STOP WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hBW9zBulVU
nah
>>29393676
It's shit.
>>29393676
Not posting the better one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viTkj0eu-fk
If so, why?
>>29393656
Why anything
Why is OP such a cockhungry faggot?
>>29393656
Because men like to watch fantasy stuff, enjoy pure things and like to use their imagination by thinking of a magical universe.
Women like to watch Mike cheat on Sarah before he makes up with Cindy, who has a child from Steve.
>>29393656
Iwould notdo her.
My friend is getting ready to watch mlp for the first time ever. Assuming it goes well, which areas/parts of the fandom should I show them or lead them to first as an introduction?
>>29393580
First and foremost all of season 1, if they actually like the show then I would suggest introducing them to some art, I would suggest ncmares since he rarely does lewd and his quality is top notch, after that set them free and let them roam the different parts of the fandom as they see fit
>>29393580
Show? Just start at the start. Tell them the first two episodes are kinda the intro or place-setters. The third picks up the rhythm/style of the show. If you don't think you can get them to watch three episodes, just start with #3.
>fandom
Oh god, why? If they really like the show, mention there's a ton of fanart, fan-fiction, animation, music, and games. Throw some ponified versions of other material he likes.
But for the love of god don't ram it down his throat.
And don't talk about 4chan. What are you, new?
Unless you're both openly degenerates. Then sure, bring 'em in. Show off derpiborru too. That'll be a laugh.
>>29393653
Nono I'd never think of showing 4chan, at least not at first, that's practically suicide. I'm just thinking of my first experience and how I was shown some awesome music and shit which is what mainly inclined me to check out more
You (Don't) Get To Bring Friends Edition
Previous thread: >>29260350
Archive of /nst/ greentext stories:
http://pastebin.com/u4qftzj5
Tips for potential writefags:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Updated Wiki: http://nst.wikia.com/wiki/NST_Wikia thanks to NoHooves for updating it
All Human Twilight Sparkle content, such as greentext stories, art and discussion go here.
The original prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
Writefagging, drawfagging, discussion, and other SciTwi-related content are highly encouraged during "down time". New green, drawings, etc. are highly encouraged during these times
First for cheese.
>>29393554
>>29393749
Why she have so much boob tho?
introduce me to the best mlp fanworks
(no porn pls)
>>29393362
>100th 'hey ima newfag u guise no srsly' thread in the past 3 days
Fuck you, dude, fuck right off
What kind of fanworks? Animation? Music? Fanfiction? Vidya?
>>29393374
It's actually unsurprising to me. 2017 is gonna be pony's year
>>29393362
start with the basics and go from here ophttps://derpibooru.org/732479?q=bomb+ass+tea
What has she been up to since then?
>>29393255
to answer your questions with in one shot:
no one cares
>>29393255
She was too good for Hasbro.
>>29393322
I care
>>29393327
but where did she go
This guy is the new principal of Canterlot High (or Crystal Prep), what happens?
>>29393135
>"MR PIPSQUEAK, HEY, PUT IT AWAY, BRAH."
>"NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR PEACEFUL PENIS WAVING PROTEST, K"
>>29393135
That show is garbage.
>>29393135
He kills himself because he can't figure out who is a minority
Twilight demands your entire meme stash. Every last image.
What do you do?
>>29393068
>"I don't have to obey, your princesshood isn't canon!"
>>29393068
Does this end in sex?
Other wise jokes on her I don't have any.
>>29393068
Oh, ok
Here you go
Here is a pone, it doesn't feel pretty.
Please make her pretty.
>>29392826
>>29392826
>inb4 nigger
Last thread: >>29232740
Welcome to the official Equestria Girls Edits thread. The primary objective of this thread is to create, share and ultimately dump decent vector edits of the girls. You can post your own edits, take requests from anons lurking or either make your own requests in hope some editfag takes it and doesn't mess it up.
Contributors are welcome to join and collaborate.
By the way, please consider these tips before posting:
>It is encouraged to create 2 versions of every pic: one with the girl(s) in underwear/lingerie and another naked.
>Post here the one with underwear and upload the naked one to imgur.
>Links to imgur should be direct. Don't link to a imgur page, use the direct image link.
>Use some vectoring software like Illustrator, Inkscape, Photoshop, Gimp, etc. Avoid using Paint.
>It is not required to make the edits barefoot. By the way, every good work is much appreciated.
>Requests are marked with a "/r/" in the post subject.
>If you tell someone you're willling to take some request, finish the job you lazy faggot.
>Your first edit will probably suck. Don't give up. Listen to the comments and keep trying.
Tip for requesters:
>Be patient. It takes a while to complete a picture.
Post, share, edit and enjoy!
Imgur Album:
http://imgur.com/a/46UVO
>>29392816
>http://imgur.com/a/46UVO
Link doesn't work bro
>>29393269
>ghostbumping
kill yourself
Rarity invites you to join her new private club.
- All the Equestria Girls work there, all wear sexy bunny outfits.
- The will serve you drinks and food and provide massages
- The club includes a heated pool. Girls can join you there if you ask, and they wear skimpy bikinis when they go in the pool
- There is no rule against having sex with a bunny, and there are private rooms at the club, however this is NOT something the girls are required to do and they are free to say no.
Membership is $300 a month or $3000 a year, drinks, food, and tips not included. Do you join?
>>29392805
Nope, I like my wizard powers and spending all my money on stuff that isn't whores.
No.
>>29392805
>Do you join?
Of course. But in my fantasy it's free of charge and I'm the only member.
>tfw don't give a rats ass about behind the scenes drama
>tfw still enjoy the show, each and every season
>tfw Twitter meltdowns and the political views of voice actors don't color my judgement of the final product
>tfw been watching since 2011 and have yet to be let down by ponies
>tfw no waifu, just favorite ponies that I enjoy seeing develop and grow as characters
>tfw short of going back to g3 there's nothing this show could possibly do that would make me stop watching because I don't take it so fucking seriously like all of you
>tfw all this bitching about inane, asinine bullshit as if the show hasn't had inane, asinine bullshit since Season 1 amuses me
>tfw still happy and still enjoying ponies in its entirety 6 years later
Honestly, why do you people even bother coming here and continuing to watch if you just bitch and complain so much over every stupid little thing, every minor inconsistency and lapse in continuity? Just shut the fuck up and enjoy the show for what it has always been; an above-average children's cartoon with cool characters, settings, and humor. Or stay mad. Your choice I guess.
>>29392769
Wow, so Alicorn Twilight is an obvious bait horse like Glimmer now, huh.
Made me reply/10
>>29392769
>I like the show no matter what but I don't want to read any complaint about it because for some reason whatever some idiot has to say affects me more than watching episodes written by people who doesn't even watch the show
>>29392769
>hasdrone
>Anon... Uh... If ya don't mind me askin', whats ah "meme?"
Read up, apple horse.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memetics
>>29392722
Cancer in its purest form
>>29392722
Is this a meme?
It's fucking February.
What'll it be this year?
Past Sins: The Musical
>>29392619
I don't pay attention to not pony.
>>29392635
>>29392648
Cool memes m8s
Anyone still give a fuck about the CCG? New set is coming and they showcased some pretty cool new cards.