Pizza edition
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Let's do our best, girls!
Previous >>6438001
Hello laddies
>>6439217
Kicking someone while they're already buried
*queefs a lil*
>tfw no pizza
tallied up the votes and here are the beauty contest winners
>>6439217
can you not
nobody wants to see that
>>6439262
Worse feel than worst dysphoria
>>6439248
But I still haven't had a one night stand with someone, I should do that at least once shouldn't I?
>>6439266
im a tier too high.
>>6439228
What?
>>6439266
TFG!
I thought I failed for a second
>>6439274
>tfw two tiers too high
>>6439262
iktf
>>6439271
Dating apps..
>>6439263
don't call it a comeback... because i never left
>>6439278
same
Grace is not passing. Hormones are not working out for the 6 months she's on them. She's not going to metamorphose into a beautiful butterfly. Deal with that you fucking delusional hons.
>>6439266
>Edie comes back
>Tier lists show up again
>>6439266
>Red, Amy, Aife, Tichs in good
>Elanna, Faye, Phien, Cheska in ok
>honcelyn in anything but garbage
This honestly might be one of the worst tier lists ever made.
>>6439284
trip on birdo
>>6439266
i feel like ive masturbated to jormy on /gif/ before
>>6439266
Kiwi is cute! CUTE!!
>>6439285
Edie drops trip like all the time
>>6439266
Glad im not put into these lmao
>>6439282
Too sad after your leaving forever meltdown. Have you accepted your life as a loser?
>>6439291
she looks like a skinnier kayla
>>6439242
No I only tell people who think having
masculine features is fine but it isn't
It doesn't matter. I project my own insecurities onto others.
Sure people can say oh you pass or you're cute but it's all lies because a lot of people don't want to me.
I don't mean to fight with people but I let my temper get the best of me and I'll I do is complain about my insecurities.
I should work to be happy.
I have a BF, a decent paying job, friends and yet I feel so unfulfilled and yearn for attention.
>>6439289
Reeeeee fite*
>>6439286
My pic is from 5 months ago....
Ha.
Keep it that way.
I want everyone to think I'm a chaser
>tell yourself you're just glad you got to say something to her
>feel happy and less tense then you have for days
>She texts you immediately right then, right as you said it's ok if you never saw her again
>she tells you you can be friends
I literally just started to cry, emotions are.. Weird and beautiful and strange, but it felt really good, I love her face so much tbqh.
>>6439300
your ex or edie?
>>6439291
kayla?
>>6439266
>Still with the low pixel crop of my cams
People will never know a photo of me besides this one ever again.
>>6439296
i think kayla passes a tiny bit more though
>>6439280
>tfw gonna fuck a chad
>>6439308
>i think kayla passes a tiny bit more though
uhhhh.... no
kiwi passes better
>>6439291
Its too bad kiwi has a shit ton of mental issues or else she'd be pretty cute.
>>6439286
They're made by gay men that prefer masculine faces and androgynous plain clothes. You can rename most of the lists to Twink List.
>>6439308
>>6439308
kayla doesn't pass at all.
>>6439318
>>6439294
i accepted that a very long time ago tbqh
ITT chasers argue about tier list
working in the service industry sucks fucking donkey dick, and i dont even deal with customers.
>>6439315
what are her mental issues? BPD like every other tranny?
>>6439293
why not you are at least good tier
>>6439315
In real pictures Kiwi is actually ugly. Like that picture at a fast food place shortly before Kiwi started posting shops with instagram filters.
>>6439325
>working in the service industry
>>6439318
ayy lmao
>tfw ur a girl
>>6439304
Edie is my ex, that other girl I was dating before her is still best friends with me, we're going to pride in Sunday and stuff... But that's very very different to me then this, Edie has kinda always been someone I looked up to.
>>6439326
I dont know what the word is but when she gets depressed, which is often, she goes off the deep end hard and tries her best to either hurt herself or the ones close to her. All thee while making very bad choices.
>>6439329
Kiwi lost a ton of weight and had just started on hormone therapy then.
>>6439335
the more you say that the less i believe it
Anyone want to get a tiny chat going?
>>6439331
its not like i have a choice, believe me.
>>6439288
lil nigga I have a woman and I don't give one singular heck about grace
>>6439335
idktf
>>6439342
And looked suddenly different from one picture taken in real life and the other edited just a few weeks later. Wake up it's not hard to smell the bullshit.
>>6439271
Nah. Wait for movienight. :D
>start playing wow again
>end up just waiting in 1 spot for hours hoping a baby gorrila pet will spawn
this game is dumb
>>6439335
>tfw ur a elf
>>6439278
I love the choking game.
>>6439351
I'm sorry
No, I need major help.
I need to leave this place and try to live my life and be happy to the best of my abilities
>>6439337
>Edie has kinda always been someone I looked up to.
>looking up to Edie
>mfw
>>6439352
She's still my /r9k/ waifu and I'll chase her until the end of time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv99PsnPHFo
>>6439355
>not playing the best race of elves
>>6439349
hi birdo :>
>>6439355
did you get that generations demo tho?
>>6439348
You always have a choice, anon. It's just that you choose to believe that the other choices are outside the realm of possibility to you because you refuse to work for it.
You're handicapping yourself before you even try.
>>6439318
>tfw my mom looks like kayla
>tfw you're only ok, and not attractive
W..would it help if I put on lipstick and winged eye liner...
>>6439349
who is your woman?
>>6439374
learn to do makeup so you can attract yuppie guys.
>>6439337
>Looking up to people
>not accepting that everyone is shit and anyone you trust will eventually hurt you in some way because people are intrinsically garbage
>>6439374
You look like a boy in that Not cute either
>>6439374
>W..would it help if I put on lipstick and winged eye liner...
yes, let me teach you how. let me show you the ways of the basic bitch
>>6439360
When a dude posts a pic of a random chick they got from google, then a guy replies. Aw bb you are so nice I think we have things in common, you cute, how can I get in touch. You're being that guy right now.
lol my friend questioned the legitimacy of my transition and compared me to how absurd it would be to hypothetically replacing his legs with a big flipper to become a mermaid.
>>6439374
no
youd still look like joseph gordon levitt
>>6439374
>tfw u need tons of plastic surgery to become attractive
Fuck
>tfw ur a large cock
>salad
>>6439266
Where would I land?
>>6439374
I can't fathom people think you actually look good. Some people are easier duped than others.
>>6439387
What an analogy.
>>6439392
meh tier
>>6439387
He's hinting to you that he wants to be a mermaid. He wants you to kidnap him and make him a mermaid
>>6439392
It's not a very well made tier list to begin with.
>>6439383
>chasing an old middle aged hon
>>6439372
<3333 It would be worth the wait, trust me.
>>6439392
OHGOD
I'M LAFFIN
>>6439374
Yes. Makeup works miracles. I am learning with the help of the girls at work. They take me shopping and help me pick out makeup so I look good. It is a process but im getting there!
>>6439392
is that chin photoshopped
its kinda disturbing if not, because of where it meets your cheeks
All the fucking trolls in here tonight...Sad, very very sad.
>>6439402
>Jormy plays a NE because she likes taking the knot
Be one with nature.
>"I'm a girl now, and I would like society to perceive me as such"
>doesn't know how to wear makeup
>puts no effort into appearing feminine
>doesn't know how to dress
>plays video games
>doesn't socialize with cis women
>>6439407
Wats ur Skype
>>6439392
that hair looks fucking awful, what is wrong with you, jesus christ it looks like you're wearing a fuckin helmet. it's better to show a large forehead than to try to cover it up like that my god you are vile
>>6439408
wats your phone number
>>6439403
>tfw makeup is the only thing that makes you pass
>>6439407
cis girls are scary desu
>>6439392
You need to contour your face with blush or bronzer, wear foundation to hide the shadow, use some eyeliner and some smokey eye shadow to draw attention to your eyes and you will look way more feminine!
