>>29121681
Unf
Ponies are weird
>>29121656
lol, her head is too big to get back out. silly pony.
>>29121656
>see this
>get behind her
>rape
>>29121669
Ponies are so silly