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Twilight is _______
Pinkie Pie is _______
Applejack is _______
Rarity is _______
Rainbow Dash is _______
Flutershy is _______
Go on, say something nice
Bonus points for
Sunset is _______
Starlight is _______
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Trashed
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Smart
Positive
Trustworthy
Regal
Loyal
Caring
My waifu
A good leader
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Twilight is smart
Pinkie Pie is organised
Applejack is improving
Rarity is sucesfull
Rainbow Dash is fast
Flutershy is compassionate
Go on, say something nice
Bonus points for
Sunset is patient now
Starlight is a fast learner
And of course
Trixie is the greatest
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So, we might have the S7 villain if this arc really ties into S7,his name is Shadowlock.Twilight and friends dive into the secret history of Equestria to find out the origin of the new villain, Shadowlock!CRAAAAAAAAAWLING
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>>29099430
That pone looks like the epitome of "IT'S NOT A PHRASE, MOM!"
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holy shit, this is a new low
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>>29099430
So hes a edgelord OC?
They really had to go with Shadowlock?
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>You are Anon, a Hauptmann (Captain) in the Wehrmacht.
>You are leading a charge through Kiev when suddenly, a large, blueish vortex appears in front of you.
>After discussing it with your squad, you all decide to enter the portal.
>When your vision clears, you find you and your squad are now in the middle of a small town with colorful ponies walking around.
>the small ponies moving around in the center of town stop
>how out of place you lot are, in your feldgrau uniforms, carrying rifles, ammo, radios and wearing steel helmets
>"Was sollen wir jetzt tun, Herr Hauptmann?"
>you look over to the Unteroffizier who asked the question
>you have no answer
>a small, purple pony thing approaches you
it has wings and a horn
what the fuck is this thing? a fairytale creation?
>"Hi! This is Ponyville. I'm Twilight and you are-"
>English! The language of (one of your) enemies
>"ENGLISCH SCHWINE!"
>a Gefreiter to your left raises his rifle and points it straight at the head of the purple pony
now you've got the town's attention
>"Soll ich scheissen?"
>'Scheiss, idioten!'
>"Nein! Nicht Scheissen gefreiter. Legst du dein waffe nach unten!"
>the private lowers his rifle but still angrily stares at the pony thing
>You put your hand over your pistol holster, feeling for your walther
>you walk towards the curious creature, which now shakes with fright
>it's a small animal, definitely horse-like or rather, pony like in shape, but scaled way, way down
>it reminds you of the small pony your dad had on your family estate back in Prussia
>a few other ponies suddenly appear behind it
>one of them speaks with a heavy, very distinctly american accent
>Ein Amerikaner?
>"Now you keep yer dirty hooves off my friend, ya hear?"
>the voice is definitely female, and it looks mad
>"I intend no harm to your friend, I merely wish to investigate."
>"Investigate? whadaya mean?"
>"Where I come from, such a creature has never been encountered. This thing is of utmost interest to me."
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C-continue
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>"Soll ich scheissen?"
I'm so glad people are terrible at German, this made my fucking day.
Also, back to your containment board /pol/tard
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>>29093526
But I'm black
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Sparkle's Sexual Adventures 2016-12-14 01:17:16 Post No.29057487
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So the last one died.
Did I really lose my touch?
Anyways. I plan on posting a ton today.
Hopefully then will please you.
The First Story: http://pastebin.com/t8SwjLRB
Part Two Electric Boogaloo: http://pastebin.com/kHfsPcsW
Part II of 2: http://pastebin.com/NSHrzFUs
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28425544/#28425544
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29022748
Original works by Kilala97. Now going by Kilalaaa.
http://kilalaaa.deviantart.com/
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>Wait... a second...
"Cherry Licker.... would you mind reminding me what we are doing?"
>".... Are you OK Joestar-san? Is this the work of an enemy stand!?"
"No... this isn't the work of a stand. I was just forgetful that's all. Like the time I forgot I had an illegitimate child all the way back in Neighpon."
>"....What?"
"The point is can you remind me of what's going on."
>"Well currently we're trying to get away from D.I.O. at the moment."
"OK we're in this part of the manega...... oh shit how long have been driving?"
>"Not long. But Joestar-san I saw his stand, it's almost like Jo-"
>Just then half a corpse was then thrown at you.
>Freaking the fuck out, you accidentally end up losing control of the car.
>The car then ends up crashing in a store.
>And....
>You basically leave unscathed somehow.
>Anineigh and manega have a weird definition of what's actually suppose to hurt and what isn't.
>"Joestar-san! Let's get to the rooftops. D.I.O. probably won't catch us up here!"
"I highly doubt that, but you know what sure."
>"Use your Hermit Purple to carry us up there."
>..... OK how do you use stands.
>How did Josuke say it?
>Something, something, desperation.
>Dang it!
>Why is it that you can't remember certain details like that.
....
....
....
>Wait a minute.
>You know what happens and what's going to happen.
>You can do whatever the fuck you want!!
>This world is in your hands.
"Alright Kakyoin. Hold on tight!"
>You then grab onto your hot husbando.
>You raise your arm.
>You imagine your stand to raise you to the rooftops.