>>6439399
she's 32, retard
>hon
top kek mate, i've seen her in person and there is a lot of potential there. she is beautiful
>>6439411
Honcelyn BTFO
>>6439402
>not playing a real female roll like healer
>>6439393
I was trying to get advice
>>6439388
He's qt tho, I'd take it, and we both played a guy named Robin!
>>6439383
I'd like to sit down and try, I've been dying to do this with someone
>>6439403
That sounds good o.o
>tfw no gfs who wear makeup
>>6439389
Everyone needs surgery to look good, you know this
>>6439379
I still love women though, like literally everything about them, spending time with them, kissing them, being emotionally close to them.... It's top tier
>>6439372
Yeah it's me
>>6439413
Makeup makes a 6 a 9. a 4 to a 7, so on and so forth.
Being a dick doesn't change the reason girls started wearing makeup in the first place.
>>6439407
>tfw I'm all of these things
>>6439407
Don't be mean!
That's me desu
>>6439412
(408) 842-7282
>>6439423
I don't want this to be true
>>6439400
I imagine it would be <3
>>6439407
>denying the existence of autistic women
>>6439425
I actually do think you need to take a break from this place. Find other things to focus on, the place you're in right now isn't healthy.
>>6439407
I'm bandage spec
>>6439433
I got a banana right here for you bae
>>6439404
um no lol
I'm 20 months hrt
>>6439355
>log into gw2 after a while
>sell items
>acquire virtual money
>get bored
MMO's are awful timesinks
>>6439266
>march 27th
>>6439407
Pls no bully, it's not my fault I didn't grow up as a girl.
>>6439438
>>6439438
pls sort out that hair.
>>6439433
But you don't live in the east bay, my office phone is 408..... Wait that's my number
>>6439438
dude im so sorry
>tfw wear make up every day
>take care of skin and hair every day
>always girlvoice bc puberty never lowered your voice
>very smol
>fem
>very quiet
still doesnt work. where do i get off?
>>6439431
Jfc.. At least go fullblown lezzie.
I mean, fuck
Mascara+eyeliner is an easy daily wear.
Shave the side of your head, get blue colour, nose+lip piercings.
Do your country proud-er.
Be the best tranny you can be!
>>6439446
>.>
>you will never have angie bounce on your dick
>>6439408
i dont give out my skype anymore. three people have it and that's all who will ever have it. nothing against you, i just don't want to wade into /mtfg/ bullshit again
>>6439415
>"I'm a girl"
>scared of girls
toppest of keks
>>6439427
you're 18, you will learn. knew a bunch of 5/10 butterface uggos in high school who are now beautiful at 23 because they learned how to use makeup and dress well.
>>6439431
you at least hang out with a cis girl. and i can teach you makeup. or the internet can if you think that's awkward
>>6439433
search your feelings, you know it to be true.
>>6439423
Watch yootoob vids on makeup, go to dollar tree (im serious) and get you some basic makeup. Their eyeshadow and lipstick is pretty good for a dollar. Spend more than that on foundation, its really important that it covers well. Either use a mineral foundation alone like like dermablend or bareminerals, or a liquid foundation, followed by a loose powder foundation. I am actually getting pretty good at mine. I am only 3 months on HRT so I have to focus on contouring my face and using foundation to hide my beard shadow.
>>6439435
>>6439440
oh lord why would you do this
>>6439452
>three people have it and that's all who will ever have it.
=(
>>6439433
>(408) 842-7282
Casa de fruta!
im gonna beat rachel up tbqf
>>6439262
Darling I don't think you need any pizza judging by the size of you. Hop on a treadmill fatty
>>6439434
I'll take you out somewhere nice for dinner, movie night, and some snuggles. You'll love it. There's a few gentlemen left on the coast. :3
>>6439449
>Shave the side of your head, get blue colour, nose+lip piercings.
>>6439451
trip on, Angie
>>6439459
>i've masturbated to you masturbating before
pix plz
>>6439452
Our blooming romance will have to continue in my headcanon
>>6439452
nah I'm chill about it
pretty okay with coming across like an ultra turbodyke to everyone I meet
>>6439417
kek mate no she's not 32
>>6439465
>Our blooming romance
noooooo! ;_;
>>6439366
what's up best slav
>>6439378
it is a mystery
>>6439402
yeah but you can get a code if you pay over $4 for the E3 humble bundle, dunno if that's still a thing though.
>>6439458
trip on, Amy/Shakira/Australians
>>6439461
I thought you were married tbqh o.o
>>6439459
Tru, I used to think I was autistic then I just started socialising more.
>>6439452
How.. Would you teach me senpai
Would it be harsh and repetitive like boot camp
Or soft and caring like my forced fem stories
>>6439441
>Get bored
>hop to a new game
>
>never face my problems
>>6439470
i named my bluejay after you by accident is that okay
>>6439459
w-what
>>6439470
I had a look at that but I didn't see anything about a code... the game comes out soon enough anyways
>>6439462
I'm fucking with you.
But stop being frumpy and wear some goddamned mascara + liner
>>6439472
Not married, no. I used to be in a serious relationship for awhile but that's long in the past. That's sort of how I am though, I'd prefer to be in a few longterm relationships than lots of flings or one night stands.
>>6439356
I wanna try to do it until I pass out. :^)
>>6439467
then how old is she you dolt? she says she's 32, i believe her.
>>6439463
they pop up in the shemale or trap threads on >>>/gif/ every now and then
>>6439465
<3
>>6439466
you're cute at least, i'll give you that
>>6439366
i always forget that you are slavic too. well i guess i'm only half slavic but w/e
>>6439473
Faye the only thing thats left to do is they help you murder your man voice so you sound as fem as eddie.
>>6439470
Only slav ;-;
>>6439477
what if you just play wow for the cute pets?
>>6439266
- edie in Okay tier
- amyvictoria in Okay tier
- aife in AD tier
- moap in Meh tier
- titchbits in Okay tier
- cheska in Meh tier
- rawr in Good tier
- kayla in Meh tier
- tilly in Good tier
- valq in Meh tier
That's all folks!
>>6439477
More like wasting 8 years of my life on WoW repressing dysphoria
>>6439482
You're a fool, but one is born every minute as they say.
Is anyone else here a virgin?
>>6439486
Fuqyou
I stay last.
Forever.
>>6439484
i was born in plzeň but my slavic blood is tainted with mizrahi jew
Hey. Sup
>>6439494
All sex not for procreation is sin, and because we cannot have kids we have no reason to have sex.
>>6439502
post butt
>>6439494
people found them? o no...
>>6439493
I am for now.
>>6439474
Vidya is pretty boring desu, only one that's really engaging to me rn is overwatch and i can't stand that for more than a few hours which is good I guess. I got more time for other stuff not that I got much productive things to do right now.
Trying to look for clothes online but the more I researched what would look good on me the less I know and now I'm completely bamboozled.
>>6439499
I put you in Meh tier because you look like Kayla who also belongs in Meh tier
>>6439502
hey dude, long time no see!! (this is jennifer/anteater)
glad to see that your life is going well enough for you to not come here often
>>6439501
Ewww jews.
>>6439510
Fuck.
>>6439266
this is pretty old desu we're over due for a new one
>>6439493
Yeah but I did some really lewd stuff in HS like holding hands or locking arms...
>>6439511
Hey, what's up? I'm not sure why anyone comes here since most of the people here are miserable shits that perpetuate their angst onto others but I'm doing alright thank you. How are you?
>>6439508
I fapped to them too.
>>6439519
>>6439514
You belong in AD tier
>>6439508
yeah dude, they're hot stuff. you're with some other girl who has similar hair to you and you guys like touch each other's tits and jack each other off
>>6439528
>>6439528
Stay out of my bedroom, pls..
