Don't claim your waifu. Write her a love letter for Hearth's Warming instead.
>>29101566
no
We claim our waifus
and try to find out about fags with no Central Nervous Systems.
>>29101566
Claiming purble hoers
>>29101566
To Cunt Horse
U Want Sum Fug?
>You will never have a three way with them
>>29101202
>>29101202
Good, I only love the pony anyway.
>>29101202
I'm very fine with that
Out christmas shopping and the MLP toy shelves are nothing but Rainbow dash and more rainbow dash.
Goddamned hasbro, did you guys just overproduce or is she just not selling THAT much that there's that much Top cunt out there on your shelves?!
>>29100652
>people still go to stores to shop for toys
>>29100652
>implying anyone unironically likes Rainbow crash
>>29100706
This is the problem; why the FUCK is hasbro making so much of her when she's clearly fucking hated?
>"Face it anon."
>"I'm a lesbian."
>"No matter how hard you try, you can't change who I am."
>>29100044
Sorry I can't hear you with all the
>Rape.
>>29100044
That's now what you said when you had my dick in your mouth last night
OOC
Would you romantically take her virginity?
>>29098307
No, i would be afraid that retarded/autisctic girl would suddenly scream or get a seizure of some kind while having sex and make entire experience very awkward.
>>29098307
How would anyone consider anal romantic?
>>29098307
No, but I am sure she would probably take mine purely on accident.
This thread is simple. You sketch whatever the poster above you requests, and then make a new request. The goal of this thread is to practice basic art skills.
I'll start. Fluttershy eating a hot dog.
>>29095831
Twilight singing Raper's Delight
>>29095850
Corel crashed before I could save, so here's an even quicker sketch...
>>29096112
Also, Pinkie eating a gargantuan amount of fairy floss.
Anon finds him or herself subjected by Discord's shenanigans. Now he or she must accept this new life in Equestria as a colt, filly, griphon, draconequus or whatever the fuck Discord wants
Over one year of chaos, we have a vast diversity of good greens! Stop by, read something, pick your favorite green and post your feedback, or continue suffering under the crushing emptiness thatvisbyour daily life!
Feel free to discuss the current stories, start a new one, if you want to try your art, come here and draw something, you drawfags are always welcome (bunny is cute and we always miss you, hue drawfag)
Pastebins:
Erf (Anon With a Head Primarily Made of 75% Bone/The Fan Fiction that Never Ends!): http://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111
Elo (PhD Anon/The smugest prince that has ever lived): http://pastebin.com/u/Elohemian
Coffeeholic (Italian Anon/Linguini Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Coffeeholic
Laskvurel (George/AnonFilly/Come Back to Us Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Laskvurel
Bunny (AnonFilly & Drawfag/Shits Rabbit Pellets Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Bunnyhood
Ben Dover (Internet Bully/Where Did You Go Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Ben__Dover
Hoers (MIA): http://pastebin.com/u/Hoers
CookieSfh (Tentacles Anon/cockfish): http://pastebin.com/u/CookieSfh
Wand of Inferno (Mexican Anon/Espionage Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Wand_of_inferno
Zenco (Newfag/Argentinian Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/zenco1
Gumball (Homeless Actor-Singer Anon/Try-Hard Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/GimmeSomeGumption
speed weed (Beach Bum Anon) : http://pastebin.com/a364aFHZ (embed)
>>29069040
Old thread: >>28987616
Hey OP great work on doing it right this time and-
>Childrens
Nyx wants to go on a date with you.
Last thread:
>>28942278
Database:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1d-xVTxa0IzX3BOA_RE_jyWrAP_z9CM9c_4KqKikfxfo/
Yandere = Psycho for love
Yangire = Psycho without the love
Both are known for their violent peculiar behavior.
Share, find, compile and discuss anything Yandere/Yangire related here.
Writefags and artists are much welcome (please we're desperate)
Active writefag:
Lion (hi Johnny!) - http://pastebin.com/B2Sxq9Sg
Yandere Anon - few shorts
Bump for some crazy sex green
>>29041825
>"it does not concern you"
"oh yes it does. you can't just go around and attack ponies"
>"and what if I do it anyway. are you going to stop me, little human?"
>damn ember, you're not sure if she's just joking or is serious
"listen, if you want to negotiate with the princesses I guarantee you that attacking ponies will not help you in that"
>"that's very unfortunate since I'm feeling a bit hungry"
>she licks her muzzle
>"what about you?"
"what?"
>she takes you with her paws and turns herself belly up
>then the eat you hand
>you heel her tongue making it's way up on your arm and her fangs scratching your palm
"I don't have my armor ember! give my hand back!"
>moving just a bit your arm makes her fangs cut your skin
>"if you move I'll drop you"
"you wouldn't"
>"try me"
>you keep eye contact with ember, her tongue flowing across your fingers and her jaws slowly and nibbling your hand
>what to do
"is a common practice among dragons? spy on humans and nibbling their hands?"