>It works perfectly.
>Hey this power isn't that bad.
>Maybe you can just buff up this Joseph, make him OPAF, and just beat the shit out of D.I.O.
>No need for Jotaro to appear at all.
>And your sweet husbando lives on in the end.
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"OK Cherry Licker I have a plan."
>"I do too. I plan on using my Hierophant Green, to cover the area, making it impossible for D.I.O. to escape, and be surrounded by my stand's attacks."
"No! Bad idea! Don't do it!"
>"W-what?"
"You will die if you proceed to do this plan. Trust me the best strategy at tyhe moment is to run away."
>At least until you buff yourself up to OP levels of strength.
>"Joestar-san? Are you sure?"
"It worked for me on several occasions."
"But we still don't know anything about D.I.O.'s stand. We don't know what it's power could be."
"It's time."
>"Huh?"
"D.I.O. can stop time. That's all."
>"He can stop time? H-how are we even suppose to combat against that?"
"Well if we would just run away, I can come up with a very good stra-"
...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3Dxlq34Uzk
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>You stare with jaw wide open as you see your husbando die in front of you....... again.
>Why?
>Why does he have to die again?!
>But then right in front of you see, his murderer.
>The buff mother fucking vampire.
>This blonde asshole is going to get his dues eventually....
>As soon as you figured out how to make yourself stronger.
Is nobody on?
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Anonpone Archive:
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>Guess first thing’s first, and that’s getting some lunch
>Hopefully something a little more appetizing than a factory rat
>Traveling around a little you eventually come to a little place that sells meat
>One Döner kebab later, and you’re ready to hit the town once more
>You may not agree with them, but the Mooselims know how to make a lunch
>Now, for the more pressing issue
>Theneed to find Garnet a small gift for tonight
>You recall seeing a couple gift shops downtown, but not really what was inside them
>But you’ve got another idea
>Taking to the air you glide towards a familiar part of town, zeroing in on a certain pawn shop as you land
>Maybe Jack can hook you up with something nice? You did beat the crap out of the pony who conned him after all
>Pushing open the door you slip on inside, tail avoiding it as it swings closed once more
>Passing by some display cases, you take note of just one other customer in the place, rummaging around through some old books
>Jack mans the counter near the firearms, perking up as he notices you walking in
>”Guri! What a nice surprise”
>Reaching out, you shake the stallion’s hoof
>”What brings you in here today? Need another gun?”
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>>29043285
Not exactly. Hmm...I'm looking for something for a lady friend, if you know what I mean. Got a date tonight and everything. What do you think she would like?
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>>29043285
>"not when I have these two."
>flexes
>"But some extra heat can be useful."
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Post sheets!
Previous session: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29051131/#29052526
https://youtu.be/ByyUi-DAngg
After the fierce battle with Fettuccine and the crew of the Ancient Mareiner, the four dead Beesting crewmembers were silently interred at sea, as per their own requests when they first joined the crew. Sailing was smooth for about 3 days after that, despite the awful damage which had been inflicted upon the Beesting. However, an atmosphere of intense unease settled over the ship on the fourth day, as many crew members all became sick at once. After some inspection, it was discovered that, during the fight with the Ancient Mareiner's crew, some zombie pirates had slipped into the ship's kitchen, wherein they had placed a sinister sea-curse on the ship's food, causing it to rot and become poisonous, while maintaining the appearance and even taste of healthy food.
Therefore, it was quickly decided to make a brief detour to a nearby island along the way to the Ribcage: Windy Island. Although neither Bee Holder nor the navigator Cane Shuga knew a lot about the island, it's the best chance the crew has of stocking up on fresh food and lumber for repairing the ship.
You still have about a week and three days until you're predicted to reach the Ribcage. However, the pirates' curse ruined most of your food and water, and with the rationing that Bee Holder has put into place, you don't have much left. You'll need to gather a lot while you're here.
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http://pastebin.com/w7vFkeLu
Found out that this exists a few minutes ago.
>http://4chan-trends.org/?board=mlp
Ironically, we're closer to being /qst/ than /tg/ is. Not surprising.
Thoughts?
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>1. eggs
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>>29105683
you have to eat all the eggs, Anon.
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>>29105683
You need to eat all the eggs, anon
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Friendship is Magic #49 is storytimed here!
>>29100789
Friends Forever #35 (Twilight and Starlight) is still storytimed here!
>>29060246
It's the beginning of winter! Leaf piles have been gathered, snow clouds have been sent out, and amidst all the activity, ponies are still getting ready for the holidays- they're so close! So what else will Equestrians be doing on the shortest day of the year? More than just sleeping early, right? Think of all the fun to be had!
>>29097686
Previous thread.
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>Colt
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Marry Your Colt Edition
GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b1jASUKcbpyp6u1nk0d8m8m_toNwUGSlesl7F1IPa4o/edit?usp=sharing
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>OP PIC
KEK!
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Fucking hell, how do people keep fucking the title up.
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Reposting from the end of last thread again.
>Be Anon.
>You're kind of lonely.
>Yeah you could pretty much roll in pony pussy. But it's just not the same.
>You need a human.