Peeping lech.
>>6439521
i only came back a few weeks ago because i'm depressed and miserable again :(
anime is for the weak
>>6439518
knock yourself out
>>6439512
To be fair, it's pretty slim picking these days for introverts or people who just aren't super into the club/bar scene. @____@;
>>6439536
That's why it's perfect for me.
>>6439518
no
sage
>>6439518
working on it
>>6439536
>tfw watching anime right now
>>6439528
Everyone says Jormy is dating a cross dresser.
>>6439536
>tfw know you'll never be accepted as female until you get rid of male hobbies
>tfw when want to get more into female musicians, shows,etc etc but cant because cry at how perfect they are while your own appearance and dress is shit due to being born male
somebody just put me to sleep so i can never wake up...
>>6439553
>not blasting Imogen heap & Regina spektor with your head stuffed into an engine compartment
>>6439543
there it is
>>6439553
Since when is anime a male hobby? Females tend to watch different anime on average, sure, but they certainly watch it.
>>6439539
I mean that said I do go to clubs and bars but I really don't know how anyone could meet anyone there what with how loud it is, and how hard it is to just strike up conversation with a stranger. Extroverts are weird.
>>6439536
Anime is AGP
>>6439544
Korra confirmed weak?
>>6439557
There was a story of an canadian oil sands worker with a family and a big house paid with loans. He got layed off and drove to the middle of nowhere and turned the gas on so he'd kill himself.
>>6439266
How sad, you must have no life to be making these.
Jormy Stalkers are slacking off and haven't posted the fap vids yet.
>>6439564
yes ;;
>>6439568
Turned gas on in the middle of nowhere?
I mean, that sucks for him?
Why are you telling me this?
>>6439561
>anime a male hobby?
Anime is only watched by men in Japan. Even in the US the only girls that watch anime are usually ugly nerdy women.
Wanting to be a normal girl you have to get rid of shit like vidya and a fuckton of other crap.
>>6439575
I thought you tried it
>>6439411
You used to be nice and now you're so bitter
>>6439572
holy fucking shit is that jormy?
and i didn't save them, i just masturbated to them on /gif/ because it was a relatively normal looking transwoman and not some foreigner with a bad boob job. they still get posted every now and then, you'll just have to keep an eye on shemale and trap threads there.
>>6439556
i have wild blackberries in my yard, this is a great idea
>>6439579
lmao no you don't.
>>6439563
Hahaha yeah like those people that just jump into the mix and start grinding on strangers. I have a couple of extrovert friends that are like that. I'm serious about taking you out sometime though. Want to give me your email or something?
>>6439475
yeah all good
>>6439478
you right
>>6439484
the only slav we need desu
>>6439579
>tfw male
feels good enjoying my hobbies
>>6439587
trip on Angie/Amy/Red/Grace/Kato/Australians
hello
>>6439579
>and a fuckton of other crap.
Put up a list of shit I shouldn't do and I'll start marking it off.
I already gave up video games last year and I felt I was a better person for it. I actually keep my place clean and organized by not sitting their and vegging out on some shit game.
>>6439583
Not in Canada
No family
No house
Not male
'Turned gas on in the middle of nowhere?'
>what is this
Your shitpostin is weak, sun.
You've no idea how much free beer I get sitting in my garage listening to girly shit & wrenching on projects.
Boys are dumb.
>>6439593
>the only slav we need desu
>>6439588
Jormy is a gormy looking tranny that looks like she has a brain disorder. Her stalkers followed her for months and said she's dating a hon with kids and an ex wife.
>>6439579
Eh, actually anime is divided up into 3 main groups, all other categories are minor.
Shounen, Shoujo, and Seinen.
Young boy, Young woman, adult. They're written for their target audience. Seinen anime is the least popular obv because not a lot of adults watch that shit. Boy anime is more popular than girl anime simply because it's more likely that girls will watch the boy anime than a boy to watch the girl anime.
So in short, if you liked inuyasha you're actually a tranny because it's DBZ for girls and statistically boys don't watch girl shows.
In long; you have no idea what actually happens in Japan lol, maybe you should live there for a while first and talk to students in a language other than fucking english.
boy i started playing nier and im enjoying it a lot already. combat is fun if a tad clunky but the story is interesting and the world, atmosphere, music, etc. is all bretty A+ so far.
>>6439609
Shave that beard off your neck and have another hot-pocket why dontcha
>>6439593
Yay :3
>>6439597
hi, have any good cheese lately?
>>6439610
that game looks cool but i dont want to be infected and become a weeb
what do
>>6439613
none at all
>>6439598
uhhh lets see
watch more female shows (hard mode if your willing to ignore dysphoria from seeing beautiful ciswomen)
listen to a lot more music from female artists and more softer electronic music like house/ambient, less dubstep and metal. Either dont listen to rock or if your willing to be seen as a lesbian then more softer rock.
learn to do makeup, nails, hair, etc
wear completely female clothes
is jörmy pronounced jœmJ or d͡ʒɔrmJ?
>>6439617
Sounds like you lead a lackluster life.
>>6439619
the second way
>>6439591
Well, I'll be out there around the start of august if you're serious. You're in Vancouver right?
I have a Skype that I occasionally use, that's probably the best way to get in touch with me. I don't generally post it in the thread but do you have a throwaway email I could fire it off to?
>>6439619
or d͡ʒɜːrmJ??????
the plot thickens
>>6439615
do what im doing and play it in preparation for a game that will probably end up being way better
>>6439609
You're fucking stupid. Japan is extremely xenophobic and they don't welcome foreigners, the woman has a lesser position in society than the man. Kids might watch anime but none of the adults do unless they're male outcasts. That's why the population of Japan is dying out. You want to live in Japan but you have no idea the reality is different to your anime. Japan is a third world country that would lynch you for being a tranny and a foreigner.
>>6439623
>tfw I was pronouncing it the german way this whole time
>>6439619
typical australian
>tfw you keep listening to the same song over and over again
i can feel my hearing deteriorating
>>6439618
Why watch tv at all then? I'm not gonna watch trash like friends just because everyone else does. ewww.
Hi mtfg. First evening as a cleaning lady/babysitter complete. Love these kids, hate the messes.
What's everyone else up to?
>>6439631
Jormy is australian.
>>6439266
rawr is a cutie 3.14
>>6439629
>citation needed
>>6439638
gross
Seriously, what's with the assholes policing femininity these last few threads? Is it just me or are they getting more numerous? Did school just let out or something?
>>6439618
You're an idiot.
>>6439638
that's probably how it was easy for her stalkers to find her they only have like 3 cities
>>6439627
those heels dont look practical
>>6439643
If you don't suck dick, you aren't female.
>>6439636
I woke up at 5PM, so I'm gonna be up all night... probably gonna listen to a bunch of music.
How old are these kids you're sitting on?
>>6439636
glad to hear it kaka! im use watching anime with friends :3
>>6439624
Yeah I'm in Vancouver. You can throw it to [email protected]
I somehow managed to get extremely wasted on benzos and end up in a sex shop.
I dont even know how it happened
it just did i suppose
>censored because i dont want to go and re get the original image
>>6439266
escaped relevancy again.
phew.
>>6439647
she's an android so it doesnt really matter
>>6439640
This is known to everyone that doesn't get their facts just from anime. You would hate Japan if you went, it's nothing like your anime. They're extremely xenophobic and hammer down the nail that sticks up. They're anti-trans and have no protection for your rights.
>>6439434
I need something
I'm not happy with myself
I'm uncomfortable with being physically and mentally ugly
>>6439618
what
shows
>>6439648
If you don't look like this, you aren't female.
>>6439650
how much have you smoked?
