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Rarity invites you to join her new private club.
- All the Equestria Girls work there, all wear sexy bunny outfits.
- The will serve you drinks and food and provide massages
- The club includes a heated pool. Girls can join you there if you ask, and they wear skimpy bikinis when they go in the pool
- There is no rule against having sex with a bunny, and there are private rooms at the club, however this is NOT something the girls are required to do and they are free to say no.
Membership is $300 a month or $3000 a year, drinks, food, and tips not included. Do you join?
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>>29392805
Nope, I like my wizard powers and spending all my money on stuff that isn't whores.
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No.
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>>29392805
>Do you join?
Of course. But in my fantasy it's free of charge and I'm the only member.
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>>29392831
This guy knows what's up.
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>>29392805
Their underage so no.
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>>29392805
>no hooves
>sharing waifu with others
>shelling out $300 a month just to be there
there is literally nothing good about this scenario
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>>29392805
>no hooves
Of course not
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>>29393008
dumb frogposter
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>>29392805
this was so close to being Starless
difference is that Anon should have been an employee
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>>29393032
>Starless
Patrician nukige, good taste.
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>>29392805
>300 a month/ 3000 a year
Can I live here? Is the food free? If I'm paying this much its about to become my new address.
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>>29393021
dumb dumbposter
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>>29393067
>drinks, food, and tips not included
take a wild fucking guess
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>>29392805
>$300 a month or $3000 a year
>can't fuck them if they don't want it
I choose >rape and save my money
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>>29392808
Masturbating depletes fuel for magical powers.
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>>29393032
green about anon working at that club and the girls try to seduce him but his boss says he is not allowed to touch other employees when?
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>>29392805
if she lowers the fee
i'm not into those "oh, i'm so VIP for paying XXX money when another guy is paying X money. but since i'm paying more, i'm better" places
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>>29393336
Better:
>customer oggle the girls
>all girls are used to it
>employee Anon is used at seeing the girls in bunny outfits
>they're secretly he doesn't seem to care
>try to woo
>boss said it goes of his salary
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>>29392805
I join on a monthly basis, if I don't manage to fuck a bunny within the first few months then I cancel membership. In the meantime I enjoy as many massages and pool time as I can.
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>>29393304
Lies, blasphemer, I am able to turn apathy into happiness at my very beck and call.
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>they are free to say no
>$300 a month or $3000 a year
>drinks, food, and tips not included
>Do you join?
FUCK no
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