Would you trust Muffins to give you a blowjob without some unfortunate incident happening to your penis?
>>29301926
>Muffins
who?
Certainly.
>>29301926
>Muffins
Nigga what kind of bait is this?
>>29301926
>Muffins
>>29301926
>Derpy tries to give you a blowjob
>Get anal instead
Turns out better than expected
>>29301926
>Muffins
>>29301926
>Would you trust Muffins to give you a blowjob without some unfortunate incident happening to your penis?
If Muffins wore a Rainbow Dash mask, yes.
>>29301926
I'd just tell her that my dick is filled with delicious muffin batter, and that get to it out she must suck and lick it, but never bite, because that will ruin the muffins forever.
>>29302703
>she gently sucks your cock for 2.2 seconds before she has a nervous twitch and gnaws the tip off.
>>29301926
I don't even trust her to deliver my mail.
>>29301926
My headcanon is that muffins isn't really incompetent or dumb but her eye causes ponies to treat her that way so she silently judges everyone's character. I miss her pretty voice.
>>29301926
I know I shouldn't trust Derpy but I will do so anyway.
She's not retarded, just clumsy; it would be very sweet to see her trying her best to please you and not fuck up.
>>29301926
Only if she uses one of those mouth things dentists use
>>29301926
Just because she can't see well doesn't mean she can't give Big Jim and the Twins a bath
>>29302190
This Anon knows what's up.
>>29301926
>>29301926
>muffin
>>29301926
What are you even talking about?
>>29301926
No, what if I get her mouth pussy pregnant?
>Derpy unzips your dick.
>Ten minutes later she accidentally filed your taxes.
>>29301926
>Muffins
>>29307092