>>6439622
not really no,
i'm in a rut now but soon i'll be having lots of fun
>>6439645
She was always begging anons to give her a dicking in Sydney and didn't keep it secret.
>>6439655
>citation needed.
>Citation needed.
what should i expect when going to transgender counseling
what kind of stuff do you talk about
I don't even remember being there is the funny part.
I mean like, I'm just looking through images from my trip to georgia in my phone and there it is
>>6439618
I do all that already, I guess vidya was the biggest crutch in my life... although I am trying to get away from shit that is just sit and spin... I'm not watching this season of OITNB because apparently it's going the BLM route.
I will sit and watch a novela or two with my mom just because she's still super into them and that's what we did when I was very young.
>>6439462
I never reply to myself
I'm not that autistic
>>6439659
what? im not a smoker :s
>>6439667
You literally just tell the therapist that you're trans and then it goes from there. You talk about your history, family, all that stuff.
>>6439572
Hello, stalker here. What videos are you speaking of? Jörmy is in them? Give me info and I'll go searching.
>>6439596
Why do you keep blaming me?
You must have a hate boner for me
>>6439664
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Japan
>>6439603
what's the matter? ',:^)
>>6439644
IDK but this thing from yesterday really got to me. I think it was Queen and she mentioned that ppl who dress male, look male, and act like one. Shouldn't be surprised when people call them male.
>>6439658
sucks that you can only get surgery to add additional heads in Thailand
>>6439672
whatever floats your boat
>>6439651
Done, I sent it from guerillamail so it may end up in your spam.
>>6439656
You need to want to get better. I hope that you can.
>>6439638
And part Maltese.
>>6439669
What the fuck about watching a movie/show is even remotely feminine? Seriously, some girls like slasher flicks, some girls hate romcoms.
The fuck, this isn't the god damn 18th century, stop acting like a robot. You weren't built to fit a mold. Be natural. Be you. It's okay to like things other people don't like.
>>6439673
sounds scary
>>6439649
6 and 8 - they can take it. The youngest is a natural born athlete, and the eldest a nerd. Since I multi-classed as a kid, and kept fit-ish and geek-like, we get on great.
>>6439684
really....
>Be me
>create profile on popular dating website disclose trans status
>check in one day notice ive got over 200 visitors and a crap ton of likes, yay confidence!
>sort through the ugly ones and message the gorgeous ones
>over a three weeks exchange pictures and sexual innuendos
>some of them become flaky when you want to meet up for coffee first
>some of them end up being creepy chasers
>the rest are closeted trannies
fml really? fuck like some of them god tier handsome
tfw you cant get laid by decent looking alpha with nice abs
So I did it girls
My appointment at the Pride Clinic was tonight and to my absolute shock, they prescribed my HRT on my first visit, which they claimed was "very rare"
so I just took my first Spiro and Estra
2mg Estra, 100 Spiro. Is that a normal amount to start? He said he's double it at my next appointment in early August
>>6439684
I guess I'm a man :/
>>6439690
yeah really lol you can be a girl and like whatever you want :P
>>6439685
If you're too weak to tell your therapist, then you're too weak to transition.
>>6439486
>me
>above edie
your corrections are shit. i'd tell you to go kill yourself but you're so bad at literally everything you attempt that you'd probably fuck that up too.
>>6439650
Fun! Which anime?
>>6439650
>memeXmeme
bad taste desu senpai
>>6439691
>tfw you cant get laid by decent looking alpha with nice abs
you're just not that hot.
>>6439697
maybe you're right
i don't think i can say it out loud
>>6439676
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Japan
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aya_Kamikawa
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanako_Otsuji
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_aspects_of_transsexualism#Japan
It's not Sweden, but it's not a god damn third world country.
Moron.
>>6439699
hunterXhunter :3
>>6439662
Oh yeah?
>>6439688
Huh, sounds kinda cool.
>>6439705
After the bugs were dead, it got kinda very stupid
>>6439684
come on if you wanna be known as female then why not do things to makeup for missing female socialization?
>>6439691
I know that feel, I did the exact same things.
>create profile on popular dating website and disclose trans status
>noticed I had a ton of visitors and a bunch of people liking
>sort through the messages, many of them don't seem to have actually read my profile though
>narrow down to a few guys I like
>they start to get flakier and flakier as time goes on, or turn out to be creepy chasers who were hiding stuff and now I'm getting drunk sexts
I just wanted to date someone, even for a single day, it would have been nice to pretend I can live a normal life. :^)
>>6439702
kek you've never see me
>>6439704
You're fucking retard they're xenophobic and women are second class citizens. They hate people like you.
>>6439679
My hobbies have very little effect on passing.
>>6439694
That's what I started with, p normal
>>6439708
I'm just watching it with friends to pass time
>>6439695
Not my point. I'm just saying that people like different things, and claiming that watching some things is better than others is just childish.
If watching shit like Kill Bill and Clerks makes you less of a woman, then holy shit guys, I spontaniously appeared here. My mom never was even real.
>>6439704
You're living in a fantasy because you watch too much anime.
>>6439707
yeah. i'll be doing a bit of traveling soon with my most favorite person in the whole wide world.
>>6439712
> every alpha's reaction to you
>>6439717
Even if you pass you probably wouldn't want to end up to be an social autist that knows nothing to relate with the gender you wanna be?
what level am i?
>>6439574
>>6439718
Thanks! Yeah, and I know I should take it in the morning. Just irrational and wanted to start immediately after I got home.
You all will argue about anything.
I cross-dressed in Japan once
>>6439266
>that pic of me
lmao
>>6439629
Jesus fuck have you ever lived in Japan?
Almost every single girl in my highschool classes watched anime. EVERY SINGLE ONE. Many of them enjoyed shounen crap like one piece lol. Did you even read a single word I fucking said? Highschool kids watch anime lol, that's who a lot of it is geared towards. Where did I say lots of adults watch anime? WHERE?
Girl and Boy are not Man or Woman. Jesus fuck your reading comprehension is infantile. You think Japan produces anime for JUST the western adult audience? LOL okay hon.
>>6439611
Don't actually have a beard thanks for the tip though, hon!
>>6439691
>create profile on dating website
>don't say I'm trans
>say that I'm a man
>your pick of gay men, straight women, and some "straight" men
>life is good
It's been a while but like, I will never say I'm trans or a woman on one of those
>>6439720
>If watching shit like Kill Bill and Clerks makes you less of a woman,
Well it kinda does... how many normal women give a shit about those films?
>>6439723
Geez, that sounds really swell. Radical, even.
>>6439725
i mean
I was a social autist as a guy and have a lot of social autist game/weeb friends
I'd rather stick with them then get a bunch of girls with boring fashiony hobbies I don't actually give a shit about
>>6439709
Yes, that's why they elected a trans woman to office.
And a lesbian.
And women on the Diet, well, that wa an illusion.
Did you even read those links? I read yours.
>>6439709
No one asked my mom to do that. I'm a human, not a god damned clay doll.
Besides, I played with barbies. I lived with nothing but little sisters my whole fucking life. I didn't have friends. Fuck you for telling me what I need to do to be female.
>>6439733
hey, at least you don't look like a total dude.
did you get any dick yet?
>>6439720
>If watching shit like Kill Bill and Clerks makes you less of a woman
that just makes you more of a pleb lol
>>6439733
I will suplex you. You're cute in that picture.
>>6439725
I'm fine.
>tfw watch anime and play games
>tfw several female friends
>tfw no trouble going out or socializing with them
idk what that one anon is on about
>>6439734
You are a fucking delusional anime weaboo they hate you. You don't know Japan or the real world. If you ever went to Japan you would hate it and run back crying and begging to come home. You have no chance there and you're delusional to not see the plain truth. All of you weaboo want to live in Japan but you're out of touch with reality. I'm trying to help you fucking moron but you're beyond help.
