I need to write a short story, /lit/, but I'm fresh out of ideas. Please help.
An autistic child goes on an adventure with his talking dog to find the magic skull of Oogy Bogus the Angolan war chief. On the way he learns a thing or two about friendship.also he fucks his sister.
What do you normally write?
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
Is Everyman's Library's Don Quixote any good?
>>7572486
its quixotic
>>7572496
Quick-saw-tick
>>7572505
What does /lit/ think about Everyman's Library? I was thinking about buying some classic books.
Fine. Buy with confidence. One of the better publishers for affordable hardcovers of classic titles, usually uses good translations for foreign works, and typically contains sufficient notes/intro/contextual info.
they're good but expensive. hold out and look at library book sales and stuff, or at least buy used. They're all over the place.
Excellent series. Beautifully made books. Sewn signatures. There's about thirty books from them that I want to buy. I love that they pack multiple titles into one volume. E.g., Updike's Rabbit tetralogy, Didion's nonfiction, McCarthy's Border Trilogy. Love it.
They're under the same corporate umbrella as Vintage, so I hope they one day publish Mishima's Sea of Fertility books in one volume.
>someone asks you a question, and you don't quite understand what they're trying to convey
"How do you mean?" vs. "What do you mean?"
Which one is correct?
>>7572298
Depends on the question they ask.
>>7572298
Too wordy
"Say again"
"Say what"
Or simply
"What"
Are all superior
>>7572298
>Which one is correct?
they mean different things
>If we affirm one single moment, we thus affirm not only ourselves but all existence. For nothing is self-sufficient, neither in us ourselves nor in things; and if our soul has trembled with happiness and sounded like a harp string just once, all eternity was needed to produce this one event—and in this single moment of affirmation all eternity was called good, redeemed, justified, and affirmed.
What did he mean by this?
he meant "stop being a pessimistic narcissistic insufferable aspie dip, OP"
A'ight. It's just that, take the good wif the bad, innit? Or the bad wif the good, I don't know, I mean, take sumfin, like a Chinese restaurant where they give you them sauces for free, an life is like that as well.
So life's like that, innit? Like a Chinese dish, with a shit afterwards. Take the dish, an take the shit with it
>One moment of pleasure justifies all the shit and misery of the rest of eternity, because it was connected to and required for that one moment
He's telling you to settle for what you get, pretty slave-like mentality there, Nietzsche.
>start listening to audiobooks
>stop playing video games
>watch for Audible sales instead of Steam sales
>scratches all the same itches of buying shit for cheap
Did I become a patrician?
>audiobooks
>patrician
senpai...
>>7572138
I work a job that requires me being at an office for 12 hours a day, so audio books are really the only way I can scratch my literary itch. I just watch them and 1.5 speed on youtube because I find them a bit slow otherwise.
Audio books are pleb and will always remain pleb. Only good for YA tbqh faggot.
>I have read the western canon
How old am I?
85 years and 183 days old
bloom years old
I'd say 50
not trolling. is reading fun for you?
about 95% of the time yes.
>>7572060
Sometimes, if the book is entertaining.
Mostly, I just read for knowledge and to strengthen my grasp on characters, narrative and to improve my lexicon.
Not always, but if something isn't fun to read for me then I just don't read it.
How did the Wardine chapter make the cut?
Because it's hilarious
If you didn't feel like shit when Wardine done be cry you aren't human.
>>7571985
This
How could I finish a book I hate?
>>7571948
If you don't like the book, stop reading it.
>>7571948
The ending could bring everything together in ways you wouldn't imagine.
why would u do that
I was floored by this novel. There is so much in it that someone who solely knows of the pop culture icon of "Frankenstein's monster" would never know. I was particularly shocked to find that Frankenstein's monster isn't a grunting beast. He is ugly, but he is actually the novel's most eloquent and tragic character. Viktor Frankenstein wasn't a mad scientist. He was a brilliant young man who gained the power of a God, yet unlike God, he was selfish and didn't consider the well-being of his creation. There's a lot more to discuss. Regardless, it's just insane to me that this extremely fucked up, dark novel has been so utterly butchered in pop culture.
Any other thoughts?
Maybe the book is a metaphor for the transformative power of pop culture.
Robert de Niro and Kenneth Branagh made a movie in the 90s that was easily the best adaptation of the novel. De Niro is standard De Niro, but more squinty and touches his mole more. Branagh is the comfirmed bachelor who cheats on his partner a lot.
If I remember right, the movie as a whole is....reddit at best, but I remember the leads being whores towards their emotions.
>>7571695
What does "Reddit at best" exactly mean?
What /lit/-related things are you going to do today?
>tfw going to start editing the first draft of the third installment of my memoir
wake up read ~50 pages of recreational book
going to go to English classes
going to do assigned readings
going to do more recreational reading
going to do 1 hour minimum of writing
Work on my research project and then read miscellaneous material.
>>7571529
Pretend that I have read the book someone is talking about and shit post in their thread.
is calling out fallacies a legitimate argumentative tactic in debate or just a cop out for people who aren't intelligent enough to articulate a response?
is this even /lit/ related?
its pretty stupid going on other boards seeing people yelling "STRAWMAN STRAWMAN" and 90% of the time it isn't even a strawman.
>>7571488
>is calling out fallacies a legitimate argumentative tactic in debate
Not if it's not an actual fallacy, which, as you pointed out, isn't normally the case.
>>7571524
*is
>>7571488
>is calling out fallacies a legitimate argumentative tactic in debate
No, it isn't. If you identify a fallacy, you should attack the fallacious argument, not just squawk "ad hom" over and over. Or just keep piling them on; if your opponent calls you a faggot for wanting to make homo marriage legal, call him a murderer for being in favor of abortion. Whatever floats your boat.
Has there been many writers who have changed their styles many times and managed to do it well?
Rest in peace.
Who the fuck is David Bowie?
>>7571251
How do you know it's David Bowie?
discuss
>>7571073
I liked The Idiot and Demons better than Brothers K. I think it's because everyone hyped it up so much.
What's wrong with dune?
Yeah it's kinda overrated but it's damn good.
>>7571073
Harper Lee is a top 5 author of all time.