sayyyyy niggerrrrrr
Sorry but what is this game? Looks interesting, like a habbo pony
>>29373014
http://pony.town/
Pony town niggerrrrrrrr
A friend recommended MLP to me. I tried watching it, but it's hard to get myself past the fact that it's made for children. That's why I want to know why you like MLP, and how you got into the show.
>>29372730
cute ponies
>>29372730
Why do you like chocolate, OP? Some people don't like chocolate. Should you tried to convince them to like chocolate?
SpongeBob is made for children.
Steven Universe is made for children.
Gravity Falls is made for children.
My philosophy is that just because something is made with kids in mind doesn't mean adults can't find enjoyment in it.
When you clop for the first time
>>29372253
>hideousness
BS
>>29372385
Be honest with yourself, Anon
My first timewith G4was actually kinda funny: had just found JJ's Molestia tumblr and was reading all the posts from the start. Halfway through I was having a very confused gigaboner but still telling to myself "Hell, no, I don't care what you're feeling. You're not doing it"
Needless to say, that resolve didn't last long (20 minutes). All I could think of was "Oh dear, what have I done..."
Then I remembered I had fapped with a toy catalog filled with G1 toys and stopped caring.
Flu is hitting me hard, I'm on three different sleep meds, still can't quite get there. Show me sleepy ponies to push me over the line. Or talk about pony bedtime routines,
>>29372206
>You are feeling very sleepy anon...
Why am I so jealous of Fancy Pants for the way his wife behaves around him?
I'm jelly because after 5 years with a gf, It didn't turn out and she didn't end as my wife.
>>29372147
She's almost too affectionate, like she wants to get married but he's like why should I buy the cow when I get the milk for free?
FP is a stone cold pimp.
She was his wife?
>1000 years of alicorn and nightmare moon's lust
>trapped in a filly body
Time to mount 'er up, partner.
YEEEHAAAW
>>29371689
Nyx is cute, CUTE!
The best pony!
>>29371689
GO FUCK YOURSELF
without mlp's bright happy influence depression starts kicking in, but every time i try to reach out to the fandom or share creatives i get disgusted by the cucks that seem to be the only one's still active.
where did everybody go? i miss you guys
i'm in the room next to yours with your mom LOL
>>29371652
I'm here, and I don't no whether your memeing or not but I'll take the bait. This fandom is still alive, and I would ignore the few cucks who reee whenever anyone shows human emotion.
>>29371652
Taking a massive shit in the toilet at the moment, I'll be out in a bit.
He's in the new season. He's the Apple family's dad.
>>29370920
this is an old tweet, mobileshitter.
>>29370920
I read that last line as "Apple family's dead."
>>29370929
What are you talking about? Look up his Twitter. This was posted a few hours ago.
Shatner should be in an episode with DeLancie for the Star Trek autism.
Does anyone have the full thing?
>>29370692
Yes. And no, I won't share it. You want it, get it yourself, lazy ass.
What is this? What the fuck is up with those faces?
>>29370780
You don't really have it, do you?
+Good news
+Good music
+Great art
+Amusing episode followups
-Shit comic reviews
-Absolutely cancerous comments section
-Illustrious Q
7/10 it's a good site and I'm glad it exists
>>29370342
>Absolutely cancerous comments section
can it really be worse than 4chan?
>Illustrious Q
what is this?
>>29370357
>can it really be worse than 4chan?
Yes. 4chan is full of faggots but we know we're faggots. EQD's comments are full of pretentious, self-righteous assholes.
>what is this?
An balding faggot who does the comic reviews and can't stop shilling to save his life. He praises Fosgitt's art and has never once had a bad thing to say about the comics. The rest of the staff fucking hates him but no one else is willing to suffer through doing a comic review.
I want to sex the pony
>>29370086
Poni is not for sexual you sick fuck.
Go have sex with a human girl around your own age.
>>29370553
>human girls
No thanks. Give me the pony pussy.
>>29370086
I want Rarity to vomit on my nipples
>listening to mlp music before class starts
>earphone cord hanging off the corner of my desk
>pick up my phone quick for some reason
>cord loop hanging off desk catches on the corner, gets yanked out of the headphone jack
>"GET YOUR HOOVES UP PARTY'S STARTING OUT RIGHT NOW, EVERYPONY EVERYPONY GET DOWN!! TIME TO MAKE A WISH, BETTER MAKE IT RIGHT NO-"
>got headphones back in
>entire room silent
End my life.
>>29370034
This story sounds familiar.
>>29370034
>before class
>room is silent
well at least it happened in an empty room.
>>29370065
I think he meant the room went silent after they heard the music
/mlp/ or r/mylittlepony?
>>29369967
The reddit clone where you can get away from shills.
>>29369967
depends what you want. we definitely have the best bestiality porn, but they have the best upvote system.
>>29369979
what clone?
>>29369980
no furries pls
Something is wrong.
After your last rape encounter with Vinyl, where you managed to turn the tide against her, you've been having thoughts about her that don't involve violating her and leaving her where she lay.
You think you're catching...feelings for her.
She's been giving you signals that she's coming after you again tonight. What will you do?
>>29369688
>rape
>>29369688
>try explaining how you feel
>spaghetti everywhere
>rape
>>29369915
Who is raping who?
>...
>What?
>Eh, come in I can't hear you.
>Now what'd you say?
>Shave? What do you need to shave for?
>I don't understand. I don't see anything.
>Wait, was it the algebra teacher?
>He's the only one that ever sends the boys to the office for that.
>Well, go get dad to teach you.
>You did? What did he say?
>What's he doing right now?
>Ugh... lazy fuck.
>Okay fine, look it's not that hard.
>Use soap if you really need to, but you don't right now.
>Look just run it under the water and-
>You're not gonna cut yourself just-
>You want me to do it?
>Alright then.
>Hold still.
>...
>There, that wasn't so bad was it?
>Exactly, now you think you can do it yourself?
>Don't thank me, that's what big sisters are for.
But I don't want a big sister
>>29369670
Now shave my bush.
>>29370105
You don't get to choose.