>>6439743
what do u think u crazy sloot
>>6439745
i look okay in it but there are much better, more representative pictures of me
im makin a funny face in it!! although edie's is weirder than mine...
im winning
>>6439610
oh a video game?
what system?
>>6439748
>Uh, my mom.
not friends
>My sisters.
not friends
>My moms female friends.
not friends
>A couple of film teachers I had in high school.
not friends
>Most of the goth chicks I hung around in high school.
undesirable friends plus they probably grew out of being goth
>>6439744
Okay, sure, your taste is better.
I wasn't saying anything about that. But you're superior, obviously. Teach me sensei, what GOOD female movies are.
So like on a scale of 1-10, how bad would it be to rebound back to my straight cis ex gf
>>6439751
>House of Leaves
reeee women don't read??? you should only be cooking and fashioning and shopping no normal interests be a generic boring housewife!
>>6439737
yeah!
not sure where to yet,
mexico, NYC, seattle are all options
ireland or austrailia too but those are a bit less likely, at least right now
and iceland next year!
>>6439751
slut shaming is rude!
also im not crazy, just not deluded from all that hugboxing.
>>6439751
ufufu arent you stealth? why did you come back here?
>>6439748
Do you read anything? Everyone knows Japan is the worst place for trannies in the world. The society is extremely macho and male dominant but they are fixed in very narrow gender roles. You wont survive there. If you weren't a repulsive uneducated neckbeard you would have known this already.
>>6439756
The one that won't let you wear a dress to your own wedding?
1
>>6439751
>complains about being ugly
>wants ffs
>looks cis and doesn't need ffs
Fuck off
desu if you're not gosipping in the thread RIGHT NOW you aren't a woman
>>6439750
Lol, I lived in Japan teaching. You're delusional as fuck kiddo. Kids love anime over there, that's why they fucking ship all the weeaboo foreigners with degrees to teach english in their schools. Japan was actually awesome, food is great, culture makes everyone really nice and harmonous even if you don't fit in.
My one complaint is they torture their kids in school and then shove them into cram school.
Anyway, are you done being a delusional weeaboo projecting onto me?
>>6439768
Give me some herion brah
>>6439759
How long would you plan on staying in each place?
>>6439768
v, vg, a
>>6439754
You didn't say anything about them being friends. You said "normal" whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.
Troll harder, bro.
You're that little turd who ran away from the argument in the last thread, ain't you?
Sad you couldn't step toe to toe in a catfight, so you thought you'd try again? God you are sad.
You forget the most important trit for a woman:
A long memory, and the ability to never forget slights.
Bitch.
>>6439772
>food is great
Sometimes I feel like the only person who doesn't like Japanese food.
>>6439755
>your taste is better.
It is better but you're already fucking up asking
>what GOOD female movies are.
Good female movies are just good movies that females happen to enjoy.
Tarantino is much better than that hack Kevin Smith and I only commented because you lumped them in together so my pleb sensors went off.
As for me, I'll fuck off back to /tv/
kthxbai
>>6439772
You are a delusional fucking weaboo and don't know anything about the real Japan. I'm trying to help you but you're stuck in your delusional fantasy.
>>6439693
Jesus Christ. I can't
>>6439205
*headpats best edition*
>>6439776
for now, not long, a week at most. i still have a regular full time job to worry about.
but next year i should have a schedule that's way more flexible! 2 weeks in iceland at least.
>>6439763
Right, if you forget MOST of Africa, and the middle east, and eastern europe.
>"Waaaaaah, I can't win an argument, so I'm gonna make shit up and call you a neckbeard, that'll show you."
>>6439705
The new one or the old?
I have fond memories cuddling with a gay boy taking about the old hunter x hunter.
>>6439707
It's awesome. I'm seriously considering pursuing teaching early so I can help the parents with tutoring. These kids deserve some extra attention, and my general competence could use supplementing with better practices.
>>6439762
She came back because her life is bad.
She has a gf she doesn't love, a place she hates living in and a job she hates
>>6439788
i've read HoL a stupid number of times i'm such a fucking pleb
it's so entry level but i cant stop loving it help
>>6439760
That's not a number
Why are you guys all so sad? Why don't you go out and make friends? You should get a job and improve your lives and socialize.
"but rachel, I don't know how to be female"
well then I guess you're not actually a girl, huh?
Seriously, if you spent all the hours you do here doing something productive imagine where your life would be. It's 2016, people are okay with you being trans, get the fuck over it. You wanted this, no? This is preferable to being male, no? Seriously, if you don't go outside and socialize and actually live a life then you are barely a girl, no, you're barely human. Seriously, go outside. You'll find that a lot of your anxieties are overblown (or even completely unfounded) and based off a warped sense of reality with which staying inside all day has poisoned you.
>>6439798
poor thing
>>6439788
well hey i not a slut, i haven't even had sex in like 2 months! ;w;
also you should be a slut too its p great
>tfw got bullied by chads in hs and now i crave their cocks
gg life
>>6439784
You don't need to ask for permission, glad to see your stank ass leave.
Thanks for saying literally nothing you lazy ass nerd.
>>6439782
LOL oh my god you are a person with terrible tastebuds.
>>6439786
How are you trying to help me lol, all I did was tell you how many kids in Japan actually watch anime and you're like "ADULTS DON'T WATCH ANIME WHAT IS THIS AAAAH LOOK I'M AN AUTISTIC WEEABOO WHO DOESN'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT MY BELOVED SUN-COUNTRY AAAH JAPAN IS SACRED FUCK YOU ALL"
Like jesus christ hon, calm down. I didn't say anime was popular with adults in Japan lol, but I do know some teachers (native japanese) who watched it. They were rare but existed.
>>6439804
Tell that to hons
>>6439806
that entire post is like 60% brainfart sorry im a lil drunk (again)
>>6439804
what are you even talking about lmao.
>>6439804
>Seriously, if you spent all the hours you do here doing something productive
I'm only here when I poo
What a coincidence
>>6439809
*kisses*
>>6439804
Come on, you and I both know you're directng this at some more than others. Just say it, honestly.
You'll be doing them a favor.
>>6439796
America is better than anywhere else except maybe Sweden. Japan is the fucking worst. Most of Europe has laws to protect trannies too and Japan has none. Weaboos like you and others that have said they want to live in Japan are fucking delusional. Calm down and turn the anime off.
>>6439804
but i do have a job and friends and a social life tho. and im happy most of the time =o
>>6439815
yay ~
>>6439808
Holy shit you are fucking retarded.
>>6439812
i didn't even realize /biz/ was a board. i don't even know what half of these are desu
Who here would totally bang Lupin the Third?
It's just me isn't it.
>>6439824
There are a lot of people like that here.
>>6439829
id hang out with him but he's not my type :c
>>6439829
trip on, birdy
>>6439768
pol, tg, tv, v, b,
...gif
my god why do i keep coming back here
>>6439818
>except maybe Sweden
sweden is not that great anymore desu, your odds of getting raped there are subsaharan africa tier and i can't imagine the rapist being too happy you have a gt
>>6439801
ive never even read it actually lmfao
>>6439804
i like staying inside though rachel
>>6439806
>says shes not a slut
>"you should bea slut too"
WHICH IS IT
U CANT HAVE BOTH
i was never bullied really also. and i was always attracted more to the artsier guys anyways
>>6439829
oh i definitely would
>tfw never realized i inserted myself as clarisse in castle of cagliostro as hard as i did when i was a kid until i rewatched it recently
i wanted to be a princess so fucking badly lmao
>>6439818
Did I say I want to live in Japan?
I'd rather live in Finland, or maybe Poland.
good job making sweeping generalizations, asshat. Keep parroting yourself. If you believe hard enough, you'll actually be right someday!
