>"What up, fagboy. Where's my money?"

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>>29300944
For anyone who doesn't know, the nails are supposed to go through the bat, so that way the pointy ends stick out and pierces your enemies.

That aside, I would fuck eqg RD so hard if her hair and tits were like that.

is it wrong that I want to nuzzle up against her breasts and fall asleep on them as she brushes her hand through my hair?

>>29300944
In your mom's ass crack.
OOOOOOH

>>29300944
Probably in your wallet, dyke.

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>>29300944
*leans back*
My, my
You
Are
Adorable

Cuz boobs

>>29300944
tried fixing her boobs

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>>29301167
forgot the pic

>>29300944
One sentence greentext prompt threads aren't allowed anon. This was decided months ago when you weren't here.

>>29301180
Nobody cares you piece of shit
Go suck mods dick elsewhere

>>29300944
"Do you want me to shoot you?"
"From a legal standpoint its better for me to shoot you in the head than knee cap you."
"Your move"

>>29300988
the nails going through dont really matter. flat end or spike end they will still pierce skin

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>>29300944
>"None of your business, bitch. Now get your ass out of my way."

>>29300944
It'll be deposited directly into your account by your employer after you provide a service deserving of that money. Go to work, cunt.

>>29300944
>When your waifu role plays.

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>>29300944
Up yer arse, ye rat bastard.

>>29300944
I'm strapped

>Present anus
>Tell her it is hidden in anus
>It is not in anus

>>29300988
Um, no. If you have that many nails going through the bat in that many directions, you'll probably just end up ruining the bat.

If you want a piercing weapon, just use an ice pick. It worked for the guy who killed Trotsky.

>>29303544
>she beats the living man-shit out of you for lying to her
gg

>>29300944
Fuck off

>>29300944
>Dash
>not flat
lmao

>>29300952
Nice bb gun

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Get it yourself. I ain't touchin' it.