>she seems like lyra the first month you was brought to ponyville
>she just couldn't stop nibbling your finger
>she even paid you for let her doing it
>anyway
>ember doesn't respond
>let's do this
>you try to pull your arm and in a fraction of a second you find yourself spinning in air without any control
"YOU DID IT! FUCKING CRAZY DRAGON!"
>"I told you"
>trying your best to at least stop spinning you shake your limbs looking for any kind of stability
>"hahahaha"
>but it isn't working
>god how many seconds have already passed?
"TAKE ME!"
>"why should I human?"
>this fucking cunt
"STOP MESSING WITH ME!"
>"no, it's hilarious"
>she's joking, she has to
>dear god the ground is getting close
>SHE WASN'T JOCKING!
"SAVE ME!"
>"I didn't hear you anonymous"
"SAVE ME EMBER!"
>"I'm not only ember"
"SAVE ME DRAGON LORD EMBER!"
>a pair of paws grabs you and force you against ember's belly
>"good human, you see? it wasn't that difficult after all"
>*nom*
>"despite your claiming, your blood is quite tasty"
>>29049051
sorry man, I don't feel comfortable writing sex scenes so they will not be present in my greens
I wouldn't mind someone else writing them though
Let’s get hypothetical.
You’re a writer who’s been going at it for a bit now. You really enjoy what you do and put your blood, sweat, and tears into each story. One day, you decide to post it in a random thread to get some feedback.
Just one problem: no takers.
You wonder if you should even bother writing; you decide to quit and move on to something else.
If that story applies to you, then hold your horses. If all you wanted was feedback, to improve your writing skills a bit, or maybe just see how others do it, then you’ve come to the right place. There are a few rules, however:
>Posting the story directly in the thread is preferred over a link to Pastebin, FiMFiction, etc.
>One story at a time.
>Don’t be a dick or asshole when reading or critiquing.
>All stories posted within the thread must be pre-written.
This thread’s purpose is to encourage writefags all over /mlp/ to write. We’re laid back here. Post what you want as long as it’s pone related. We’re not all “STOREEEYS ONLY!” We discuss topics such as writing techniques, interesting tropes, and bring forth story ideas. Let’s have fun.
Tips and links:
Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:
http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)
Had to. Puns are awesome.
Things you should know about writing:
Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn’s Guite to writing Fanfiction: http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Writing Book for beginners: https://mega.co.nz/#F!pwo21SKA!dljqCUmOhkwLX3x9_ApEgQ
Help for creating OC characters: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ocguide/
A few authors from different threads should you seek inspiration from their stories:
Flutterrape general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Active AiE general writers: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
PiE general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy
>“How do I cure my writer’s block?”
Magic.
>“FUCK YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
There’s no one way to cure it, but, if you can’t write, you may as well read stories. There’s more to writing than writing; there’s reading too, and that helps. Check some of the links above.
Try the following (keep in mind this won’t work for everyone):
-Figure out when it’s the best time for you to write.
-Fap then write*.
-Write anyway, and allow yourself to write shitty stories. More often than not, the block is the fear of it being bad. That’s what editing is for.
-Seriously, drink coffee. It’s a writer’s best friend.
-Listen to music while writing.
*Unless you’re writing clop, then listen to your boner.
Here’s some more stuff that didn’t fit in the second post.
A couple writing podcasts:
http://www.writingexcuses.com/
http://typehammer.com/podcast/
An archive of how to write pretty much anything:
https://curiosityquills.com/limyaael/
An idea generator:
http://writers-den.pantomimepony.co.uk/writers-first-lines.php
A worldbuilding forum:
http://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/
The CMCs aren't going to have natural-colored coats for a few days after this one. Scootaloo is posted as a lookout, so she shares the blame too. What were they trying to do here? How could they expect a cutie mark to come from this?
Featured Story: Coco Ponut by KrishnaKarnak (Chock-Full Carafe/Coco Pommel):
http://pastebin.com/jU6h52y3
>“Oh, ya sawwy, Miss Pommel?!” Chock snapped, stooping down to rummage inside it her with a free hoof. “I'll make sure ya sawwy!”
Forum (stories, pics, discussion):
http://mlpgeneral.com/spanking/index.php
Master archive (pics, stories, Imgur links):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ce_DlEwnDcpjqTKRRxvsL4SCjka9H4cYq5lTfku8Tiw/edit?pli=1
Group Pastebin (140+ stories):
http://pastebin.com/u/SkyeHigh
Our trusty archivist, Skyehigh, hasn't updated the Pastebin or master archive yet, but there are some new stories in the forum (thanks to Woox posting them) or in the old thread link.
Be advised: this is a thread about cartoon horses. Nobody here cares about real life disciplinary methods.