:/
>>6439818
Have you been to America?
Half of America pretends we don't exist, a quarter wants us to die, and the rest think that hons are ok.
>>6439812
wow merc is a mega nerd
>>6439827
fashion, comics and cartoons, cosplay and egl, do it yourself, history and humanities (a post moot board), music, anime and manga, animals, advice, cute male (drawings), handsome men (the male version of /s/), business, social, science, literature, cooking
>>6439830
frankly, most people everywhere are retarded
>>6439839
>artsier guys anyways
they're usually
kind of uggo though ;--;
>>6439845
hi bby
>>6439839
(its okay i stay inside a lot too and just read books, make bread, and go to work)
>>6439835
Wrong birdy.
I am Chikkun.
>>6439839
Have you seen the new one from 2015?
He gets married.
>>6439839
that guy is p qt af and see >>6439811
also im not a slut ok!!
honestly while i'm mostly attracted to chads artsy guys are fine too. literally any guy is fine for me as long as he's cute and not fat.
>>6439850
What are you reading now?
>>6439824
Lol, jesus christ you're dumb. Just because Japan hates tranny's doesn't mean your views about what their population watches are true.
>>6439826
I wasn't even arguing that Japan is a good place for tranny's to live lol. But eat shit sir.
God no wonder everyone here hates everyone, you're all self entitled little brats who can only forget about how bad their life is by projecting hate onto other people.
I sincerely hope at least 80% of you never enjoy your lives. I hope you are constantly reminded of how mentally ill and freakish you are. I'd say I hope you never find love but there's always a gay man out there willing to poz your neg hole.
is Tim Roth here too?
>>6439851
i need to stop bullying mtfs all day, it is probably unhealthy
i mean, there is a little truth to most of what i say here - eg: blogposts&feels - but my rants, political posturing, and hate is like ~80% sarcastic. i need to stop being such a shitty person to other mtfs :(
fuck my life, why do i have to look like im 14.
I don't want your damn kids menu, and stop laughing when i ask for alcoholic beverages.
>>6439858
>Shots have been fired. Kill them all, let Glob sort them out.
Do you actually think that? Or are you just letting your hurt feelings get to you?
Go take a nap, kiddo. You're just cranky 'cause you're all tuckered out.
>>6439855
>You Too Can Have A Body Like Mine - Alexandra Kleeman
and
>The Twenty-Seventh City - Franzen
>>6439864
Keep bullying mtfs all day. They deserve it.
>>6439864
#badideas
>>6439851
Gold Fame Citrus was pretty garbage btw, wouldn't recommend
>>6439862
;-;
i just want a coma for the next two weeks that would be nice
>>6439865
Fuck, why do I have to look like a footbal player.
The grass is always greener, Chara. I would kill to look like that again.
Hmmmm, maybe...... I must consult the Grimoire.....
>>6439868
The 80% figure was my feelings getting to me, I'm having a shitty couple days. But it's not like telling you matters lol.
I still sincerely hope no one understands what you're going through in life. In fact, the only people who understand are right here and you're shitting on them all.
>>6439875
>>6439865
i mean that's a good thing tho c: I would have never guessed you were over 21 <3
*head pat*
>>6439871
>The Twenty-Seventh City - Franzen
That sounds amusing
>You Too Can Have A Body Like Mine - Alexandra Kleeman
wtf is going on here.
>>6439881
Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
This is confusing.
I was the one who pointed out that a trans woman was hired into public office in Japan, not the guys shitting all over and saying that everyone is a retatrd.
Calm your tits, girl.
>>6439864
i wish youd bully me
>>6439881
Fucking weaboo scum.
>>6439888
im trying ;-;
also maybe don't hit your head bb
thats troubling
>tfw you're a /literallywho/
>>6439892
faggot
>>6439895
I saw the description on amazon, my response still holds. Seems weird.
>>6439891
I know that's you Kira.
>>6439901
Please. I still haven't found the... oh wait. I think this is it.......
So I just have to say......
Klatta
Barata
Nik.... To?
Nikti?
Necktie?
It definetly starts with an N.......
>>6439903
ill probably post pics when i at least somewhat like what i see in the mirror
>>6439903
>>6439899
:( just let me be ur bf
>>6439904
>>6439891
I don't know, everyone is anonymous here, and I hate everyone at the moment. Sorry for confusing you for this shill >>6439893
If it puts your mind at ease, I was speaking to them. I've already slept this entire fucking day away because I'm human garbage.
>>6439898
Unless you knew me IRL, I can safely say I've never gone by that name online. IRL I had that dark edgy phase where I used a name that wasn't my own because I hated my name and Kira was androgynous, leaning towards female. Liking Japanese stuff was just a useful cover to use a feminine name IRL.
>>6439901
>Doesn't feel very good.
say that again in 10 years
>>6439909
Yeah i did,
>>6439915
>miyazaki memoir
gawwwd you are such a weeb
i've heard good things and bad things about surveys, let me know when you start it, maybe we can have a little book club thing and talk about.
oh wait, you actually work at a book store and have plenty of people to talk about books with :(
>i just want a qt tall boy who can dress himself tbqh
#thedream
>ywn have proper shoulders
>ywn have proper hips
>ywn have a girl ribcage
>>6439901
>tfw some people don't even ask for ID with you
At least the number of people asking has gone up.
>>6439927
>>i just want a qt tall boy who can dress himself tbqh
lol, go talk to him then.
>>6439918
>>6439920
Pssssh, nothing personell......
Kid.....
>>6439930
They think my ID is fake.
>>6439904
kira doesn't talk like that usually
i dont think it's her
>>6439913
there u go
>>6439916
but if thats true why didn't god take control of the duct tape on my face last week?
god sucks, fuck that guy
>>6439920
there was a namefag here who used to go by kira, for some reason they think you are her
>>6439915
tall qts are great, i could go for one of those too
dude u should make a tindr just to look at people and swipe
there are tons and tons of tall qts in the biggest city in the world, lmao
yeah having the same interests as a partner is cool, but not really a need, although, i know some people think not having common interests means it can't work but those people are vapid cunts who should eat shit and die
chaturbate.com
/liannalawson/
>one nerd guy that actually ended up looking like a nerdy girl and not a hon
I wonder if her bullies in HS would of bullied her with their dicks instead if she transitioned then
>>6439853
That bulge holy shit
>>6439925
what happened? :( did showing ur id not work
>>6439932
you don't want me senpai, you are very attractive and dress very well and i look like garbage IRL and have a shitty voice and am just depressed all the time and i don't even deserve to be in your presence tbqh
(if this is who i think it is anyway)
>>6439936
Damn. I can still use my brother's.
>>6439936
oh shi- I know that feel. it literally happens every single time bc my ID pic is two years out of date.
>>6439932
i have shit taste in music too i've just blasting lil yachty and gucci all day
>>6439937
;-;
damn
someone wanna come help me remove like the bottonm five ribs of my ribcage?
>>6439933
you think im gay? youre a girl arent you? well? arent you?
>>6439944
wait a second, you have some attractive well-dressed guy that wants to be with you and you're blowing him off because you're insecure? seriously nigger?
>>6439953
it would be extremely painful
>>6439960
>implying any of us here are actually girls
>>6439944
>>6439948
>you don't want me senpai, you are very attractive and dress very well and i look like garbage IRL and have a shitty voice and am just depressed all the time and i don't even deserve to be in your presence tbqh
I'd rather be fellated in person than over text, but thx senpai. How about instead of you running away constantly, we meet and you tell me what to read and I'll tell you what to listen to.
>>6439968
so im not good enough for you? oh excuse me.
>>6439875
>#playingwithheartsyoudontwant
For shame
>>6439939
is she someone from mtfg?
she's pretty even though she sounds like a dude
>>6439944
>rejecting someone who actually wants you
r u retarded
??????????
