This guy is the new principal of Canterlot High (or Crystal

>>29393135
>"MR PIPSQUEAK, HEY, PUT IT AWAY, BRAH."
>"NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR PEACEFUL PENIS WAVING PROTEST, K"

>>29393135
That show is garbage.

>>29393135
He kills himself because he can't figure out who is a minority

Who's the one that he beats the shit out of?

>>29393170
kek

>>29393538
Rainbow Dash is most like Cartman, so her.

Ppc Pony pc principal beat the shit out of Derpy for looking at him funny

>>29393135
Glimmer

>>29393605
I want to write a green, but I'm at work right now. I'll do as soon as I can.

>>29394191
please do anon.

>>29393135
Diamond Tiara gets expelled for her past actions.

Considering how aggressive PC Principal gets when a group known to endure discrimination gets insulted in even the most subtle and vague possible, he will beat the crap out of her and have her mom fired from the school's department and premises.

>>29393162
that would make FiM less than garbage.

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rebel

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>Hoping to get back at their new PC Mayor Pony for being so strict, Starlight goes back to her antagonist roots and derives a clever blackmail tactic. Meanwhile Ra, Apple, Dash, Pinks, and Flutts watches through the bathroom stall in anticipated excitement as Glimmer works her magic.
>"But of course, nopony in Equestria has to know about this... we have an understanding, right?"
>..."What did you just say?"
>"We have an understanding...?"ft
>" Did you just say noPONY and not noBODY!?"

1/4

>>29393162
We know, but this is the only board where we can discuss Equestria Girls

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>"I'm... sorry?"
>"Are you discriminating all the gryphon, dragons and OTHER hooved creatures such as donkeys, yaks and buffalo who also live in Equestria?!"
>"What? N-no, of course not I just-"
>"You regularly use pronouns that excludes entire races of sentient species while referring to Equestria as a whole?!"
>"Okay, look, I'm one of the Princess's student, I can easily tell her about this and- AH!"
>PCPony picks up Starlight effortlessly and slams her into the stall.
>"Are you exploiting your status as a unicorn in attempts to appear more intimidating!?!"
>"No!"
>PC Pony slams Starlight face first against a mirror.

2/4

Give me more time.

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>If they haven't figured it out already, it was herected the others were starting to realise things weren't going quite as planned.
>"ARE YOU TRYING TO ASSERT YOUR UNICORN PRIVLEDGES!?"
>PC Pony slams her head into a ceramic toilet bowl, breaking it.
>"GAH!
>"WERE YOU IMPLYING THAT JUST BECAUSE A UNICORN CAN PHYSICALLY CONTROL MAGIC
THAT MAKES PEGASUS AND EARTH PONY MAGIC ANY LESS IMPORTANT?"
>Starlight gets slammed into the wall and sink a few more times, each making her yelp in pain.
>"No! I'm sorry! I was only trying to frame you for raping Derpy!"
>*CRASH*

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>"YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY ISN'T A UNICORN OR A PONY THAT MAKES THEM LESS SPECIAL!?!
>Slams Starlight hard onto the floor by her tail, landing on her back.
>"No, please!"
>PC Pony precedes to bash Star into a bloody.mess.
>"DID YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT HOW ALL THE GRYPHONS, BUFFALO AND OTHER CREATURES HAVE TO DEAL WITH BEING THE MINORITIES AND NOT BEING ABLE TO USE MAGIC OR HAVE CUTIE MARKS AROUND THE MARES AND STALLIONS SUCH AS YOU EVERY DAY!?!"
>PC Pone punches the racist pony through each and every emphasis, giving her the justice she deserves. (And splattering more of her blood in different directions)
>At this point, as she looks less and less like Starlight, the only sounds Glimmer manages to make are various coughing and gagging noises.
>Meanwhile the Mane Six -1 can only look on in stunned horror after seeing how badly their plan back fired. They decide to do the smart thing for once and bail!

4/4

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>>29395706
>>29396442
>>29396661

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>>29396442
>>29396661

>>29395484
South Park is better than Equestria Girls.

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>>29393538
>>29393557
top fucking kek

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>>29396661
Wonderful, just wonderful.

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>>29395458
>>29395706
>>29396442
>>29396661

>>29393135
looks like a dork

>>29393135
>>29393162
South Park is the perfect example of why everyone hates centrists. It's just "Lash Out At Everyone With Every Political Belief Like You're Helen Keller With An M60: The Show."

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>>29395302
>tfw someone posting Blake greentexts on /mlp/ made me interested in RWBY
>tfw Blake turned out to be "protagonist of a Tumblr-made CUHRAYZEE game"
>tfw I'm stuck watching this piece of shit get worse and worse
>tfw I'm multi-track drifting on two never-ending rides now
FUCK

>>29397877
Just because I think both sides are pure cancer doesn't mean that we can't find some middle ground here right?

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>>29397877

>"Waaah they don't pretend one side is completely good and the other side is completely evil!"

Go back to watching MSNBC or Fox News.

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>>29397877
>FIT INTO MY FALSE DICHOTOMY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stop it

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SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH Scootaloo

>>29393557
Trixie might be more comparable to Cartman.

>>29399644
Dubs confirm Sethy boi

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>>29393135