>Someone to talk to and they'll completely understand.
>Twilight knows about this.
>She said "Don't worry Anon i got a plan!" When you explained it.
>You haven't seen her since.
>"ANON! I'm back and i brought you a friend!" You hear Twilight call.
>Speak of the pony devil and she shall appear.
>Literally and figuratively.
>You remember the pone devil.
>She was a pretty nice mare.
>But that's a story for another day.
>You see Twilight round the corner of the dining room.
>"Anon, meet Helga! Your new friend." She says motioning too her side.
>Before you can say anything a Minotaur your height but buff as fuck turns the cornor.
>She has tits that would probably need something bigger than a triple D bra.
"Um, hello Helga..."
>You say unsure and a bit scared.
>"Is this human?" Helga ask looking down at Twilight.
>"Yep! This is Anonymous." She says with a smile.
>Helga Walks over to you. Places you on the table and sits herself over your groin.
>"We will have sex now. You will get me pregnant and we will have many beautiful children." She says unzipping your pants.
"O-Okay."
>You say a bit scared.
>And kinda aroused.
>She looks over to Twilight.
>"Does pony want to watch?"
>Twilight nods eagerly.
>"Oh of course! It will be so interesting to witness the making of the second human to equestria!" She says pulling up a seat.
>Today was a, Twilight gets you a fuck buddy kinda day.
Comic #49 is out on iTunes, Kindle, and other digital comic mediums.
Previous comics can be found here:
https://yp1.yayponies.no/book.php
They can also be viewed online here:
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I just lost my dog. Please post all the pony love you have. Doesn't matter who or what is in it, just post ponies showing love and affection.
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Damn, even your dog didn't want to be around your faggot ass?
Haha.
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Rest well, pupper.
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He means his dog is dead you absolute fuckass.
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post funny comics please.
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Friends Forever #35 (Twilight and Starlight) is still storytimed here!
>>29060246
Friendship is Magic #49 is due tomorrow (Dec. 21); digital could be up in around 7-11 hours!
Perhaps there's no jolly bearded pony distributing presents that Equestrians write to (Starswirl's activities seem to have gone in a different direction), but the mail system must be kept busy near the holidays anyway. So family and friends are a natural; do any ponies send seasonal letters to, say, Celestia and Luna, though? It could be fun to do so, though that could end up being a lot going to Canterlot. Then again, regular business might see a comparable volume, anyhow. Still, it'd be interesting to learn all the various customs.
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>>29097686
look at that winter pone
truly this is the best time of the year
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Minthorse a cute!
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Friends Forever #35 (Twilight and Starlight) is still storytimed here!
>>29060246
Friendship is Magic #51 is due next Wednesday (Dec. 21).
It's always a white holiday when the ponies want it. Just a perk of being able to work with the weather. Probably one thing that attracted Discord's attention to begin with; Equestrians are capable of some order on a higher level than creatures with less magical talents. Not that it keeps them from experiencing accidents, surprise mishaps, and genuine laziness. But it still executing a schedule of their choosing; it must have been quite a tempting target for mischief.
With a bit of friendly influence, though, even a spirit of chaos can make regular tea time appearances.
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Unusually large mares.
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2016 /mlp/ Secret Santa - Sex Toy Exchange Program and Greedy Motherfucking Sabotage Edition 2016-12-19 03:24:16 Post No.29090681
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Maligayang pasko, mga mangangantot ng kabayo!
Welcome to the /mlp/ Secret Santa (and Latecomer's Santa for the Chronologically Impaired) thread! Come and tell Ol' Saint Nicholas your wishes and dreams and join us in spreading holiday cheer to all of our fellow Anons!
We are nearing peak cheer as more and more cards and presents are shipped and received daily, and nearer comes Hearth's Warming, so I sincerely hope you're all as hyped as I am for the opportunity to get drunk and get (and send people) stuff!
Please hold posting present unboxings until Christmas day so as not to be a massive fag who spoils. Feel free to talk about holiday plans while preparing, sending, and getting your cards and presents! Note to our Latecomer's friends. I'm fairly sure we'll still be getting cards and presents until just before Hearts and Hooves Day.
Remember to talk to you Santee's to either mock their choice in waifus and horsebandos, or just to troll them for being incredible idiots.(Looking at you Jake!)Or just be generally pleasant and not derail and ruin the threads. Okay?
Oh, and please try to keep Santa Pone and me updated about present status, nobody likes Grinches and ingrates.I should know.
Comments and concerns can either go to Santa Pone here:[email protected] or to me, Snowfall Frost here: [email protected]
All complaints may be referred to the Department of Complaints up my seat.
That's all, folks, and I'm going back to my mojitos and Irish hot chocolates.
Old bread here:
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>>29090681
what the fuck, you were filipino all along?
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Gas all glimmerfags
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>>29090683
Opo, Filipino po ako, boss. Totoo ang chismis tungkol sa atin, di ba?Yes, I was a Filipino all this time. The rumors about Filipinos being always late is true, after all.
>>29090690
Putang-ina ito!Yes! Kill all the Gilmfags!
Captcha: tea.
I think Google knows I'm drunk and wants me to sober up.