>>6439949
yahyah
>>6439948
GUCCI MANE??????
DO U LIKE
YUNG THUG??
>>6439953
sure but only if u return the favor
>>6439950
i wanna be a hedonist like Burt
its okay i always keep trying
at least im persistent ;---;
but if i can be honest with you, i'm still REALLY ANGRY that mixing household chemicals never works
>>6439973
Me neither.
Show me your hair
>>6439963
Pain is temporary.
Glory is eternal.
>>6439864
its only bullying if you drop trip and shit on people
do you drop trip and shit on people?
i wish i had a hot guy pursuing me ...........
on chaterbate, how much is each token worth-?
>>6439970
no, no, she takes it back, and will meet u for a coffee after work on Friday
>>6439948
Why aren't you mean to me?
:(
>>6439984
same
actually a hot girl but same difference really
Is there a correct order to apply eyeliner and mascara in?
>tfw u listen to bro music
https://youtu.be/M6McxQxouKQ
>>6439981
what we do in life echoes in eternity
give me a pair of pliers and a butterknife and ill do it
>>6439985
like a nickel each, but cb's cut is 50% I think.
>>6439993
i would do eyeliner then masacara, otherwise, you're liable to fuck up your lashes if you do the eyeliner afterward
but i suppose it would depend upon what sort of look you're doing
Hey.
So I'm like about to run out of spiro.
i've not even been able to start e.
I've been on it for almost three month now.
How bad am I fucked.
>>6439978
She rejected me too, and I'm an alpha Chad
>>6439939
>tfw you'll never be pretty even if you some day somehow pass
>>6440000
maybe that's after the cut.
Also, what a fucking waste of quads. I regret life.
>>6439993
eyeliner and then mascara
because if you smudge eyeliner you cant do it without completely fucking up your mascara
>>6440002
She better so I can live through her stories vicariously.
I'm so fucking sad right now.
>>6439939
LOL WHAT she looks even worse than i do! your perception of what a girl looks like is so fuckin warped bruh
>>6440015
Tone down that ego hunny.
>>6439939
OH MY GOD THAT MONSTER DONG THO that literally came out of nowhere
>>6440015
>LOL WHAT she looks even worse than i do!
but she's not some long faced jew...
>>6439939
her bullies are probably mostly straight so I doubt they would
>>6440021
Can't sleep more. Work full time. Have to find new apartment. Being evicted. Have to somehow find food.
I'm just not going to recover from my financial isues before I run out, even if I do that.
I will, but it's gonna be at least two months without again...
I don't know how I can handle that.
>>6440031
hmmm
yeah spread out your dosage so that you can still be on a dose, even if its low, until you can get more
or find a way to steal some/money to purchase some
>>6440023
>dong
>>6439981
Can you do it to me?
>>6440006
iktf.
Fuck ehhryone
Heyyy hot guy if Rachel doesn't want you I'm dumb and I have a fat face but I have low self esteem and abandonment issues so I'll always be loyal and strive to make u love me ;-*
>>6440037
fuck you too <3
Yeah, but stew&brew has like 1.5k tokens right now.
>>6440044
4chan told me that 6inches is small
>>6440021
I'm pretty sure I've slept with more women then this entire thread combined, my swagger is deep girl
Deep
>>6440039
Jfc, what's with all the chasers today?
>>6440051
Ya, k.
And yet no cis girl pegging?
Boy, you weak.
Step up playa
>>6440048
that's still only $75
seriously, its literal chump change except people see you naked for it and you potentially ruin all potential you have at a future career. just go get a retail job and earn a real living you fucking faggots
>>6440038
God thats so little, i could do so much little for so much more.
>>6439953
One or two ribs max is all you can get away with. It's rather complex as the diaphragm needs to be moved when you do two.
>>6440051
I've only been with one person.
Now they sleep next to me and won't have sex.
>>6440049
hard?
>>6440061
Ayyyy, $800/month can be lived on in some areas.
>>6440064
>link it up
Fuckers just went private but
chaturbate warmfreshpaint
>>6440064
I get it.
Thanks. If you hear about a killing spree in Wisconsin, my rage got the better of me.
>>6439979
o-okay..pls no bullying..im single now and theres no one to comfort me after you girls hurt me
>>6440064
You think I haven't greater a girl at the door, and just picked her up and fucked her against it while she drops the groceries?
Pls
>>6440037
Nah, you're too ugly, hon. ;^) Thanks for offering to be the town bicycle tho
>>6439698
Believe what you want, but I find you quite attractive. Rather rotten inside, however.
>>6440077
*head pat*
>>6440077
thats a cute necklace for a man
>>6440077
omg that's you beepy? i would break my union agreement to lay some pipe in that trench if you catch my drift
>>6440082
No you got laid off. Don't be such a jealous hon, go back to fapping to trannies on /gif/
>>6440092
Just scam people instead, you can make around 300$ a day.
>>6440098
>No you got laid off.
they still payin out my contract mate.
and i have two interviews in the next week, what the fuck are you doing with your life, huh?
>>6440072
tyty
i just started clicking around:
>talianahotx
that one has nice boobs i think
>diione
has okayish fake tits, but also doesn't look like a tranny
it seems like not looking like a trap is half the battle
>>6440074
np
also gl, but dont be one of those lame killers that doesn't at least crack double digits
put in the work
>>6440080
?
no i was saying you seem to be an expect, so tell me where to cop someone to do that to me
lol
>>6440098
lmao wut
>>6440077
nice dubs but also fill in your end of your eyebrows or maybe just draw them thicker in general
>>6440082
I made about $135 an hour after you figure retirement, social security, medical, food allowance, housing, and mileage allowance. Guaranteed 8 hrs a day, guaranteed 30 days vacation, all national holidays were 4 day payed weekends.
It's like really silly how much you really earn at a job with benefits compared to everything else
>>6440102
how do you scam people? pls illuminate me, i have zero morals
>>6440092
>gets called attractive
>hurls insults irrationally
I'm sure you can admit the "rather rotten inside" commentary was accurate at least.
>tfw gf not online to lewd with you
>>6440105
Reading you shitpost and blow hot air between your tranny fap sessions.
Where were you when LeBron "King" James lead Believeland to a chip?
How has the king influenced your life? Have you felt inspiration from LeBEAST?
Personally, if I was Steph after losing like that I'd transition already, can't handle a real man's game
>>6440077
>ywn cuddle beepy
>>6440107
A-am I working?
Is this why oilwives are mad at me?
Am I bad handsome husband?
>TFW, this was after it got too dark to drink outside
>>6440109
does your wrangler know you're using the internet unsupervised?
i dont want to go outside so im trying to start an affiliate site to make cash
15 reviews so far and $0.01 in revenue
>>6440106
Are you supposed to be some kind of tranny orbiter?
>>6440108
I'm sure you can figure it out.
>>6440128
Do tell
>>6440124
I'm not familiar with that obscure usage of the term wrangler. However, my cat is looking in my direction every once in a while so technically I'm being supervised.
>>6440129
merc is cool and actually has a life u shut ur whore mouth
>>6440129
i'm a cis girl chaser, i come here when im bored so i can get a tranny to stuff me with its tranny cock
best thing is three trannies stuffing all three holes with their cocks at the same time
honestly the best feeling in the world
>>6440077
Your face is a mess and kind of manly but you might pass as a spinster of 40 years if you made some effort.
>>6440086
ty
>>6440087
i know
>>6440088
you yeah idiot. are you going to let me be your boyfriend or what?
>>6440101
aww sounds cute valq.
would enjoy
>>6440119
if someone would just be my friend :( id love to start a new life. im looking for someone i can really invest time into.
