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They're almost all females in Ponyville, right? So how come we never see any horse nipples?
And where are all the stallions? Does Big Mac have a harem or something?
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Equestria is on the brink of societal collapse and the extinction of the equine race due to genetic degradation in all males of the y chromosome. More and more males were born infertile, until a tipping point reached - the birth rate is no longer surpassing the death rate.
Fertile stallions are very rare, and being one of the few fertile stallions in the entire society, Big Macintosh is expected to breed NO LESS than ten different mares per day, in a desperate hope that the remaining fertile stallions have the genetic integrity to sustain civilization long enough for the birth rate to catch back up.
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>They're almost all females in Ponyville, right?
Seems like a 50/50 split, 60/40 at worst.
You've never watched the show, have you?
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>>29314942
No.
Unless a stallion has a good reason, like working on a farm to make food, comes from a prestigious bloodline, is studying at college or buys their way out, they get drafted into the royal guard when they get old enough.
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This is what it should have been 2017-01-22 04:31:30 Post No.29314726
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This is what it should have been
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qySquPnNQY
This is the live action EqG we need, not the Mexican taco shitstains
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>>29314726
>EqG we need
>We need EqG
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>>29314726
They certainly look better than ones south of the border.
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>29314745
moron
no (you)'s for you
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good night /mlp/
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>>29314454
Kill yourself, faggot.
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>>29314454
Good night, faggot
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>>29314464
>can i be a meme master yet?
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Your waifu hears the last song you listened to, what does she say?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkK1REcGRuE&index=10&list=PLsFUbQpMyyfj5GpKNKzKrEYGtFU4YyWT1
This is weird music anon, not sure if i like it.
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>"..."
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https://youtu.be/x-Yi762sQTo
I have absolutely no idea what she would say
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Movie International Release Date Schedule 2017-01-22 02:27:58 Post No.29314085
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Movie International Release Date Schedule
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Singapore (Fall 2017)
Indonesia (5 October 2017)
Germany (5 October 2017)
USA (6 October 2017)
UK (20 October 2017)
Canada (4 November 2017)
France (15 Novenber 2017
Italy (19 November 2017)
Japan (29 November 2017)
Middle East (December 2017)
Which one of you Indonesian or German fuckers will be willing to leak shit for us?
Also, surprised the Japanese are getting a dub for this as well.
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>>29314085
haha get fucked leafs
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>>29314085
>Germany (5 October 2017)
at least something to look forward to
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Can't you wait one day? It usually takes longer than that to even get shakycams.
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Celestia hate thread?
>supposedly god-like, omnipotent, immortal being who defeated a similar god like being on her own
>get's BTFO'd by Chrysalis, twice
>get's BTFO'd by Luna, who she had defeated a thousand years earlier
>so scared of Tirek she gives all the alicorn magic to a inexperienced fresh alicorn instead of taking it herself and wrecking him
>get's absolutely ROASTED by pretty much every threat that knocks on Equestria's door
>intentionally creates conflict in The Ticket Master by only giving Twilight 2 tickets
>fucked with the Cake's heads by pulling a prank on them
>is generally an asshole.
so does anyone else think Celestia Sucks?
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>>29313721
>supposedly god-like, omnipotent, immortal being who defeated a similar god like being on her own
That what happens when you put your headcannon above the show.
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>>29313721
>celestia hate thread
is it saturday already?
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>so does anyone else think Celestia Sucks?
The writers.
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The fact that they're not marketing this in any way means it sucks, right?
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>>29313150
Totes.
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There's still hope
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>In 2017, the My Little Pony movie will bring global audiences to all new worlds, with both the core cast of characters, along with all new characters.
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I'll be editing pony vectors for a little while
Tell me what you want
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i want maud but extremely happy
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>>29314207
But he already posted that
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>>29314207
Ponk levels of giddy
Also Derpy mounting Twilight, like a horse, which they are, horses...just do Derpy and her trusty steed
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What exactly do you think a Shimjob is, and is there a mortal man who would be conscious afterwards?
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>>29312882
We mustn't reveal Shimmy Rimmy's secrets
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Literal bacon, still sizzling. I think there could be a few people who were conscious, but only those with great pain tolerance.
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Shimmy's new empath power makes me cum loads when I think of her losing control of her powers mid-coitus and being unable to stop herself from feeling the absolute ectasy I feel while being with her, just before she realizes she /wants/ to get lost in feeling what I'm feeling, experiencing my climax personally via her powers just before she snaps back into her own mind and realizes she experienced her own simultaneously.
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>"A lot of loyalty for a hired man..."
>"I'll ask you again Anon, who ordered the hit on Luna?"
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>>29312751
The shift-click button.
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>>29312751
>"Doctor Starswirl I'm C.I.A"
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>>29312784
I love doing that power stance. Makes me feel like I'm in charge.
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The zen of /mlp/ is the realization that they're all best pony.
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>>29312727
And the show is still enjoyable to watch.
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>>29312727
And that we'll all go to Equestria when we die.
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>>29312738
Let's not get carried away
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Is this pony banned now?
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Yes. We even picked out a replacement.
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surely not
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>>29314010
There's only one thing she's good for.
https://www.derpibooru.org/1236929
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ITT: We post screenshots from the show, and test how autistic we are by trying to quote the line from said screenshots from memory.
Let's start off with an easy one.
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>"It needs to be about 20% cooler"
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>>29312469
What's Twilight trying to tell Rainbow?
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>>29312502
She's talking about Ernie's Undercooked Pancakes iirc
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Bronies appearing on the Steve Harvey Show 2017-01-21 09:38:58 Post No.29312386
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Bronies appearing on the Steve Harvey Show
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ACRacebest is to appear as a guest on an episode of the Steve Harvey Show airing this Jan. 24, for a segment called "Is it weird?", and he will be representing... bronies.
https://twitter.com/ACRacebest/status/822269026814394369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-HxjJroREo
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>>29312386
Steve Harvey thinks that evolution is a lie ("how come we still have monkeys?") and that atheists Christian women shouldn't date atheists because they have no "moral compass".
I'm sure he will be fair and not reactionary/dismissive at all to grown men that watch a children's cartoon.
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>>29312386
Maybe if we just pretend that it's not happening it will just go away?
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I need to know who this is. Does anyone here know who this is?
This is important.
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>>29312365
Animated James
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>>29312365
I know who it's not.
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>>29312369
Is it really?