Old thread:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28861588/
I have exams to deal with at the moment, but I'll try to do some work on my story in progress if I can find the time.
Alright, I swore I was done posting stories on /mlp/...breaking them up into 2,000 character blocks is a pain in the ass.
*sigh*
But here goes...
"Twiley and the Ultimate Horn Job".
>>29000584
1/11
>It had been about 2 years since the barrier between universes had been pierced.
>Physicists working in the human world...magical scholars in the pony world;
>At the same instant they discovered something and the two were connected.
>Travel between the realms was not as easy as stepping through a mirror though.
>Think more like the early years of the space program.
>Dangerous, energy intensive and massively expensive.
>There had been failures, accidents...lives had been lost on both sides.
>But the project to normalize travel between universes pressed onward.
>Most of the missions were unmanned...or unponied.
>But a few brave souls from either side were selected as ambassadors.
>Because of your extensive collection of hard-core horse pornography, you, Anon, were selected to be among these first human explorers.
>Your 3 year mission; to maintain the inter-universe gate
>to facilitate transfers of cultural material
>to learn about Equestria's culture and teach the ponies about humanity.
>Okay, enough background?
>That's not why you're reading this story, is it?
>Fine...I'll get on with it.
>You are at Twilight Sparkle's castle in a backwater town called Ponyville.
>The inter-universe gate was located here instead of Canterlot or the Crystal City
>just in case it exploded...nothing of value would be lost.
>Yesterday there was an unmanned mission, a shipment of books from Earth.
>So today you and Twilight have the job of cataloging it all before it's made available to the academic community and eventually the general pony public
>And of course, the jokers on the Earth side of the gate slipped in a little surprise for you;
>A stack of skin mags
"Just in case you get tired of horse pussy.
"Sincerely;
"Your buddies back on Earth."
>Of course, Twilight eagerly grabbed those first.
Friendship is Magic #49 is storytimed here!
>>29100789
Friends Forever #35 (Twilight and Starlight) is still storytimed here!
>>29060246
There's no competition for most excited pony in Ponyville for Hearth's Warming- how would one measure that, anyhow, especially when there are ponies with a default state of hype set higher than most? The energy will naturally build anyhow. And even through the anticipation, ponies will be having fun doing those winter things they haven't done since the year before!
>>29108732
Previous thread
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>country filly
>>29114757
>Argentina
>white
Friendship is Magic #49 is storytimed here!
>>29100789
Friends Forever #35 (Twilight and Starlight) is still storytimed here!
>>29060246
A full day of winter, and Hearth's Warming Eve is just around the bend. There are ponies who aren't caught up in preparations, but maybe not too many that aren't engaged in some other work already. That holiday spirit is pretty infectious. And hopefully everything will be ready for the big traditional plays and such.Who's starring in this year's production in Canterlot?
>>29102664
Previous thread.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
Which one of you fuckers was this?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2454979/man-caught-trying-to-have-sex-with-horse-by-suspicious-couple-hiding-in-animals-barn-and-standing-on-buckets-to-see/#comments
>"RARITYYYYYY!!!!!!"
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
List of stories: https://www.anonpone.com/
List of related content: http://pastebin.com/JfNFvCxZ
Read this advice first:
https://www.anonpone.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160199
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160202
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/10160203
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/10160205
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/10160997
Remember: You can do anything if you can do it well.
Previous Thread: >>29078434
>>29103430
But she already has one
>>29103425
I am a very forgetful man.
Anything else?
Woops, put CYOA Discussion as a name instead of subject. My bad.
I wish there were more satyr in quests.
questrian andscapes nd ther orthy anarts
Better known as "That thread with a weird name and much less fetishes than the other threads with a weird name".
Unless we count scenery art as a fetish, that is.
>Useful links
previous threads: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/elaowf/
'scenery' tag: https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&q=scenery&min_score=&max_score=&sf=random&sd=desc
Nekiw
«Twilight»
http://fav.me/daru63l
[random incidental music]
Radiohead
«Burn the witch»
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k
coma392
«Canterlot»
<Converted>
http://fav.me/darm39l
InowIseeI
«Wonderful Forest»
http://fav.me/darxtzi
Nemo2D
«Sign»
http://fav.me/daq4p07
It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.
Hearth's Warming will soon be upon us: and no doubt the Royal Sisters observe, in harmony with their subjects. How do you think Celestia feels about the holiday season, though? A time for celebration? Being giddy in anticipation of presents? Solemn remembrance? Reflection? Also, what if there's all different kinds of pony shopping mall 'helpers' who all dress up terribly as Celestia, and leave foals confused and weirded out?
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/F2iArQf1
>>29083664
Shes still got somepast sinsshe needs to confront and I think Hearths Warming would be a great opportunity to do so
Fucking finally.
I figure she enjoys the holidays about as much as an ageless deity can.
>>29083685
But senpai, I need you.