>>6440039
hello yes im dat boi
>>6440139
You're a fucking mess Rachel you don't know what having a life is. Didn't you have a nervous breakdown and quit not long ago.
>>6440140
Yikes!
<3
Do you take cuddles & sushi instead of cocks?
Maybe a nap on an oversized beanbag couch flopped out by a wood burning stove?
>>6440145
You look like my mom without her makeup on.
>>6440106
Oh, they're back.
>>6440145
aww your cute'r than me ;-;
>>6440147
Leave Rachel alone she's going through a troubling time lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2l0jEdxBE4
im eating a bagel
>>6440136
I review stuff and if people click my ads or Amazon links I get a commission.
It's a lot of boring work but if you put in the time and learn Google SEO you can begin generating passive income.
i got the nerve to email the counselor back :)
what do you think Rachel and other trips' myers-briggs would be?
>>6440170
every tranny is infp
>>6440170
why not link a myers briggs site and ask us to take it?
>>6440169
You dont even know who I am.
How about pizza?
Or tempura sushi?
>>6440170
agfp
>>6440170
She's already posted it, look it up
>>6440173
you're not valq??
pizza is okay but i dont really like it
tempura sushi?
what does it look/taste like?
>>6440177
are you ftm thats backwards
>>6440177
>HR at my job had us all take one not too long ago
lol, people do this?
>>6440170
Rachel strikes me as an INTP.
>>6440173
>tempura sushi
>paying for sushi to eat a $12 piece of fried previously frozen shrimp
>>6440172
this is the best one
http://similarminds.com/embj.html
>>6440182
It's popular with vector marketing things
>>6440170
I'm taking the test now, i don't remember what it says i am.
Guess what i am before i finish
>>6440179
Its cooked sushi!
I am valq?
Am I having an aneurism?
>>6440051
how many boys though?
>>6440186
>being a cheap ass slob
>>6440185
every time i took one of those i was intp. except once i got infp
>>6440189
> Vector Marketing is a multi-level marketing...
>>6440182
My job had me take one once, I'm ESTP tru alpha
>>6440197
I'm sorry I have taste, am I supposed to pay $30 for a bottle of grape juice strained through your moms pantyhose to go with it?
>>6440200
Have to give jobs spiffy names or everyone will know you're a loser
>>6440194
I'm an INTP and you act and think like how I do sometimes.
Genderqueer.
>>6440177
>ESTJ
this actually makes a lot of sense given your authoritarian vibe and rants about personal responsibility and social order
>>6440171
>>6440170
I'm ISFP
Am I not trutrans?
>>6440186
STFU, IM PLANING A FIRELIT CUDDLE DATE
>>6440185
Ayy
>>6440196
0 boys , 0 transwomen probably..... 30-40 women I dunno it gets blurry, not too many girlfriends, tons of fuck buddies
>>6440199
It ain't a bad thing darling.
>>6440206
Faye you are the antithesis of taste in this thread. You are at the same level as Miss Cock. Kindly do not share your unwashed ignorant opinions.
>>6440171
>tfw INTP
fugg better detrans :DDD
>>6440214
whore
>>6440171
>tfw INFP
>>6440214
Seems to me your bp is rather empty & you're a whore.
Tfw at work so can't be lewd with bf over Skype
>>6440225
ur Internet horoscope passes congrats
>>6440219
Different, how? Shy and quiet?
>>6440195
>I am valq?
>Am I having an aneurism?
u said
>You dont even know who I am.
>>6440188
INTJ
>>6440186
thats what it is?
gross
i hate watching others bully the weak in stead of bullying me
i feel trapped
>>6440233
As a person.
Not a portion of a usrname.
>>6440216
Wait so because I like to eat nigiri without soy sauce with a chilled saki, and bit of real wasabi (not that green toothpaste) I suddenly have no taste? Compared to fried shrimp and rice dunked in soy sauce?
That's like saying a toaster pastry is better then a fresh croissant
>>6440214
you need to start catching up the amount of boys, its way too imbalanced to girls
I guess this is what i am?
>>6440237
Raw everything
Rice is OK
A dab of wasabi
Saki
Quail eggs & chives on mah fish eggs of all sorts pls.
>>6440231
>tfw that's the only part that does
>>6440236
oh
okay fair enough!
>>6440242
*hits u with shirt*
>tfw if you kill yourself you probably won't relive a cis life where you meet cis tetra and both of you are lesbians and you fall in love all over again
i don't want to be trans but i don't want to lose her
>>6440237
You are the personification of a midlife crisis. Grasping for straws and trying to pose as a teenager among a number of other things. You have no opinion that is valued.
>tfw dont wanna slut urself out
>no one will pay attention to you if you dont
>>6440243
You're being too difficult.
No tall woman pressing her soft cooshy breasts into your back with her tender hips & thighs caressing your butt.... Locking you into a cradled little spoon where her arm is your pillow...
A full belly, a touch of saki... In front of the flames.
Srry
>>6440170
ENTP everytime
>>6440247
You both have a penis and male personality traits. If you kill yourself you will still have a penis and male body, and had male personality traits. There is no probability. You die as you are in life and that's the end of the story.
>>6440252
You're not a guy if you call your unpenetrated bp 'virgin'
Nah bruh, that means you ain't gaiy.
>>6440252
Idk about real life...
I am troll-y IRL, however.
Boys and their egos.
+they won't punch me if they dont know I have a dick.
Poor things think I'm flirting until I attack a character flaw & they get emo.
:(
>>6440249
Maybe you were trying to impress them more by trying to appear as a leadership candidate.
>>6440264
I said trying twice and that's not good.
>>6440251
i pay attention to all your posts ^_^
y'all are horny as fuck tonight, aren't you?
>>6440263
Talking so fetishistic about virginity when you really aren't a virgin is a big turn off. I bet they do it on those gay sites and that's where you all get it from.
>>6440258
only if youre serious. skype me. shlooppp
>>6440274
im always
>>6440274
I masturbated to jormy's video earlier so I'm okay now.
>>6440284
Link
>>6440274
That's my secret Rachel. I'm always horny
>>6440261
i just care about her a lot but th-thanks
>>6440274
>>6440274
no im just bored
>>6440277
But;
I'm not a virgin?
.....
Not since I was 14 & my first gf.. Who was bi.
So,
Yep.
I wasn't talking about me...
Derp
>>6440274
nah just lonely senpai
>>6440296
How many tampons/pads should I carry with me?
>>6440274
I just wanna cuddle by a fire :(
I need a warm soft thing that smells nice next to me.
:(
I'm legit getting sad over this :/
Wtf is wrong with me.
furthermore;
WHY IS IT I emphasize too much with girls in porno, post hrt, that I can't even watch it without being sad anymore?
...there's no love, no connection, no romance in a tale.
I dont even porn anymore :/
>>6440296
Gay
>>6440246
i don't tho. you know i don't, you've seen me irl.
>>6440298
yeah i closed it because seeing moofy was weird as fuck
that to is weird
fuck
>>6440305
im bisexual
>>6440298
wtf am i looking at which trips are these?
>>6440309
>im bisexual
Same difference, fag.
>tfw ISFP
>retake test
>strongly extraverted ESFP
Am I turning into a fucking normie or something?
>>6440281
I'll pay for half your ticket if I get to spit roast you with her ^_^
>>6440310
How can you not tell by the flag?
its so lewd in here D:
cuddling & hand holding > sex
>\\<
>>>/gif/8777726
This is Jormy.
OK, WELP
For some reason the more I drink, the more emotionally needy & cuddly I feel.
Imma go deal with these feels.
Or maybe shower w/ a toy.
Idfk
I dont wanna feels these drunk feels.
I'm sad :(
Imma go now.
Gnight
test
>>6440229
just tell em you'll be taking an extra long trip to the bathroom for girl reasons